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all good fun!
COME ON BILLY!????
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;D ;D ;D
all good fun!
COME ON BILLY!????
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wow even Gixerjunkies doesn't get this exciting (yeah right lol)
Its all fun fun fun we need Billy to come back and stoke the fire lol
Just hope his date doesn't read this assuming she is a biker & is a member of WB. Otherwise he may not get a 2nd date
maybe thats why he's not back as he's still stoking the fire!!Quote:
Originally Posted by slowr1der
ref gixerjunkies I have had a nightmare getting on there lately - have they changed anything or just my pc being a nightmare
everything is the same on junkies mate
dammit must be the new safty block not liking the junkie bit thenQuote:
Originally Posted by slowr1der
Tell her you have a oily crank and need a good service. I would admire her cams and comment on her low down torque.
If that doesn't work then ask her if she has her mothers eyes ;)
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Originally Posted by GixxerStu
oops!! ;D
Hey Roxy
It was the most bizarre evening ever.........really, really far out!!
Billy
:)
You'll have to do better than that!
Lost interest now Billy No Mates! As you ask everyone for assistnce but only address anything to one person - so your either feably attempting to be a player or just ignorant (as still not properly introduced yourself!)Quote:
Originally Posted by billybiker
If it wasn't such a pitiful subject we can have a laugh at and you wanted help building an engine I'm sure you wouldn't have filled 1/2 a page!
As nothing else has been posted by you - do you actually ride a bike if so what? Where you from etc etc http://www.wiltshirebikers.co.uk/cgi...?board=newbies
LOL morning Stu....... Not had your breakfast and a coffee yet mate?
I am out on the bike today will be heading upto Faringdon and the Cotswolds so may pop into GW at some point for a brew.
Ok we have ALL asked and you obviously don't want to share it's delights with us...we understand! :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by billybiker
Crash and Burned? [smiley=thumbdown.gif] LOL
Yep had them hours ago - I'm just a miserable git all the time lolQuote:
Originally Posted by slowr1der
I'm not in work today - had my X-Rays done for my knackered shoulder :( Just gotta wait for the operation now
Hi All
As for the date I'll come clean.......I got 'blown out with both barrells!'
I guess I must be doing something wrong so gonna go back to the drawing board.
Roxy
Any tips would be appreciated.
Stu
Not quite sure what difference having a bike makes to this post :) but to satisfy your curiosity I'm on my 2nd Honda, a CBR600RR in Hanspree colours. Although I'm considering a change.......
Cheers all, have a fun evening.
Well i hope you're all proud of yourselves. Here he is baring his soul and all you do is mock and treat his situation like some kind of freak show. Shame on you all.
Don't worry Billy, everyone finds love. Even ugly people so there's hope for you yet. Stay strong brother, stay strong........
well I for one respect u more now mate as that's a nice looking bike lol
What exactly does 'blown out with both barrels' mean? I am still curious - did she do a runner through the toilet window? ;D ;D ;D
oh dear :-/ that's not good news.
Well onwards and upwards billy boy! don't let it get you down...bet you don't ask us for advice next time ;D
sorry it didn't work out :(
Oops - sorry it didn't go too well - bad batch of Rohypnol? :D
As Roxy says don't let it get you down - plenty more fish in the sea! Just get a net with smaller holes next time.
Ref the bike bit I was just referring to you not introducing yourself just coming straight on and asking for our vast knowledge of dating skills - feck load of good that done you tho lol Called being polite - personally I couldn't give a damn if you rode bikes or not.
As we now know you have a CBR go get your kit on and get out to some meets and go work your magic - if that don't work go do some wheelies - gets the stress out of your system [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Billy maybe we could help with the debrief??!!!!!! ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gemma_Nokes
Hey Roxy........am I no longer a 'player' in your eyes? :-)
As for the debrief I'm not sure I want to say too much, I'll think about it, ha ha, my street cred has already taken a bit of a bashing....
Have fun.
B
well considering you were 'blown out with both barrels' I'm not sure if that counts! ;D like we said onwards and upwards..more fish and all that mate!
I'm just looking forward to the next instalment of the billyboy dating saga as this thread was funny..cheers Billy! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
see you on a ride out and I'll be sure to watch out for the magic and wheelies!! ha ha ha :D
Roxy take him out and show him what a lady likes ;D
Lady????? How the hell would I know...I ride a motorbike!! :o
I'm more chick than lady I think!! ;D
Hi Billy
I'm Callum and I run a Dating Tips/Advice service which you can access here: www.TipsForDating.co.uk
It has a great Hints and Tips email service which I'd recommend you sign up for. It's FREE btw! :)
I'm also a fellow biker and trust me ladies love guys with bikes so you have some great raw material to work with.... :)
If you want me to help then I'll need to know a bit more about how your setting up thesedates and how you go about the actual date such as what you say and so on......
It's almost certain that you're just doing a few minor things wrong that are easily fixed!
Happy to answer here so that the rest of the guys can benefit or you can email me directly at my website.
All the very best and I hope I can help.
P.S. I will be at the AfghanHeroes event on Sunday with my co-partner Charlie if anyone wants a chat and advice then let me know via my email: callum@tipsfordating.co.uk
Good luck!
Callum
Hey Callum, Advertising your business on a forum is pretty low........ But not as low as my low, low prices so if you need a quote......
gotta be a wind up surely lol
This thread just gets better and better!
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Billy I have to admit I have not laughed this much in ages...good on you for starting all this!!!
so Cal uv obviously read the thread.
Have you decided to adopt any of our tried and tested techniques for ur website?
Billy u wanna be a successful RAW LUUUUUUUVVVV MACHINE
Then get signed up mate.........no fee but we just need ur credit card details as a back up lol
Callum - do you know where to get decent Rohypnol or Chloroform? Few nights out planned so gotta stock up - do you get discount for bulk buying? Poss forum group buy 8-)
Stu once uv signed up to this love gods site u won't be needing any of that stuff dude
Pah chatting takes too long - one sniff or sip wham bam thank you ma'am and onto the next - no trial or error no humiliation of rejection also helps build your muscles up carring them out [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Everyones a winner ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by slowr1der
this is done in humour and not to be taken seriously - no-one saw anything and can't prove anything lol
Stu u need help man........ Help carrying them that is then gimme a call lol
all the years of practise/ carrying I've built up the muscles for the goods - plus always get rid quickly so can soon carry on with a night of drinking and no-one in tow! Also stops the embarrassing WTF is that in the morning as you roll over :)Quote:
Originally Posted by slowr1der
I dont think Biker Billy would really give a toss what he woke up next to tbh mate as long as it had given him a bit more action than his rubber doll who only ever does doggy
i bet he even had to use Rohypnol or Chloroform on the doll ;D ;D
Thats the problem he stuck Rohypnol on the cloth and chloroform in the drink and the leather studded pants popped the dollQuote:
Originally Posted by slowr1der
http://www.dirtbikebitz.com/images/p...repair_kit.jpg
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and here endeth the lesson :)