Dating Tips please?

[billybiker]

Hi all
I'm lined up for another date on Saturday night, the third in 4 weeks and I could use any great advice for a first date.
I've just come out of a 10 year marriage and a bit rusty on the old 'chatting to the ladies'.
I'm not my passion for motorbikes will be that impressive.
Thanks
Billy

[Dabz]

ask lots of questions...women love being asked questions and talking about themselves usually :P oh and remember to listen to the answers!

[njo]

Women love to talk about things that consern them; my advise is to do some research - buy cosmo (a womens mag!). Talk to them about the Cheryl/Ashley cole split. But more than anything else they love you to be a bit cheeky.

My mate's got a great site with some free tips and advise - check it out - www.tipsfordating.co.uk

Good luck [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

[Honda_Star]

You never know - she might like bikes! :D

[slowr1der]

viagra mix with red bull mate she will want a second date I can assure you

[Nico_babe]

Dont be nervous. If you are nervous, you will instantly make her uneasy. Confidence is very important but dont be overconfident or it turns to arrogance. Eye contact is very important as well. Try keep it as light hearted and be genuine. Humour always seems to help and will be a good ice breaker [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Best of luck

[R1chie]

Trumpets and bookmarks.

Can't go wrong with that combo

[crewy]

Look her in the eyes, listen to what she has to say, dont talk about your self to much and if all is going well at the end of the night, drop in the line ''i've never had a conversation end in an orgasam, my place or yours'' [smiley=thumbsup.gif] good luck :)

[spudgun]

Start the conversation off with

"does this piece of cloth smell like chloroform?"

the rest of the night is a doddle ;)

[Davey]

Rohypnol never fails to work if the chloroform doesn't work :)

[slowr1der]

;D
Rohypnol never fails to work if the chloroform doesn't work :)

Is that why your sales are so good Stu lol

[Geordie Stu]

Don't talk about your ex.
Don't get too drunk.

Pay her a compliment on how she looks when you first meet

Good Luck [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Bonnielass]

Look smart, a girl likes to feel like you've made an effort and that first impression is important. Be interesting and funny, we do like to laugh. Don't crowd her, give her her space but face her and be interested. Good luck and let us know how you get on! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Davey]

;D
Rohypnol never fails to work if the chloroform doesn't work :)

Is that why your sales are so good Stu lol


No thats Hypnotism - look into the eyes not around the eyes [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[billybiker]

I appreciate the tips guys.
Not sure about the chloroform though ;)
I'll let you know how it goes!

[Davey]

I appreciate the tips guys.
Not sure about the chloroform though ;)
I'll let you know how it goes!


Not sure about the Chloroform but he hasn't ruled out the Rohypnol ;)

Apart from that I have no ideas on first dates as haven't had one in 9 years and still no idea what i done right (apart from spill a bottle red wine over her best mate isn't too good - yes i did do that!)

[Kevinb]

Just be a gentleman. Take her coat (do not run off down the road with it though ;D), Open doors for her (If it's a car door, make sure you are stationary first ;D) and never let a lady pay for anything.

Also be yourself.

I have been happily married for a long time so hopefully things haven't changed.

[igbell]

As kev said be yourself, there is nothing worse than telling her you drive F1 cars at weekends and she finds out you have a scallextric set at home.

Be pollite, sesitive, a little witty but not at her or about her, always listen even if she butts in, and as Kev said pay for everything, I know we are in the modern day but women still think we should pay.....

Others than that good luck....

[FJ_Biker]

Relax and enjoy, she is probably just as nervous.

[wiltshire builders]

Keep the conversation light and don't make any rash statements e.g. religion sucks, the war is a good thing etc. Humour can work but again until you know her better you might end up offending her.
Like everyone else said listen to what she is saying. You can then ask her questions when if you get the awkward silence.

If you do take kevin's advice tread very carefully you might come across as cheesy or worse a bit of a sexist. Hold the door and take her coat but don't make a big display of it. The first date is about gaining respect and don't forget she will be as nervous as you!

Don't stare at her boobs she WILL notice.

