Help with the Dishwasher

[redken1]

The wife and daughter go on a cruise next week. Can any of the WB members offer me some advise on how to operate the Dishwasher, washing machine and iron? lol ;D ;D

[wiltshire builders]

Use paper plates and plastic cutlery. Give all your clothes to oxfam, they'll wash and iron them then you can buy them back. Need any more pearls of wisdom just give give us a shout.

[Jacde]

Use paper plates and plastic cutlery. Give all your clothes to oxfam, they'll wash and iron them then you can buy them back. Need any more pearls of wisdom just give give us a shout.


Quality ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Roll_on]

Get an Au Pair

[redken1]

All great advice - like the idea of an Au Pair Loudpipes (anyone offering)

[jonnydangerous]

live next to a chinese, an indian and a chip shop like i do...... :-)
buy "brown" coloured clothes and pants and then theres no need to wash them...... :-)

hope i been helpful :-)
Jd.

[Nico_babe]

Good excuse to eat out every night and buy a new set of clothes everyday [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[newnut]

leave it all till they gey back, dont shave, buy a big bunch of flowers for their return, then grovel and say how you love her so much and see that you could never cope without her, make her a cuppa, then she'll do it all!

[Nico_babe]

leave it all till they gey back, dont shave, buy a big bunch of flowers for their return, then grovel and say how you love her so much and see that you could never cope without her, make her a cuppa, then she'll do it all!


how totally totally WRONG !! lol lol

[redken1]

Calm down don't wanna cause a domestic - Funny how the female fraternity view things in a different light from males. Your suggestion Newnut just would'nt wash with my Missus, she's too old in the tooth. Back to plan A-The wife wiil have to stick operating instructions on all the appliances before she goes and I'll pay my son to do it all. Sorted. ;D

[silly_simon]

I think they should do it on thir return seeing as they didn't seem to want you to go :D :D

[Nokesy]

Expect there are loads of teenagers after some extra pocket money! I gave one £20 once to shift soil from back garden to skip round the front - took him 2 hrs and he worked so hard too whilst I put my feet up! I did feel guilty mind! ;D

[Morticia]

live next to a chinese, an indian and a chip shop like i do...... :-)
buy "brown" coloured clothes and pants and then theres no need to wash them...... :-)

hope i been helpful :-)
Jd.


you MINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Morticia]

Get an Au Pair


Not allowed to bang her though :o

[nicko@able]

R.T.F.M[read the fuc'''g manual]

[nicko@able]

Dude,no worries eh,I`ve been running a whole house for over 4 years,ALL the cooking,cleaning,washing nappies,weaning,potty training the kit-and-cabodle.If you need any advice, help.hints or tips just drop us a line.I`ve just killed a pig,and butcherd it so if you get really desperate pop on over and grap a piece,she weighed in at 127kg so plenty to go round. [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[redken1]

cheers may take you up on that kind offer

[redken1]

Not allowed to bang her though :o[/quote]

Settle for a nice meal Mortica what time? lol

[redken1]

oops sorry i mean Morticia