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  1. Bird strike 
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    Who let out the kamikaze pheasents last weekend? I was riding along the A36 between Codford and wylye (doing 60 officer) when a kamikaze pheasent came out of the sky to my right and hit me on the forehead I said*^%%**:><*%"":-X ,I didnt drop the bike but I had to stop to put my neck back in to place, then went home for some clean pants ;D
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  2. Re: Bird strike 
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    Youve obviously have never been hit by a bird before... my x-wife has got a mean right hook/slap!! lol! ;D
     
     

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    I was knocked off my very old bike by a peasent.....sorry phesant ;D
     
     

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    I nearly had an unfortunate coming together on sunday going down the A303 towards Stonehenge, only exceeding the speed limit slightly ;D when i saw the lil blighter run across the carriage way then proceed to take off, bank right and head towards me, i nearly done something childish in my leathers i tell thee, had to stop for a fag to calm down, also the roads were littered with roadkill, mainly badgers, not a very comforting sight whilst rounding a corner and you see one of them in the middle of the road >
     
     

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    see and there are people who think shooting is cruel but think how many more birdys like that there would be if there were not shooting going on!
     
     

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    Dont start on the hunting / fishing thing... the tree hugging townies will be up in arms in 2 seconds!!!
     
     

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    oops sorry! Dont think they saw....
     
     

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    O yes we did
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    Oh Bolox!!

    Better grab a tin hat and run for cover then.... Just as long as those b*st*rds in London dont try to spoil all our countryside beliefs and ways of life we might just get away with it!!

    WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT! THERES A TREE HUGGER ABOUT!!
     
     

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    I never appreciated culling birds with a 'bike was a country pursuit, or is it pulling birds with a 'bike is pursuing a......I'll get my coat.
     
     

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