Quote Originally Posted by pilninggas
[quote author=Squashed_Fly link=1312843386/26#26 date=1312957201]The events over the past few days have made me ashamed to be English.


I mean how the hell did we let Swagger Jagger get to No. 1?
What are you on-about? it's a brilliant 'song', i'm gonna go and loot me a copy.

1/4 million chavs can't be wrong.[/quote]

Am I the only one to notice all "Swagger Jagger" is, is "Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlin Clemantine!" with different lyrics and some drum machine??

Cher Lloyd easily makes my top six people I would like to Tazer until they uncontrollably soil themselves:

Tim Westwood (You are not a "gangsta". You are not "coloured". You are a Cock, and not a good one.)

Jedward (Somebody shoot them before they find someone equally retarded to breed with. The teenage gene pool is in enough of a state already)

Katie Price (No reason listing needed)

Ex-Wife (Oh yes)

JLS (You are no more "Men" or "blokes" than Action Man was, you over-pruned orange prancing Goons)

Cher Lloyd (Nice one, your sh!tbag "song" gets to number one and we have riots up and down the country)