When two tribes go to war!!

That rascal "stinky worm" (Mr Muscles!) charged into my bar on Friday, slapped me across the face, spat on my floor and insulted my hair cut and riding style..... Being the bigger man i went to walk away, but he pulled my hair and flicked my ear.

He's left me no choice but to challenge him to a dual. It seems he's decided on death by paintball.

I will sort details out with the scoundrel himself...... But who's interested, lets get an idea for figures (casualties!!)

The Polebarn ultimate awesome warrior butt kicking killers >:(
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The Harp & Crown big girl's blouses ;D

You f@cking wuss :D

Yeah I'm up for some warfare and sure I can get some mates to join too if you need them billynomates [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Unfortunatly Germinator I cannot be on your side as theres a cap badge loyalty to Mr Faulty 8-)

Cheers Stu........That sucker's goin down >:(

mmmm. I like the Harp & Crown. But i also like the Polbarn.
There's only one way to sort this out.......FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds excellent lmao.....being as I find it sooo hard to take sides I really dont know what to do lol.......but I dont care I'll just go round 'firing at will' (they always shout that line out in films but I still haven't established who will is!!!)

Personally I still like the idea of a food fight lol....but this sounds rather cool lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

we will give them nothing but take everything, who will join the Spartan 22 squadron harp&crown murder squad or will you loose on the pole dance girly bum bum weeds with mr wisdom :'( ,we take no prisoners and leave in victory , I would of pulled your hair if you had any >:(

Team Parp and Frown ready for action
http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/att...t_soldier.jpeg

i'll give you a hand if i'm not working or doing something else on the decided day

Lol @ that pic!

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Originally Posted by Robf

i'll give you a hand if i'm not working or doing something else on the decided day

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Ditto

Theres no dought for me im gona have to support my home boys from Trow Vegas were gona kick your ass Mr mussel and the cross dressing stiletto wearing big girls blouses, lipsticks at the ready your going down Girls were going to kick your ass Fight Fight Fight
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that's not fair you got 3 so far just against me you better get more, plus
you can't use your size to your advantage ,hiding in small mouse holes or behind tiny blades of grass, and as for you gollum I'm mean Colin no more smelly burgers for you :P

As I'm not a west country girl I have no affiliation to either Gastard or Trowbridge, however I could be bought (biggest donation to my fund raising! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] )

im for the Spartan 22 squadron harp&crown murder squad as Smelly said im now a G.B.B, so bring it on

just not a Saturday plz [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif] :)

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Originally Posted by AlanMc

im for the Spartan 22 squadron harp&crown murder squad as Smelly said im now a G.B.B, so bring it on

just not a Saturday plz [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif] :)

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Alan your not going to be a deserter are you your from Trow Vegas
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Originally Posted by cobs

[quote author=AlanMc link=1283672702/0#13 date=1283701501]im for the Spartan 22 squadron harp&crown murder squad as Smelly said im now a G.B.B, so bring it on

just not a Saturday plz [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif] :)

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Alan your not going to be a deserter are you your from Trow Vegas
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The burgers are better in Gastard :P :-* :P

That's why we don't do burgers!!! ;)

Alan, when all your team mates are lying down dieing and crying for Mummy on the floor with snot and blood oozing from every orifice we'll give you one last chance to re-join the Tro-Vegas victors!!! ;D

It's on now >:(

did you say something basil ,sorry I wasn't listening to busy arranging the pole dancers graves I mean grave being so small we could pack you all in one [smiley=happy.gif]

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Originally Posted by Bornagain

That's why we don't do burgers!!! ;)

Alan, when all your team mates are lying down dieing and crying for Mummy on the floor with snot and blood oozing from every orifice we'll give you one last chance to re-join the Tro-Vegas victors!!! ;D

It's on now >:(

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if im the last man standing then im goin down fighting, so prepare to face the devils might, as im having all ur souls LOL ;D ;D ;D

Bad luck dead man. ;D

We sold our souls while you were still dishing out the milk at primary school :o

No mercy >:(

The G.B.B Girls with there stilettos and hand bags your going down !!
There will be only one winner Trow Vegas will be victories [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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Originally Posted by Bornagain

you say

No mercy >:(

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you will be screaming for mercy when im finished. LOL ;D ;D ;D

