crime rates

[evilkeneval]

As you know, wiltshire has some of the lowest crimes rate in the counrty, which means the police here have a lot of time on there hands to sit on the side or roads with speed guns and generally cause a nusence to all on the road!
Can people please start commiting some crime so that they can have some real police work to get on with! :)

[ONFIRE]

Did hear they police were on the look out for something Green?
;D ;D ;)

[evilkeneval]

Did hear they police were on the look out for something Green?
;D ;D ;)

grrrrrr! >:(

[ONFIRE]

Not to worry apparently thoses green things are far to quick :) ::) :-/
;)

[evilkeneval]

Not to worry apparently thoses green things are far to quick :) ::) :-/
;)
lol mabye for the cars but not the helicopter! :-/ :-? :(

[Stu]

Just aim for airports the copters can't fly in the zone

[evilkeneval]

but they can use road blocks! :-/

[Stu]

Theres normally a gap to squeeze a bike through

[evilkeneval]

Theres normally a gap to squeeze a bike through

i'll keep all this in mind for next time! big problem is the tank range!!

[Stu]

well get away faster and loose them quickly

[evilkeneval]

well get away faster and loose them quickly

noted ;)

[Stu]

I would like to add these are just suggestions for reference and not to be used on the road as evading the police is not big, clever or legal!! Nor have I used them or intend to

[evilkeneval]

I would like to add these are just suggestions for reference and not to be used on the road as evading the police is not big, clever or legal!! Nor have I used them or intend to
:-? never??

[Stu]

I would like to add these are just suggestions for reference and not to be used on the road as evading the police is not big, clever or legal!! Nor have I used them or intend to
:-? never??
Nope Never ;)

[ONFIRE]

I would like to add these are just suggestions for reference and not to be used on the road as evading the police is not big, clever or legal!! Nor have I used them or intend to
:-? never??

None above would never work, chopper coppers far to quick... Devizes to Swindon from take off 3-4 mins. :o

[evilkeneval]

if you shoot someone 1st it doubles up as an air ambulance, and would have to proritise a dying person over someone speeding! ;)

[ONFIRE]

if you shoot someone 1st it doubles up as an air ambulance, and would have to proritise a dying person over someone speeding! ;)
Problem is you would end up in prison, taking a sp30 slightly better option :-[
;D ;D

[Stu]

good thinking there Mikey

[Stu]

too true but at least you'd have escaped and they are rubbish at clear up rates for murders as it takes proper policing speeders and petty crimes are better for stats

[evilkeneval]

too true but at least you'd have escaped and they are rubbish at clear up rates for murders as it takes proper policing speeders and petty crimes are better for stats
thats what i think!

[ONFIRE]

Bigger picture.. you will probably end up in Hell when you die. :'( :'( When you could of taken the sp30 and gone to heaven fckn the Angels :-* :-* ;)

[evilkeneval]

lol what away to put it! :D

[ONFIRE]

lol what away to put it! :D

You know it makes sense Mikey take your sp30.

Or would not advise it..Next time go a little faster.. make sure you don't get caught ;D ;D ;D

[evilkeneval]

lol what away to put it! :D

You know it makes sense Mikey take your sp30.

Or would not advise it..Next time go a little faster.. make sure you don't get caught ;D ;D ;D


don't get caught is what i usually go for! ;) ;D

[Stu]

Bigger picture.. you will probably end up in Hell when you die. :'( :'( When you could of taken the sp30 and gone to heaven fckn the Angels :-* :-* ;)
knowing my luck I'd go to heaven and end up getting fcuked by an angel ....bloody Hells angel

whilst Hell are having their end away with all the hot minxes in a previous life

[blurbiker247]

Theres normally a gap to squeeze a bike through

i'll keep all this in mind for next time! big problem is the tank range!!

Tank range :-/ what dyou think they are gonna do blow you off the Rd for speedin :D, MMmmm I spos they have started shooting illeagal immigrents :-/

Still look on the bright side those tanks ain't quick :D

[evilkeneval]

Theres normally a gap to squeeze a bike through

i'll keep all this in mind for next time! big problem is the tank range!!

Tank range :-/ what dyou think they are gonna do blow you off the Rd for speedin :D, MMmmm I spos they have started shooting illeagal immigrents :-/

Still look on the bright side those tanks ain't quick :D

fuel tank blue! :P

[BouncingBunny]

Sod going to heaven,I'd rather be a bad boy and go to hell,at least I'd get to meet all my mates ;D