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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
[quote author=Phil977 link=1284378296/30#38 date=1284591596][quote author=BladeTriple link=1284378296/30#37 date=1284567133]
'How do I get out of this chicken $h1t outfit?' ... Hicks in Aliens
Think you will find it was Hudson and not Hicks[/quote]
I'm sure they get the 2 confused lots in the movie too ! :P
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Well spotted [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
The 'Sarg's' response is "Secure that sh1t Hudson"
I spent far too much time watching movies in my 20's!!
"Get some.....get some.......get some....get some..." - Door gunner, Full metal Jacket!!! ;D - Simple, but pretty acurrate!
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
"and no we don't have any Italian blood in us before you ask" ;) ;) [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Just the good old Yorkshire sense of fair play [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Nice to briefly meet you both last night.
Cheers
Gerry
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Colour Sergeant Bourne: It's a miracle.
Lieutenant John Chard: If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.
Colour Sergeant Bourne: And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Bromhead: [mounted, crossing stream] Hot work?
Lieutenant John Chard: [kneeling in stream] Damned hot work.
Bromhead: Still, the river cooled you off a bit though, eh?
[pause]
Bromhead: Who are you?
Lieutenant John Chard: John Chard, Royal Engineers.
Bromhead: Bromhead. 24th. That's my post... up there.
[points into middle distance]
Bromhead: You've come down from the column?
Lieutenant John Chard: That's right. They want a bridge across the river.
Bromhead: Who said you could use my men?
Lieutenant John Chard: They were sitting around on their backsides, doing nothing.
Bromhead: Rather you asked first, old boy.
Lieutenant John Chard: I was told that their officer was out hunting.
Bromhead: Err... yes.
[spurs on horse]
Bromhead: I'll tell my man to clean your kit.
Lieutenant John Chard: Don't bother!
Bromhead: No bother... I'm not offering to clean it myself! Still, a chap ought to look smart in front of the men, don't you think? Well chin-chin... do carry on with your mud pies.
Bromhead: Fire at will!
Pte. Owen: That's very nice of him.
Lieutenant John Chard: [the Zulus are chanting before their final charge] Do you think the Welsh can do better than that, Owen?
Pte. Owen: Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that's for sure.
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Lt. Bromhead (Basil) [shouting at Smellygerm] Well, what are you waiting for? Come on! Come on!
[The Zulu's (The Smellies) begin another musical war-chant.]
Bromhead (Basil): Those bastards! They're taunting us!
Adendorff (Viperman): [laughing] No, you couldn't be more wrong! They're saluting you. They're saluting fellow braves!
I can see it now ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Gerry
Lt. Bromhead (Basil) [shouting at Smellygerm]
Well, what are you waiting for? Come on! Come on!
[The Zulu's (The Smellies) begin another musical war-chant.]
Bromhead (Basil):
Those bastards! They're taunting us!
Adendorff (Viperman): [laughing]
No, you couldn't be more wrong! They're saluting you. They're saluting fellow braves!
I can see it now ;D
your right gerry he looks just like bumhead from the goodies i mean zulu
http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/a...germ/basil.jpg
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
DaytonaDog
Satch
Jacde
Not sure if I can shoot, but I know I can chew ankles ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Nice to see you too Gerry , another smoggy within the ranks of Teesside Ex Pats living down here :)
“When I go home people will ask me, ‘Hey Hizzy, why do you do it chick? What, you some kinda war junkie?’ You know what I'll say? I won't say a goddamn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the men and women next to you, and that's it. That's all it is.” -Modified for Lisa , taken from Black Hawk Down
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
DaytonaDog
Satch
Phil
Not sure that I can chew ankles but I can definitely shoot [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Phil977
Not sure that I can chew ankles but I can definitely shoot [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
Are you sure you're being totally honest young Phil? I have taken you on the ranges remember :P [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Excuse me young lady I was the best shot in the bloody sqn, in fact, I still am the best shot
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Phil refer to your signature .... Rule 1!
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by BladeTriple
Phil refer to your signature .... Rule 1!
But he didn't say how bad the rest were - Dads Army springs to mind :D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Don’t panic don’t panic they don’t like it up um corporal Jones will look after you
:-* :-* :-*
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Phil977
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
DaytonaDog
Satch
Phil
Not sure that I can chew ankles but I can definitely shoot [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
We're gonna need some more volunteers!!
General Germ has amassed a posse of 25 unlucky victims so far.....I'll be recruiting this Friday in the bar (I'll wait til ya drunk then pressgang ya while ya weak and vulnerable :D)
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Can't, work prevents me from doing anything fun, the bastards.
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Morticia
Can't, work prevents me from doing anything fun, the bastards.
