I’ve 3 bikes in various stages of not working dismantled-ism.

1 just needs, bar a little tinker, an MOT
1 needs new fork seals. There is a bit of a wait on the dust seals
The 3rd would require some sort of DNA profiling to distinguish its true identity

In the words of the the late, great Chopper Read. I need to ‘Harden the f*ck up’ and start to get things sorted.
Is SAD an excuse ?
There is a distinct lack of mojo here…

WTF