Thought I would start another topic of things you think should never be seen/put together
Starter :- a suit and trainers
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Thought I would start another topic of things you think should never be seen/put together
Starter :- a suit and trainers
Middle aged male presenters with fat bellies and Top Gear - oh dear what a state Mr C was on this weeks Top Gear :o :'(
Politicians and promises. ::)
A cruiser and one piece racing leathers
Fuel and money
Rice burners and rim tape
Jam and peanut butter...just wrong! :)
Sandals and socks
Beer and Ebay.
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Originally Posted by Jon_W
Agree with that one.
Noooooooo....wonderful combi ;D ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by lou1se
Late nights, wine and Ebay :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Jon_W
Sex and Garlic – can cause irritation :o :o :o
Sex and chillis - can bring tears to the eyes.... :'(
Full face helmets and sunglasses
(This should stir up a few, waits for response from indignant wearers of said combination...)
Why? ::) ::)Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty
from a wearer of said combination (not indignant though ;D)
I wear sunglasses with my full face helmet - I have to as they are prescription glasses and can't go to Wales again if I don't wear them as I can't see further than 50ft without them. I also have sensitive blue eyes due to my ancestry and often have to use my internal sun visor at the same time as the sunglasses in order to prevent squinting and the formation of crows feet which I don't want or need ;) ;D ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Scotty
Oh, and I am indignant ;D ;D ;D
Beefburger and horse ;D ;D ;D ;D
I wear sunglasses with my full face helmet - I have to as they are prescription glasses and can't go to Wales again if I don't wear them as I can't see further than 50ft without them. I also have sensitive blue eyes due to my ancestry and often have to use my internal sun visor at the same time as the sunglasses in order to prevent squinting and the formation of crows feet which I don't want or need ;) ;D ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by BMWGraeme
Oh, and I am indignant ;D ;D ;D[/quote]
;D ;D ;D ;D 8-)
John Major and Edwina Currie....
Now that was just wrong!! :o
Agreed :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Nellybambam
Jedward
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Originally Posted by Nellybambam
+10 :o :o :o :o
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Originally Posted by Nellybambam
Tesco and Findus seem to think they do :-? ;D
Cockney sounding Scotsman supporting Man Utd.
Sorry Ken ;D
Tin foil in a microwave
Why? ::) ::)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicky
from a wearer of said combination (not indignant though ;D)[/quote]
You have to ask why, yet didn't question the socks and sandals combo??? Same reason... ;)
I don't know... I'm quite missing the horse burgers. You wait for the price of burgers to quadruple over the summer, yet it'll still be lips and flaps. Just cow ones instead. They won't increase in quality, just price!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nellybambam
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Originally Posted by GixxerStu
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Originally Posted by GixxerStu
I resemble that remark ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by kev
Put more water in the pan and use a lower heat.Quote:
Originally Posted by kev
Policeman with a speed gun.
Priests and children >:(
A few more;
Banksters and our savings >:(
Private Energy Companies and compassion >:(
Stockings, suspenders and furry slippers :o
Drunken former partners attending your wedding :-[
Footballers that look like Shrek (no names lol) with stunning wives (golddiggers?) :(
[s]Big bald fat ugly old bikers on fast bikes [/s] – hang on a minute :-?
:D :P ;D
One of those may be conteversial.... ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by monday21
Motorcycle and brick wall
The words "Hey look at me!" shortly followed by "Oh sh*t!" ;D
or even the thought:
"They will all be impressed when I do this" followed by "I don't know what when wrong, hope no one was looking! Ouch! Hope nothing is broken!" ;D ;D
Pensioners and night clubs!!!!
urine and electricity!!