Be a deserter.....and vent some frustration [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Might see if I can drag a couple of the guys on camp down, most of them would be up for a laugh
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Phil977
Might see if I can drag a couple of the guys on camp down, most of them would be up for a laugh
Sounds groovy - bring about 50!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
am beginning to think i may just be the tea lady what with all these army/forces types planning to shoot everyone lmao...... im probably a crap shot (well, with a gun anyway) but still wanna go for a laugh.....should I be scared???....... it is all just a game isnt it?? he he he
;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Tina
am beginning to think i may just be the tea lady what with all these army/forces types planning to shoot everyone lmao...... im probably a crap shot (well, with a gun anyway) but still wanna go for a laugh.....should I be scared???....... it is all just a game isnt it?? he he he
;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
Don't be silly get your green kit on put on your war face as there is nothing more scary to these Neanderthals than a hormonal woman with a gun in her hands ;) you MUST come along and show these guys how it's done after all Phil and I do telecoms we're not that warry lol x
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
ok...i shall be there..... hehe.... i shall just shoot anyone in my way lmao ;D ;D ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Hey in my not so unblemished career I will have you know telecoms have been the last thing on my mind at certain points, however it has been a while since the 2 way range :D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
me,me,me ;D OK - us,us,us please :D
Can I bring my 12bore please (thinking about it, better not as I'm sure to be outgunned by the forces peeps on here) I'll stick to a paintball gun [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
I've only played it once before and got banned as I ran out of paintballs and had to resort to clubbing the enemy to death with a large stick, this is apparently not in the rules and against the spirit of the game :(
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper - K, or no K today ?
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
DaytonaDog
Satch
Phil
Gerry
Nokesy
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Unfortunatley the little fella is home that weekend so I wont be able to make it, gutted :(
roxy
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Have just booked my childcare for my young man (and no that doesnt mean our kev lol lol) so I shall be there lol .....hehehe.... cant wait ;D ;D ;D ;D
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper - K, or no K today ?
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
DaytonaDog
Satch
Phil
Gerry
Nokesy
Beamer ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Tina
Have just booked my childcare for my young man (and no that doesnt mean our kev lol lol) so I shall be there lol .....hehehe.... cant wait ;D ;D ;D ;D
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper - K, or no K today ?
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
DaytonaDog
Satch
Phil
Gerry
Nokesy
Beamer ;D
So that means Derek Accorah's playing then!!!!!! ;D ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif] - Knock once for yes or 2 for no!!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
sure is basil...hes even booked footie off for that weekend so he means business lol.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Im hoping he doesnt ask for 'spiritual' help tho lmao [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Tina
sure is basil...hes even booked footie off for that weekend so he means business lol.... [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Im hoping he doesnt ask for 'spiritual' help tho lmao [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D ;D
Knock knock knock (3 knocks means we're gonna win!!)
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
i knew you were gonna say that Basil...... Derek Accorah knows all ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by ninja_zx6r
i knew you were gonna say that Basil...... Derek Accorah knows all ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
We need to have a chat about this week's lottery ;D ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
Could I help with the mopping up afterwards?
I will bring the arnica ;)
roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by Davey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8H_v8cM9CQ
hehehehe very good lol ;D ;D ;D
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
I've been missed off again :D
Basil
Rob
Stu
Green man
Smiley Smiley
nightviper - K, or no K today ?
Lisa (Hizzy) and Kaz
Toph
JAYJAY (The Sniper!)
DaytonaDog
Satch
Phil
Gerry
Nokesy
Beamer
Jacde (not sure I can shoot, but I can bite ankles!)
And yes please Roxy, I'll have some industrial strength arnica please :o
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
i'm tempted... but bit worried... thinking about it!
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by virginie_morisot
i'm tempted... but bit worried... thinking about it!
It's just gonna be one hell of a laugh....but wear lots of padding (which is cool cuz it's gonna be chilly probably)
Come on Vivi...you're a strong independent woman, and you can give the team some European style [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by virginie_morisot
i'm tempted... but bit worried... thinking about it!
Come on Vivi, do it [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
It will be like the Battle of Agincourt all over again, the small skilled army lead by King Basil, facing the overwhelming numbers of the rabble from the H&C (except this time you will be on the winning side) ;)
You will love it - honest :)
G
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October
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Originally Posted by virginie_morisot
i'm tempted... but bit worried... thinking about it!
If its the pain element you're worried about best be on Mr Fawlty's team and just incase the Parp and Frown do get a stray shot you could always wear a light MX armour or similar. As long as people aren't playing silly buggers and shooting at close range the pain should be minimal [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
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Re: (Paintball) Hand bags at 20 paces - 24th October