I resemble that remark ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by kev
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I resemble that remark ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by kev
Put more water in the pan and use a lower heat.Quote:
Originally Posted by kev
Policeman with a speed gun.
Priests and children >:(
A few more;
Banksters and our savings >:(
Private Energy Companies and compassion >:(
Stockings, suspenders and furry slippers :o
Drunken former partners attending your wedding :-[
Footballers that look like Shrek (no names lol) with stunning wives (golddiggers?) :(
[s]Big bald fat ugly old bikers on fast bikes [/s] – hang on a minute :-?
:D :P ;D
One of those may be conteversial.... ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by monday21
Motorcycle and brick wall
The words "Hey look at me!" shortly followed by "Oh sh*t!" ;D
or even the thought:
"They will all be impressed when I do this" followed by "I don't know what when wrong, hope no one was looking! Ouch! Hope nothing is broken!" ;D ;D
Pensioners and night clubs!!!!
urine and electricity!!