Yesterday I was telling a female relative that my cousin’s wife has just given birth to a baby girl. On hearing the good news, what do you think the relative’s 1st question was?
‘What is her name?’ No. ‘Was she fit and healthy?’ No.
She asked me, “How much did she weigh?”
How the bloody hell would I know and in the grand scheme of things what relevance is that to the rest of her life.
Oh ye remember my 1st day at school; ‘How much did you weigh at birth Kenneth?’
1st request to a girl in a nightclub for a dance; ‘Yes would love to dance with you Ken, but how much did you weigh at birth?’
1st job interview; ‘You obviously have the necessary skills for the position Mr Glass, but how much did you weigh at birth?’;D
