Tee!Hee! I bet poor old Billy wishes he's never asked - it's one way of becoming a WB legend I guess... ;D ;D ;D
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Tee!Hee! I bet poor old Billy wishes he's never asked - it's one way of becoming a WB legend I guess... ;D ;D ;D
Oh Roxy how wrong you are lol
I have just the thing for Billy to win you over Roxy spotted it today when I was at work.................. Will post later when I get on the laptop
Billy is a legend!!! Bloody tempted to take him on a date see what tips he uses :D
Maybe send Roxy as a undercover agent ;D
Hang on a minute....Don't drag me into all this, having read all your tips and advice I'm pretty worried about you two :-/
and I don't want to play undercover agent either! :o
its not me u need to worry about its the sales staff at GW lol
Roxy wouldn't be very undercover - her mugshot is on every post she makes - you'd have to recruit someone more anonymous... 8-)
9 pages and still no success for poor old Billy. At least you lot are enjoying it.
Yes Scotty it needs to be someone else..I think even billy would know it was a set up!! :D I chat far too much..would drive a date up the wall in no time!! I only joined WB last week!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty
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Well Billy as i stated earlier i was at work earlier and looking for a gift for my wife from the kids for mothers day i stumbled across this little beauty and immediately thought of you buddy...........
Lloyds Pharmacy mate and u can get some Roxy Love at half price at the mo ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
oops that came out a tad big lol
;D ;D very good
not sure what's worse though..that you are thinking of billyboy while out or that you are shopping in Lloyds chemist for your beloved! ;)
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hey I am always thinking how I can help fellow bikers out lol............or rip the piss
lol not sure Billy would think that!! but funny anyway ;)
Good evening all.....
Billy here, although I'm thinking of renaming myself to 'Billy no birds!" :(
I'm sooooo pleased that this thread has become the "Hot" topic for this forum......thank god I haven't posted my picture up, I'd hate to be recognised in public :)
I am finding this dating malarky a bit puzzling.
On a recent date, we seemed to get along really well, it was fun and she was chatty and sweet. At the end we chatted in the pub car park and I told her I'd had a really nice time and would be chuffed to take her out again. To which she replied that would be nice.
Then she seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. She didn't reply to my text messages or voicemails and after a week off trying I gave up.
Roxy you women are very hard to understand, help me out here!!
BnB
OH NO POOR BILLY!!!!!
I am sorry Billy but I am laughing ;D. You are a glutton for punishment posting it on here again!!
Well IMO the last chick you were talking about obviously wasn't that into you mate, but she was too chicken to tell you that so she thought it best to just ignore you (which is a horrible thing to do). In this day and age there are numerous ways of communicating with someone if you don't want to speak to them on the phone or face to face so I say there is NO EXCUSE for not telling you, after all its just common curtisy in my world. Maybe you need to work on figuring out woman and the way they think..(watch 'what woman want' mate but don't tell us if you wear lingerie and shave your legs! ;D)
Anyway I am sure you will get the guys adding their comments and tips!
We are strange creatures for sure, some more than others and I don't really put myself in the girlie girl catagory so most of what woman do is a little beyond me.
;D and for the record you guys are pretty hard to understand too :-/
Well done on the Hot topic though...you have kept us all amused for ages!!
roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
You can spend an eternity with women and never have a clue about them >:( Bloody weird species they are - make no sense but expect us poor fellas to know what they're on about.
:-? you men are just as bad [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]Quote:
Originally Posted by Davey
Stu i agree. Roxy don't you think your comment is a bit sexist? ;D
WHAT???? says the man who has a picture of himself in a jacuzzi with 2 chicks on here!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah whatever! :o
but then being a builder you prob know all about sexist comments! :P
Sexist and disrespectful i mean calling the 2 lovely LADIES that WB is with chicks......come on thats outrageous Roxy ;) ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by roxychick
harsh but fair I think! ;)
:P
Go Billy GO!!! lol
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Originally Posted by billybiker
Billy needs your help! [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]
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Originally Posted by roxychick
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How is Mrs Richieski? ;D
Busy queuing for bread
ouch!
Thanks for that, I nearly spat my juice out all over my desk and computer!Quote:
Originally Posted by ninja_richie
Thanks for that, I nearly spat my juice out all over my desk and computer![/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by noisy_lightning
ha ha Dave you poor thing ;D
lol I didnt realise this thread had become so popular until I just saw roxy's fb status :P
Dabz, this thread has made me laugh over and over again...good on Billyboy for starting it and keeping us entertained! The guy is going to be well known amongst the WB from now on and non of us have even met him yet!! ;D
come on Billy put a picture on!
and my FB status is for another thread ;)
Whatever turns you on Davel ;D Better get a plastic cover for your lap(top)!!! ;D
Thanks for that, I nearly spat my juice out all over my desk and computer![/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by noisy_lightning
Davel, is that a euphemism for something...? :-? :-? ::) ;)
Hi Billy et al....
