Explanation to Bob the Cod, well, during exercises in the Army we have to camaflague our vehicles with these big "Cam Nets" I always got caught up in them which always gave me a sense of humour failure especially if it was pi***ng it down, anyway, I used to look like i just got trawled up from the sea bed. With my first name of Robert I was instantly re-named "Bob the Cod" plus i like a drinkie poos as well.

The shame of it.