I'm the perfect gentleman around ladies and often treat them like the princesses they are.
I thought I'd let Stu know that there are certain plus's to being a single male in this metro sexual world we live in :)
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I'm the perfect gentleman around ladies and often treat them like the princesses they are.
I thought I'd let Stu know that there are certain plus's to being a single male in this metro sexual world we live in :)
I also have my caring side and I know how to treat ladies with respect :)Quote:
Originally Posted by CBRowner
I'm a big softy at heart :)[/quote]
Yeah, except when not scratching your balls and farting LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
I'm actually hidding behind the desk at work cos I'm laughing so much I'm scaring people! ;D ;D ;D ;D
To be fair - all men do it - just some do it in public and some, like Emlyn, at least save it for when they are home alone!! ;D
any of you old enough to remember Brut splash on??? I remember in my youth splashing some on my "undercarriage" .......... :D :'( :'( :o don't do it guys!!! ;D
That would definitely rule out any 'oral' then! :P ;D Yuck!! :o
I wa old enough to know that that was a silly idea!Quote:
Originally Posted by python
I was more of a hero fan but that's cos I loved the adverts and it made me popular with the ladies.
Then my teens really kicked in and I had a lady drought until I was about 20 :(
what's this "oral" you mentioned Nokesy!!! is that when you talk about it!!! ;D ;D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemma_Nokes
ummmmm..... yes, that's right Toph!!! ;D ;) I'm far too innocent to be talking about anything else! ;D
I'm off for a cold shower!!!!! ;D
I think the last few replies have more to do with what to do after you've secured your 3rd date ;D
You boys burn your balls on 3rd dates? Is it some english ritual I've never heard of before? ;D
Gosh, this thread's got me in stitches!
i think if you don't get anything by date 3 it means you're not going to or something like that.
Me personally don't get anything regardless of how many dates or how much I've spent :(
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Originally Posted by CBRowner
It's not about the money! Steve used to "treat" me to a sandwich in tesco's car park, and I loved it everytime! (He got promoted last year, so it's Sainsbury's now LOL) He also took me to a free comedy night, and the comedians slaughtered him for that.
The right girl's round the corner, don't give up just yet.
I dont think its anything personall....its just that you have 2 heads,3 legs and 12 fingers ;D ;D ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by CBRowner
I dont think its anything personall....its just that you have 2 heads,3 legs and 12 fingers ;D ;D ;D[/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by matrix
LMAO!!!
I dont think its anything personall....its just that you have 2 heads,3 legs and 12 fingers ;D ;D ;D[/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by matrix
I was going to say something then but it may offend people on here ;)
I'm just a nice person, so much so that the girls I start dating become good friends. I'm oblivious to someone trying it on with me which could be a major flaw and I'm too nice to make the first move anyway :)
Well, the modern woman has no issues with making the first move, I believe? I am a cavewoman, but this is what I'm told. Even my son gets asked out, and he's only 14! Freaking floozies!!! ;D
The nice guy bit may prove a problem, girls seem to go for the bad boy then complain when they get a beating...I don't know, really can't offer you advice. All the nice guys I meet get walked over by some hardcore female dog, you might want to toughen up, slap them around a couple of times and see if that works any better ;D
Hmmm, I don't think I'll be slapping anyone around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morticia
I'm the nice alternative to the bad boy :)
Ah, I got myself one of those, best thing I ever did!
We're about but most of the women I know go for d**ks like my mates who'll treat them like crap yet they keep coming back :-?
I must admit, it took me aaaaaaaaaaaaaages to realise he really is like that, not faking it or trying to get something from me...
Ahh yes, some of us can be sneaky f**kers but there are genuine people out there that just want a friendship and maybe something more serious.
I on the other hand just really enjoy the company of females and that's not to be taken in a homosexual way ::)
Female company gets a bit bi***y sometimes, and that's why I tend to prefer male friends. You say it how it is, they take it or disagree with you quite happily, and they don't smile on your face then stab you as soon as your back is turned. I like that.
Blokes are the same. I try not to do that but even a nice person like me has been known to talk about someone behind their backs.
It's just a human thing :)
I thought men had a punch up then a beer?
Great (funny) thread... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]Quote:
Originally Posted by CBRowner
When you find the key to "what women want" give me a nod will you :)
I think something peculiar has happened in the past thirty years ( whilst I have been out of action happily married) like you, I was under the misapprehension that women liked such things as being truthful and loyal, with empathy, understanding and general "gentlemanlyness" (made that word up but you know what I mean) and I'm sure some do - providing you are 6'4 and look like a cross between Vin Diesel & George Clooney !
