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(Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
The fun begins on 24th October.
Timings: TBC
Location: Skirmish (nr Longleat)
All day ass kickin....12 games.
Price: £35...... Gets you a full day's paintin!!, 12 games, 600 paintballs, gun, goggles, hat, gloves, mask, camouflage coveralls, battle pack and paintball pots with enough free gas to fill a hot air balloon....or Stace!
Who wants some? Who's up for a scrap? Who wants to rip 'stinkyworm' and his bitch DJ sidekick 'slowworm' to shredds?.....Opprtunities like this don't come along often, seize the day!!
Stick your names down below to join the Polebarn Painters - We're gonna execute every last muther******g one of em.....slowly!
Basil
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Basil
Rob
May have to leave slightly early but more that willing to fight for the trobo massive
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
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Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by smellygerm
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
Listen up FingerBob, Knight Viper is on your team!!.... and you're gonna need all the help you can get [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Get ya wheels sorted?? [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Warring Factions...... for now Kaz and I are gonna say yes .... Now to dig out my dpm waterproof kit and goretex lined boots, seal skin gloves and issue gaiters because I bloody hate being cold and wet... war is best played in the back of a warm satcom det with the PS3 on !
thank god it wasn't Sept 24th tho as I'm Oop North in York for a fortnight.
Hizzy (Lisa)
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Im bristlin' for a scrap!!! >:( ;D
Can one of you fine people add my name to the list? I don't know how you do it!! :-[
I'm good at welding though!! ha ha ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by python
Im bristlin' for a scrap!!! >:( ;D
Can one of you fine people add my name to the list? I don't know how you do it!! :-[
I'm good at welding though!! ha ha ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
Hizzy (Lisa)
Toph
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by python
Im bristlin' for a scrap!!! >:( ;D
Can one of you fine people add my name to the list? I don't know how you do it!! :-[
I'm good at welding though!! ha ha ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Bring the welding kit with you.... we can try it on their Captains' musty ba**bag post capture!! :'( :o
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Thanks Col [smiley=thumbsup.gif]... you'll have to teach me how to do it!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Bornagain
[quote author=python link=1284378296/0#7 date=1284400181]Im bristlin' for a scrap!!! >:( ;D
Can one of you fine people add my name to the list? I don't know how you do it!! :-[
I'm good at welding though!! ha ha ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Bring the welding kit with you.... we can try it on their Captains' musty ba**bag post capture!! :'( :o
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We can singe their pubes with my oxy-acetylene torch!!! ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
Warring Factions...... for now Kaz and I are gonna say yes .... Now to dig out my dpm waterproof kit and goretex lined boots, seal skin gloves and issue gaiters because I bloody hate being cold and wet... war is best played in the back of a warm satcom det with the PS3 on !
thank god it wasn't Sept 24th tho as I'm Oop North in York for a fortnight.
Hizzy (Lisa)
Dressed like that, you'll arouse them into submission.....good thinking [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Good to have you both [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
"Lets just do the whole f***ing village man"
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by python
[quote author=Bornagain link=1284378296/0#9 date=1284401236][quote author=python link=1284378296/0#7 date=1284400181]Im bristlin' for a scrap!!! >:( ;D
Can one of you fine people add my name to the list? I don't know how you do it!! :-[
I'm good at welding though!! ha ha ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Bring the welding kit with you.... we can try it on their Captains' musty ba**bag post capture!! :'( :o
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We can singe their pubes with my oxy-acetylene torch!!! ;D[/quote]
I hear there not mature enough yet for Pubes [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Reading some of these posts i wonder if any of us have a mental age higher than 12!!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Bornagain
Reading some of these posts i wonder if any of us have a mental age higher than 12!!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
As a vast majority of us are either serving or ex forces - prob not they sap that out of you during training and to keep you sain(ish) during tours
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Robf
Basil
Rob
May have to leave slightly early but more that willing to fight for the trobo massive
Don't worry Rob......this battle will be over before we've even ran out of breath [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
What we got here is FAILURE to COMMUNICATE , some men you just can't reach which is the way he wants it ... WELL he gets it! I don't want this any more than you men !
Cool Hand Luke , (not a War movie but an all time amazing classic about rebelling with nothing left to lose or give !)
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
What we got here is FAILURE to COMMUNICATE , some men you just can't reach which is the way he wants it ... WELL he gets it! I don't want this any more than you men !
Cool Hand Luke , (not a War movie but an all time amazing classic about rebelling with nothing left to lose or give !)
