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So I open the back door, go out and deposit my rubbish in the black bin.
I return to the kitchen to find an army of gangly **** flying creatures taking it in turns to jerk off over the kitchen light.
So i think ill deal with that after ive taken a piss when what do i find in the bathroom. MORE ****ing gangly pissed up flying freaks of nature.
I might have to have a massacre.
Thants better, i needed to express myself. Now im off to kill kill kill :D
Well if you will live in the countryside! ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
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Hey ! Chill, or he may come pay you a visit :o ;D
;D ;D I HATE daddy longlegs, got a real phobia :o
lol at Tractordriver!
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Daddy Grumfers.....I have an army of them at my house too :(
Roxy
Was feeling frivolous with my (now ex) wife when one flew around the bedroom - “I’ll catch it and eat it I said“, trying to impress her with my lizard like tongue (OK, I admit, an unusual sort of foreplay) I leapt up from the bed and with a mighty “nom nom” caught it in my mouth !
I don’t know who was more surprised, Sue, the Daddy Longlegs, or me :-/
I learned a number of things from this:
1, I was more nimble than I thought.
2, Catching Daddy Longlegs in your mouth does not impress anyone.
3, Daddy Longlegs have the unfortunate design fault in that their legs come off really really easily.
4, Spitting legs out of your mouth whilst shuddering doesn’t improve your sex life.
5, I now know (another) way to make my (now ex) wife roll about in bed in hysterical laughter ;)
Be warned...
G :)
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Originally Posted by Caroline
I'm your man Caz ;D
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lol at Gerry! :D :D
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:) better than flants day
Gerry. You are a nutter!
;D
Blowtorch them.
Works especially well on clouds of mosquitoes etc outside! ;D
They go like "POF" & burst into flames for like a nanosecond then spiral down onto the floor.
(BOHAHAHA) ;D
;D ;D ;D Gerry, you really are a nutter. That made me nearly choke on my tea!
Think I'll go for Darrens method though! burn em! mmwahha ha ha ha ha
Roxy xx
Trust Gerry to do something like that! Lol [smiley=laugh.gif]