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Who let out the kamikaze pheasents last weekend? I was riding along the A36 between Codford and wylye (doing 60 officer) when a kamikaze pheasent came out of the sky to my right :o and hit me on the forehead I said*^%%**:><*%"":-X ,I didnt drop the bike but I had to stop to put my neck back in to place, then went home for some clean pants ;D
Youve obviously have never been hit by a bird before... my x-wife has got a mean right hook/slap!! lol! ;D
I was knocked off my very old bike by a peasent.....sorry phesant ;D
I nearly had an unfortunate coming together on sunday going down the A303 towards Stonehenge, only exceeding the speed limit slightly ;D when i saw the lil blighter run across the carriage way then proceed to take off, bank right and head towards me, i nearly done something childish in my leathers i tell thee, had to stop for a fag to calm down, also the roads were littered with roadkill, mainly badgers, not a very comforting sight whilst rounding a corner and you see one of them in the middle of the road >:(
see and there are people who think shooting is cruel but think how many more birdys like that there would be if there were not shooting going on!
:o Dont start on the hunting / fishing thing... the tree hugging townies will be up in arms in 2 seconds!!!
oops sorry! Dont think they saw....
O yes we did
Oh Bolox!!
Better grab a tin hat and run for cover then.... Just as long as those b*st*rds in London dont try to spoil all our countryside beliefs and ways of life we might just get away with it!!
WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT! THERES A TREE HUGGER ABOUT!! ;)
I never appreciated culling birds with a 'bike was a country pursuit, or is it pulling birds with a 'bike is pursuing a......I'll get my coat.