But as a newly single man, it seems the best ladies (by best I mean pretty much all of them) seem to be tied up to men who aren’t that bothered about them, let alone treat them like "the princess they are" (your good quote, which I agree with).
Perhaps you ought to try a different tactic, more ball scratching, drinking, watching footy on the telly and generally ignoring them whilst they get on with all the housework, job etc etc.
For my part I’d be more than happy with somebody who is simply loyal and caring ….. (and looks like Andrea Corr and goes like an express train obviously) if I find her, I’ll ask if she’s got a younger sister for you [smiley=happy.gif]
Yours,
Happy to be single... (read desperate)
Big Ged !
Morticia - that's awful :( I know there's a laughing smiley at the end signifying a 'joke' but I work with women who suffer DV on a daily basis and have sometimes been pimped by their parents age 12 - what chance do they have in life? Suggesting 'slapping' women around will not improve anyone's life - that's quite offensive to read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Morticia
Dude, you too? What is wrong with all those women out there??!
Well, I wasn't made for the easily offended.
Hey guys - let's get something straight here - truthfulness, loyalty, empathy, undersanding, gentlemanliness are all very valuable, honorable traits and please don't EVER change if you hold these - these are certainly things I look for in a man [smiley=thumbsup.gif] It's just about finding the right partner on both sides and that will happen for us all :)
Great (funny) thread... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerry
When you find the key to "what women want" give me a nod will you :)
I think something peculiar has happened in the past thirty years ( whilst I have been out of action happily married) like you, I was under the misapprehension that women liked such things as being truthful and loyal, with empathy, understanding and general "gentlemanlyness" (made that word up but you know what I mean) and I'm sure some do - providing you are 6'4 and look like a cross between Vin Diesel & George Clooney !
But as a newly single man, it seems the best ladies (by best I mean pretty much all of them) seem to be tied up to men who aren’t that bothered about them, let alone treat them like "the princess they are" (your good quote, which I agree with).
Perhaps you ought to try a different tactic, more ball scratching, drinking, watching footy on the telly and generally ignoring them whilst they get on with all the housework, job etc etc.
For my part I’d be more than happy with somebody who is simply loyal and caring ….. (and looks like Andrea Corr and goes like an express train obviously) if I find her, I’ll ask if she’s got a younger sister for you [smiley=happy.gif]
Yours,
Happy to be single... (read desperate)
Big Ged !
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If women want a 6'4" George Clooney or Vin Diesel type of bloke, then I'm screwed.
I'm more of a Danny Divito sort, short fat and balding ;D
Well, I'd like to invite you to one of my projects that supports women exiting the sex industry, you can spend some time listening to them talk about their lives, and then if you still think 'slapping' women around is a good idea to suggest to men then talk to me off the forum and I'll give you a few other things to think aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by Morticia
Well, I'd like to invite you to one of my projects that supports women exiting the sex industry, you can spend some time listening to them talk about their lives, and then if you still think 'slapping' women around is a good idea to suggest to men then talk to me off the forum and I'll give you a few other things to think about [/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemma_Nokes
Look, it's a joke. It's ok for you to joke about something else but not for me? I don't think so. And I have plenty of sad stories myself, so ta for the offer, but no, ta.
Something else .... what?
'Joke' wasn't very funny BTW
Nokesy, if we all laughed at the same stuff the world would be a very boring place.
And in the words of Jimmy Carr, offence is not given, it's taken.
Now I can't be bothered with this anymore, so I'm off to bed.Think whatever you want. Night.
I'm not laughing at all........ pretty saddened really at your suggestions and yes, I have taken offence because I simply don't understand how or why you would suggest 'slapping' women to anyone but I guess not everyone in this world will see my point of view.... maybe if they did there would be less need for projects like ours that support the most marginalised groups in society....... and yes, that would make me very happy..... the day there is no need for our services will be a very good one indeed.... until then I'll keep trying to change things and take pride in it [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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If women want a 6'4" George Clooney or Vin Diesel type of bloke, then I'm screwed.
"I'm more of a Danny Divito sort, short fat and balding"
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Emlyn mate - you must be my long lost (younger) twin [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Now on the subject of being screwed, I thought that was the whole point (to life, the universe and everything)
:)
So you think you look like Arnie then ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gerry
Lol! ;D Gerry - so you DO have a twin after all! ;D And this time, you're definitely not talking engines! ;D
Emlyn, as we (blokes) know, Twins have a certain facination for us, I wonder if it's the same for the ladies, you never know we may be on to a good thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemma_Nokes
Nokesy, your dreams may just come true (if you talk to us nicely)...
or just mumble ;)
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