I'm happy to help and I promise to only make one plug for my website:
www.TipsForDating.co.uk :)
This is a popular post and perhaps the management team would consider me having a regular editorial spot?? We could call it 'self-development!' :)
Let me look at your email again........you stated:
"On a recent date, we seemed to get along really well, it was fun and she was chatty and sweet. At the end we chatted in the pub car park and I told her I'd had a really nice time and would be chuffed to take her out again. To which she replied that would be nice.
Then she seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. She didn't reply to my text messages or voicemails and after a week off trying I gave up."
Please, please tell me you didn't say "You're sweet" ??
I'm assuming not...... :)
The way you end a date is incredibly important stuff. Especially if you’re doing internet dating and you’ve never met that person before.
In fact it’s fair to say that if you’ve had a great first evening with a date you can undo everything in the space of less than a minute with a bad finish/close.
In the course I promote; THE SECRET ART OF ATTRACTION™ there’s a whole section on the close and what to do and it’s way too much detail to go into it all here.
What I will share with you however, is that you have to think of the end of the evening as simply a pause in the conversation. A pause in the fun!
Simply that!
Don’t look at it as a ‘gate,’ a 'bridge' to cross or a ‘hurdle’ to jump.
What most men want at the end of the evening is some kind of reassurance that she wants to see them again. It’s the whole ego stroking need that us guys have! (Roxy will know about this! And I bet she's an expert at exploiting this flaw in the male species!!)
So men say crazy/needy things like:
“Hey you’re really nice. I like you. Can I take you out again?”
This is so LAME!!
You may as well have said:
“I like you, can you do my ironing and I’m going to introduce you to my mother!”
For a woman this 100% unattractive and her emotions are going to reject you.
Remember, attraction is not something that a girl can switch on and off. It’s either there and she’s attracted to you, or it isn’t, and she can’t wait to finish the date and go home!
At the end of the date think of it as merely a pause in the conversation. Something that’s going to be continued at another time…..
A cool, confident and cheeky guy would end the evening with:
“Hey tonight was fun, I’ll drop you a text when I get a chance and you can let me know which Michelin star restaurant you want to take me to later in the week.”
You’ve got to smile as you say it.
It say’s you’re confident, fun and NOT desperate or needy!
Small steps my friend, but do this next time and you’re 100 times more likely to get a second date.
By the way, if anyone else wants some specific advice I suggest you post it here or email me at callum@tipsfordating.co.uk
It remains anonymous if you email me directly.
Weather lloks good for the weekend so I hope to see some of you guys out on the bikes! :)
Callum
www.TipsForDating.co.uk
If you can square me away with Sarah Jane Mee (less rohypnol), I'd give you your own forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by callum
And I make that 3 plugs for your site so far. No more please.
I'd be happy to help.......and can coach you to become incredibly attractive to women.
As for Sarah Jane Mee, you'll have to figure out how to meet yourself......I don't think she's on Match :)
C
Thanks for that, I nearly spat my juice out all over my desk and computer![/quote]Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotty
Davel, is that a euphemism for something...? :-? :-? ::) ;)[/quote]
Not this time, just orange juice last night.
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Originally Posted by callum
Dear Callum
Many thanks for the pm with the help and advice i required. Last night was not the success i had hoped for though if i am honest with you and the wife is now talking divorce!!!!!!
The 'Spiderman' sounded great in your pm however i found that waiting till 2am when the wife was sound asleep to perform it was maybe a step too far.
Having jizzed into my hand she was less than impressed to being woken by me shouting 'Go web go' and then me flicking my wrists and my personal 'web' all over her face and hair.
The result of this little move was her screaming and shouting and as a result waking the kids and the wife needing a shower and hair wash at 210am
Can we try something a little more low key next time please?? otherwise i may really need to refer to your site
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Originally Posted by callum
Billy, It's up to you where you take advice from but personally I think this guy is way off the mark IMO!!!! Run for the hills billy!!! ;D
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Originally Posted by roxychick
Billy, It's up to you where you take advice from but personally I think this guy is way off the mark IMO!!!! Run for the hills billy!!! ;D
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+1
Well if anything has been learnt by me tonight, it is that Roxy is not a person I should be messing with........... :-?
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Originally Posted by roxychick
Billy, It's up to you where you take advice from but personally I think this guy is way off the mark IMO!!!! Run for the hills billy!!! ;D
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Totally agree with you Roxy :)