WARNING!!!

While I was at work yesterday 2 "Lads" aged 20-25 tried to remove my trike from my drive way!!!

LUCKLY my wife was in the office which looks down on to the drive and glanced out of the window and saw them! She ran downstairs and surgested they put it back or she would ring the Police! They said words to the effect of "Go away! Your just a silly little woman!" She then produced our snarling Labrador (Zoe) and told them she hadnt been fed!!

The trike was put back and they b*ggered off! But let this be a warning! A mans home is no-longer his castle as the basqtards are trying to get in!!

Im off to buy a HUGE F.OFF & DIE lock today and a large bunch of flowers!!