Also lyrics out of Civil War by Guns and Roses IIRC
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Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
Had to add my name to the obvious top dogs - Shhh, don't tell smelly - still want some burgers! :P
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
<<< Hasn't picked sides yet ... just declaring our intention to play soldiers :) , I wonder who is going to get the gluten free rolls in and feed Hizzy some tasty burgers that wont give her the runs ;D
(the hormonal amazon requires bribary .... mercenary b1tch!)
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Originally Posted by Davey
[quote author=BladeTriple link=1284378296/15#17 date=1284406105]
What we got here is FAILURE to COMMUNICATE , some men you just can't reach which is the way he wants it ... WELL he gets it! I don't want this any more than you men !
Cool Hand Luke , (not a War movie but an all time amazing classic about rebelling with nothing left to lose or give !)
Also lyrics out of Civil War by Guns and Roses IIRC
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With the sound bite being from the movie [smiley=thumbsup.gif] inspired song !
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
<<< Hasn't picked sides yet ... just declaring our intention to play soldiers :) , I wonder who is going to get the gluten free rolls in and feed Hizzy some tasty burgers that wont give her the runs ;D
(the hormonal amazon requires bribary .... mercenary b1tch!)
we had gluten free spicy bean burgers last week with buns and will do the same this week ,same price £2 and I stamp the card . codename (spok) [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Now Kaz is rolling round the floor laughing!! Live long and prosper Stace!
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If I can pry my better half away from the baby shopping I will make the long journey for a laugh
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
Now Kaz is rolling round the floor laughing!! Live long and prosper Stace!
More like..... "die young of paint poisoning"!
Don't let him suck you in with shallow promises of gluten free roadkill!
Your bodies are temples...evolved and designed as running machines, hairless to keep cool, tall and 2 legged for speed, stride and balance, huge lungs to refuel the blood with oxygen to keep going the distance, heels to dig in and give grip for speed and bursts, powrful arms to pump for counterbalance & momentum, pelvis and hips for rapid direction change to evade or strike.....our bodies are designed for one thing....Running, .........Not eating Smellyburgers on a Wednesday that'll turn you into Jabba the hut!!
Come dine with the winnig team, we do V sits and burpees between mouthfulls!!!
"When your head comes away from your shoulders.....It's over" [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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ok i was going to chat with u 2 on wednesday, but i have a birthday on that date so i cant play, no im not running scared, before u start basil, have fun boys n girls
PS: the site can cope with up to 100 ppl [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Do you know if you are allowed to bring your own guns to this site??
As I know some sites dont allow it, and I wouldnt want to play without old faithfull.....
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Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
DaytonaDog
Men, on my command prepare to unleash hell!!!!
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Been confirmed that I will be in attendance for this, so who is on what side?
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
This thread is for the Polebarn Dancers :P
There is another thread regarding this for the Harp & Crown 22 murder squadron started by smellygerm ::)
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Lorraine
This thread is for the Polebarn Dancers :P
There is another thread regarding this for the Harp & Crown 22 murder squadron started by smellygerm ::)
Yeah its the one with the tumbleweed as no-one wants to be on the losing team [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
So welcome aboard the winners circle Phil [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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no basil you can't bring your water colours, palet and tennis balls this is war not paint by numbers .and stop talking to me behind your teams back I don't think their that old and smelly,are you going to ask your younger looking twin brother bill oddie from autumn watch to be on your side you'll need every bit of help you can get ,the poo burn geriatrics are about to get erased from trogbridge wilt****e ba14 ;D
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Me and Kazbanana think we may swap sides between games so we don't show bias or favouritism to either Smelly or Basil and no we don't have any Italian blood in us before you ask ;) ;) [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
Me and Kazbanana think we may swap sides between games so we don't show bias or favouritism to either Smelly or Basil and no we don't have any Italian blood in us before you ask ;) ;) [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Hehe you know what that means don't you Lisa hehehe lol ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
Me and Kazbanana think we may swap sides between games so we don't show bias or favouritism to either Smelly or Basil and no we don't have any Italian blood in us before you ask ;) ;) [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Here's an idea........ One of you on each side!!! Spread the love ladies :-*
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is MINE
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
You can't expect us to go against each other Basil.... it would be unfair for us to be seperated :( Besides you're just scared of having 2 steely eyed hormonal killers on the loose for half the day against you ! ;)
'How do I get out of this chicken $h1t outfit?' ... Hicks in Aliens
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
'How do I get out of this chicken $h1t outfit?' ... Hicks in Aliens
Think you will find it was Hudson and not Hicks
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Phil977
[quote author=BladeTriple link=1284378296/30#37 date=1284567133]
'How do I get out of this chicken $h1t outfit?' ... Hicks in Aliens
Think you will find it was Hudson and not Hicks[/quote]
I'm sure they get the 2 confused lots in the movie too ! :P