OK, so it’s 5.25PM and I’ve a date with an exotic young lady from overseas at 6.00PM and I’m running late.
The vans clean and the backs even swept out ready for some serious humping later on
No time to get home from work and I’m sure I’m still suffering from my tzatziki and garlic bread fest from last night (judging by the way the post lady fled from the office this morning) so I grab my tooth cleaning stuff hoping to make a good impression on the said young lady.
I rigorously clean away and it suddenly dawns on me that 1) the toothpaste didn’t smell or taste of it’s usual mountain minty freshness and 2) it wasn’t leaving my mouth clean and kissable, it was a bit like swigging a cupful of Castrol R :P
Five minutes later I’m still trying to get the horrid taste from my mouth and after three cleans and five swills of Listermint I can still taste it and have to resort to two packets of gum on the way there !
Simpsons Tip No. 24
Never use a tube of Savlon Antiseptic Cream as toothpaste :-/
Gerry
PS: I never got round to the humping as the piano was too heavy to get in the Van (sorry Vivi, round two shortly) [smiley=thumbup.gif]
