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  1. Kitten Throwing ! 
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    What’s happening to our beloved forum ?

    Here we are, all keen, mean, bad biker dudes and dudettes and what are the last three suggestion for meets, a Golfing Day, a Crazy Golf Day and a Spa Day :-/

    This is just not good enough ! I mean, what will visitors to the site think, that they have accidentally clicked on the local Young Conservatives or the Veterans Division of the YMCA ???

    I mean, Golf, I’m sorry chaps, but that’s for old married men who are just desperate to escape their wives for most of the weekend and can’t find a better excuse - and they wear funny shoes

    Crazy Golf needs no explanation as to who plays that and Spa day ? last time the ex Mrs Simpson’s said she fancied a back & shoulder massage and a facial, it ended up with her not speaking to me for a week 8-)

    What we need is suggestions for proper things a biker gang (sorry club) can do, Kitten Throwing may be a big radical for some and obviously as they are only light you can throw them a really long way so it’s really an outside event and it’s a bit cold for that.

    How about who can spit farthest or wee highest up a wall (thinking about this, it would need to be a handicapped event as Snowy would win easily) or Granny frightening or police taunting (no, not the place near Bridgwater) etc.

    Over to you -

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    Must go now as my broccoli and mushroom quiche is almost cooked and I need to pop my couscous out to drain.

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  2. Re: Kitten Throwing ! 
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    Yeah - agree with you & BB on the golf thing...

    Saw a brilliant stand up routine by Billy Connolly on golf once - which went something like...

    GOLF - don't even get me started on GOLF...

    Couldn't find it on utube though...

    The marine thing was a bit too much the other way - would have signed up for that - but - a little concerned about having a heart attack half way through...

    Something inbetween perhaps..? I've yet to try paintballing... anyone..?
     
     

  3. Re: Kitten Throwing ! 
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    Well, I can't golf, I'm not crazy and I don't look that great in a mankini/leopard print thong.

    So kitten throwing sounds good to me. Shall we use the international dwarf tossing championship rules?

    http://hereisthecity.com/2006/02/17/...ossing_the_ru/
     
     

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    Gerry..! Like your thinking on Kitten throwing, But not to anger the animal lovers on here perhaps you may like to consider Dwarf Tossing....!!!

    http://youtu.be/bd-sfqzFdmk
     
     

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    Dwarf tossing...... I can just see Basil sat there with a on his face now!
     
     

  6. Re: Kitten Throwing ! 
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    Quote Originally Posted by GixxerStu
    Gerry..! Like your thinking on Kitten throwing, But not to anger the animal lovers on here perhaps you may like to consider Dwarf Tossing....!!!

    http://youtu.be/bd-sfqzFdmk
    How low can you get Stu?
     
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by GixxerStu
    Gerry..! Like your thinking on Kitten throwing, But not to anger the animal lovers on here perhaps you may like to consider Dwarf Tossing....!!!

    http://youtu.be/bd-sfqzFdmk
    ;D ;D ;D
    "there's no aspect, no facet, no moment in life that can't be improved with pizza"

     
     

  8. Re: Kitten Throwing ! 
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    Quote Originally Posted by GixxerStu
    Gerry..! Like your thinking on Kitten throwing, But not to anger the animal lovers on here perhaps you may like to consider Dwarf Tossing....!!!

    http://youtu.be/bd-sfqzFdmk
    If you think I'm going to click an internet link called "Dwarf Tossing" you think wrong ;D
    Sounds like something Greenman might have in his infamous video collection :-/

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    shall I just remove the "non-bike chat" section perhaps?
    http://twitter.com/WiltshireBikers
    http://www.facebook.com/WiltshireBikers
     
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dabz
    shall I just remove the "non-bike chat" section perhaps?
    If it's to only replace it with a Dwarf Tossing Section, then I would vote no, although obviously it does have some appeal to a minority of WB members :-)
    There's no accounting for taste ;D

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