What a S**T job i have next week!.....

[jonnydangerous]

Next week i have to go and perform a Risk Assessment on a.........................................SEWAGE WORKS!!!!.....

ive heard all the jokes such as:-

1.what a S**T job.
2. my career has just gone down the pan...
3. you wernt the first choice to do the Risk Assessment, you were "Number two"
4. i drew the S****Y end of the stick on that one....
5. youll only do this once, you wont do it "regular"...

BUT im sure you lot can add a few comments....haha....

[jonnydangerous]

......it will take more than 5 minutes, i think its gonna be a "Big Job"...

[jonnydangerous]

Testing scheme will be thorough, it wont be done on "Sample" testing techniques....

[newnut]

its an important job, if some1 were to fall in they'd be in deep s**t

[wiltshire builders]

Stand up for yourself man! Don't take that Sh*t from anyone.

[R1chie]

Few more of those jobs and you'll be feeling quite flush.

[Nico_babe]

Would say we would all stand by you on this but clearly no one will stand anywhere near you !!

[smellygerm]

You sound a bit down in the dumps mate [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Morticia]

Would say we would all stand by you on this but clearly no one will stand anywhere near you !!


;D ;D ;D

[redken1]

Perhaps it's time to look for a fresh jobie ;D

[R1chie]

This kind of work would send me round the u bend :o

[t1pper]

I hope you have experence, you really dont want to be thrown in at the deep end on this one ;D

[Nokesy]

Just make sure you drop the kids off at the pool before you start work!! ;D

[jonnydangerous]

im only going there to "lay a cable"....

[Nokesy]

Well I hope you complete a good risk assessment of the cistern system! ;D

[Beamer]

Dont forget to take a 'log' book to record all 'activity' JD lol

;) ;) ;)

[jonnydangerous]

i migh not go, i havent committed to anything "solid" yet....

[jonnydangerous]

altho if i dont go i might leave them with a "sticky" situation...

[Nokesy]

You can't leave them in the 'sh*t' ......... this is your 'call of nature' and you need to focus on the 'job' in hand and 'flush' away any 'number 2' thoughts of 'u-bending' the rules ;D

[smellygerm]

Think your self lucky if you were to work in a dildo factory you would have to start at the bottom and work your way up [smiley=thumbsup.gif]