Mr fawlty ain't it about time you changed your profile pic [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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Originally Posted by cobs

The G.B.B Girls with there stilettos and hand bags your going down !!
There will be only one winner Trow Vegas will be victories [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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the G.B.B Girls as u put it, dont just carry makeup and phone in then, they com very well armed. ;D ;D ;D

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Originally Posted by AlanMc

[quote author=cobs link=1283672702/15#20 date=1283704418]The G.B.B Girls with there stilettos and hand bags your going down !!
There will be only one winner Trow Vegas will be victories [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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the G.B.B Girls as u put it, dont just carry makeup and phone in then, they com very well armed. ;D ;D ;D[/quote]

Yea Powder puffs and Lipstick [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

I'm with the Trobo massive....


Gastard boys,
make more noise,
when they play with Tonka toys!!!
:D :D ;D
Na na
na na
na!!
;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

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Originally Posted by smellygerm

did you say something basil ,sorry I wasn't listening to busy arranging the pole dancers graves I mean grave being so small we could pack you all in one [smiley=happy.gif]

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Save your energy action man :(

Your gonna be up against a fine body of men..... of men with fine bodies :D We're a deadly, precision honned killing machine. Unstoppable, un-merciful, unloved and surgical in your destruction.
Best you kiss the wife and kids now, you've not got long left >:( >:(

two tribes go to war ,that was the campest song of the 80s a bit like your dress sence and I mean dress :P am gunn a pop a cap in ur ass [smiley=evil.gif]

can I bring my gran????
she's pretty scary!! :D ;D

yeah you need someone with youth on her side ;D

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Originally Posted by smellygerm

yeah you need someone with youth on her side ;D

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Experience will win this battle
;D ;D ;D

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Originally Posted by smellygerm

two tribes go to war ,that was the campest song of the 80s a bit like your dress sence and I mean dress :P am gunn a pop a cap in ur ass [smiley=evil.gif]

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"Basil say.....Relax" ;D

I'll drop ya jenga back on wednesday.......... and ya dolly parton disc :D

This is almost as good as the 'Banned Game' on the muppet section!
But less of the boys only reference, some of us girls want to play and trust me, you want us on your side and not as a third team playing against you, because I doubt we'd take any prisoners, and it's never good to see grown men cry! 8-)

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Originally Posted by JackieD

This is almost as good as the 'Banned Game' on the muppet section!
But less of the boys only reference, some of us girls want to play and trust me, you want us on your side and not as a third team playing against you, because I doubt we'd take any prisoners, and it's never good to see grown men cry! 8-)

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The female of the species is more deadly than the male [smiley=thumbsup.gif]
You're more than welcome on our sh*tkicking team, i know you've got what it takes >:(

Jacde u can come on our team as we will protect u, and not use u as bait ::) ::)

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Originally Posted by JackieD

This is almost as good as the 'Banned Game' on the muppet section!
But less of the boys only reference, some of us girls want to play and trust me, you want us on your side and not as a third team playing against you, because I doubt we'd take any prisoners, and it's never good to see grown men cry! 8-)

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Jacde Your more than welcome to join the winning team [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

The female of the species is more deadly than the male [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

;D
you bet your sweet ass we are!

'I may have the body of a weak and feeble woman...'
but I'll kick ass, :-[ if I can reach it ;D
if not I'll bite yer ankles grrrrrrr :D

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Originally Posted by cobs

[quote author=JackieD link=1283672702/30#32 date=1283706011]This is almost as good as the 'Banned Game' on the muppet section!
But less of the boys only reference, some of us girls want to play and trust me, you want us on your side and not as a third team playing against you, because I doubt we'd take any prisoners, and it's never good to see grown men cry! 8-)

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Jacde Your more than welcome to join the winning team [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif][/quote]

so Jacde is joining the Harp&crown murder squad then :P :P :P

Jacde - You're on the team. Your job is Chief Interogator! Get ya torture kit ready >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I am still undecided as feel it is only fair that I sample the hospitality of the H&C first, and I have to warn you stinky worm you have very strong competition from fawlty at the Polebarn!