When two tribes go to war!!

Shouldn't this WB Civil Paintball War be more about location, North vs South Wilts? So all the Westbury, Warminster, Trowbridge and Devizes types club together ? I'm sure there must be a few soldiers on our books based in Warminster too back from a tour of Helmand just wanting to take out even more aggression with a paintball gun :D

I'd join in but the thought of siding with the Navy (sorry Basil but marines are still navy ) makes my skin crawl! Yet I still have a loyalty to Trow-Vegas being adopted by Westbury (I'm sure I'm even starting to get webbed feet to fit in ;D) Hope you guys have a load of fun , just don't come crying when you're all covered in bruises and have wet tootsies and cold fingers ;)

team pole dance ready for some back door action sir

Stinkygerms new battle ATV

http://www.defensetech.org/images/combat_tricycle.jpg

im in the back [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

The Gbb gang

The Blue Oyster club

must remember to take that sign down :-/

Ive got to say this is one of the funniest threads Ive read in such a long time......absolutely brilliant......I know the WBers are a great bunch but I had no idea you all had such wit and humour hidden beneath those leathers and textiles lol.......so funny .....and bladetriple, join our gang....dont worry about basils past....no-one else does lol [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D ;D ;D ;D

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must remember to take that sign down :-/

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So this is what the Harp and Crown lot get up to on Tuesday night !!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Loving the banter yet find these images somewhat disturbing.... Guys if you're trying to come out of the closet and using photos from your favourite webpages just do it ... After all... denial isn't a river in Egypt!!! ;D ;D ;)

Never lost a paint ball fight yet - great fun - as to allegiances - hmmmm - smelly burgers if it's fine - or chilli hmmm

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Originally Posted by JAYJAY

Never lost a paint ball fight yet - great fun - as to allegiances - hmmmm - smelly burgers if it's fine - or chilli hmmm

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Thats all depends if you want to keep your winning streak - if so Chilli it is [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Strong argument - and chilli is not weather dependant!

def leaning towards the Trowbridge Giants rather than H & C Burger Bellies

We can beat the Polebarn dancers :D :P

coz if V1per is a G.B.B then so must I :P

ok The Polebarn it is since no good argument came from the Burger Bellies.

It'll be the H&C pole we dance around with their flag at half mast ;D ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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ok The Polebarn it is since no good argument came from the Burger Bellies.

It'll be the H&C pole we dance around with their flag at half mast ;D ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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welcome to the winning team [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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ok The Polebarn it is since no good argument came from the Burger Bellies.

It'll be the H&C pole we dance around with their flag at half mast ;D ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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looks like a few loyalty cards won't get stamped this week :P :P :D

Jay Jay you've made the right choice. Second place is the first loser. Those suckers are going down faster than the Titanic.....and we're the iceburgh.....cold hearted, fearless, paint firing, indescriminate dealers of death and desruction, misery and bad breath :D

And the Chilli rocks!! Wait until the irish stew and dumplings makes an appearance......they eat smelly burgers for breakfast and drink pints of napalm!

There's only 3 rules for the Polebarn Sh*tkickers
1. Hit hard
2. Hit fast
3. And don't stop until every last one of them is playing their 'HARP' ;D on the way to hell!!! :(

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Loving the banter yet find these images somewhat disturbing.... Guys if you're trying to come out of the closet and using photos from your favourite webpages just do it ... After all... denial isn't a river in Egypt!!! ;D ;D ;)

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There's nought more homoerotic than a bunch of middle aged, ever so slightly squidgy-round-the-waistlined and balding "men" covered in brown make-up carrying hand held falic symbols trying to ejaculate gallons of paint on eachother!!!......You're not gonna want to miss this, so stop fell running over the hills blowing out ya hoop's, hang up ya trainers for a day, bung on ya war faces and get stuck in with the Polebarn Sh*tkickers. [smiley=thumbsup.gif] You know you want to ;)......and i wont make you wash after either! i know you guys don't like to!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basil you had me at the Irish Stew and Dumplings, I'm signing up and pledging to take the Polebarn shilling! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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Basil you had me at the Irish Stew and Dumplings, I'm signing up and pledging to take the Polebarn shilling! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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Welcome to the winning team [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ou know you've made the right choice!

before its said Irish Stew is not me dressed up
http://www.thefancydresswebsite.co.u...un_costume.jpg

Those better not be ya combats ;D

I like the look of those boots though, could boost my height a bit >:(

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Those better not be ya combats ;D

I like the look of those boots though, could boost my height a bit >:(

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My combats are so well camoflaged I can't find them :D

Basil remember great things come in small packages, but yeah, I'll have a pair of those boots too ;D

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[quote author=JackieD link=1283672702/90#98 date=1283868260]Basil you had me at the Irish Stew and Dumplings, I'm signing up and pledging to take the Polebarn shilling! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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Welcome to the winning team [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ou know you've made the right choice!

before its said Irish Stew is not me dressed up
http://www.thefancydresswebsite.co.u...un_costume.jpg[/quote]

Irish Stew in the name of the law!!! [smiley=tongue.gif]

dont you lot work in the day , time to change some minds i think,you all thought you picked the right team but ive just pick up the hard & pownds combat gear so get ready to loose some soilders besil [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

I see you shaved your chest before modelling that [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

This is getting easier than i thought, it'll be like taking candy from a baby.....in fact you might want to consider getting some huggies pull ups for your paint magnets, don't want them messing all over the site ;D

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I see you shaved your chest before modelling that [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

This is getting easier than i thought, it'll be like taking candy from a baby.....in fact you might want to consider getting some huggies pull ups for your paint magnets, don't want them messing all over the site ;D

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Basil this is before they shaved

It's the Polebarn team's new shirts...

http://subversivecycling.com/images/...on%20black.jpg

They go through razor blades almost as quick as they go through eachother :D

drove passed the pole burn today and there was a funny smell comin from the garden so i took me camera and had a looky.oh its just the pole dance teams mums showing their support for their children

I was looking for somewhere to park my bicycle!!! ;D

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i wont make you wash after either! i know you guys don't like to!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ah the inevitable 'Percy Pongo' reference ;D I wondered how long it would take sailor boy !

Hmmmm I think my side will be chosen by those who can come out with the best war movie quotes!

'Barnes been shot 7 times... the only thing that can kill Barnes .... Is Barnes!

Just to get into the mood for it of course ,I've spent far too many nights stagging on watching war movies in guard rooms so make the quotes good ones ;)

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It's the Polebarn team's new shirts...

http://subversivecycling.com/images/...on%20black.jpg

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Team polebarn ive just seen smellygerm with his team uniform on very fetching
;D ;D ;D

"We're not here to do the decent thing, we're here to follow ****ing orders!"
saving private ryan (please be in my team bas said yor bike looked like a humbug) :'(

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like…victory. Someday this war's gonna end...” - Apocalypse Now

colin you'l have to change your name to blueman now you got a new bike ;D ;D ;D

“You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, ****ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian ****... I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless.” - Full Metal Jacket (1987) he spits when he talks [smiley=happy.gif]

I guess the swear filters off then? :o ;D :-[

Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Now get off your butts. You guys are the Fighting 29th." The Longest Day (1967)

I wouldn't mind giving paint balling a go if there's any space left [smiley=thumbsup.gif]