See, this yellow thing is bad - not only do people think I've got an unhealthy obsession for bananas, but they see me even when I'm not there

Sadly, I've been stuck at the office all day today in Westbury, although it may have been one of my day-dreams that had escaped and blatted off down the A4 for a jolly

PS, like your description, it could be my new Forum name, "The Yellow Whoosh" although it does sound a bit like a toilet cleaner now I think about it

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