[Ducatista]

BTW - All women are a size 8

You're very unlikely to go wrong with that, and we don't care if you blatantly lie about our size ;)

If she says "Does my bum look big in this".
Do NOT say "Yes" or worse "Stand back and let me take it all in".
Above all Do NOT pause even for a second (pausing is really bad)


;)

[Davey]

BTW - All women are a size 8

You're very unlikely to go wrong with that, and we don't care if you blatantly lie about our size ;)

If she says "Does my bum look big in this".
Do NOT say "Yes" or worse "Stand back and let me take it all in".
Above all Do NOT pause even for a second (pausing is really bad)


;)


Just say you bum looks big in anything

[Nico_babe]

Keep the conversation light and don't make any rash statements e.g. religion sucks, the war is a good thing etc. Humour can work but again until you know her better you might end up offending her.
Like everyone else said listen to what she is saying. You can then ask her questions when if you get the awkward silence.

If you do take kevin's advice tread very carefully you might come across as cheesy or worse a bit of a sexist. Hold the door and take her coat but don't make a big display of it. The first date is about gaining respect and don't forget she will be as nervous as you!

Don't stare at her boobs she WILL notice.


hahahahaha Love the boobs comment [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[bubblylittleme]

I hate guys that look everywhere else when talking to me...I like eye contact.

[slowr1der]

when ur hard at it put ur finger in her arse and as u bring her to an orgasm whip it out and wipe it across her top lip and tell her she looks like Dirty Sanchez, she will love u for that and u can thank me next week ok lol

[Roxy]

This whole thread has made me smile so much..thanks guys!! ;D

Well as a single girl and if my opinion counts then I would be delighted for a man to turn up on a bike and talk about the moto gp and rossi all night!!! :P

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

ps..hope it went well.

[slowr1der]

lol where do ya live

[finbar]

You are very brave to be so honest! So with that please may I rip
the piss out of you!!! ;D

As a failure in love, single and 40 please take any advice I offer with extreme caution;

1) Be yourself...I would not make a big thing about opening doors, I open doors for either gender if they need it, if she expects it...I am (you might be) not the right guy.

2) Remember girls love sex as much as you do...so don't treat her like a princess...if she is 30-40 YOU are far from the FIRST ONE! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] she knows the deal.

3) You are a genuine decent chap (i hope) who is looking for a partner not a casual hump....if you are 30-40 years of age I hope you will be to the point where you appreciate chasing girls for sex is a waste of time and boring (you have had enough minky in your time to know it is all the same) the person is the important thing. (damn I am soo romantic)

4) Have fun.

5) If you are boring, bad in bed, ugly or suffering from a case of 'micro-wang*'...lie and get her drunk! ;D

Note: * sorry if that is the case :D

Ps thanks for the laugh...this has been the most fun I have had for ages...and I will now retire now...crying with laughter!!...thanks mate [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

[Nico_babe]

Finbar, what a romantic you are [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Snowy]

I'm the last person to be able to offer any good advice but I would have thought three dates in four weeks is'nt bad going. ;)

[slowr1der]

I'm the last person to be able to offer any good advice but I would have thought three dates in four weeks is'nt bad going. ;)

Well he has had 3 dates that have clearly gone totally wrong which is why he has now decided to ask for advice from the love gods of Wiltshire, Berkshire and Hampshire lol.

Have a look at ThaiBrides online mate, the initial outlay may be more but the amount of dates you are going on I am sure u will make big savings in the long run

[Nico_babe]

Dare i ask why you know so much about ThaiBrides slowr1der? :D

[slowr1der]

well I have one, hope that helps u clear that up

[Roxy]

well I have one, hope that helps u clear that up

;D ;D shall I tell her you asked where I live?? ;D ;) ;D

roxy :D

[slowr1der]

:Dwhy not u did say u wanted to chat about bikes and Rossi right

[Roxy]

lol I'm not that much of a trouble maker!

[slowr1der]

well I ain't got a Thai Bride either but its all good banter lol

[Roxy]

for sure!

:)

[slowr1der]

;Dso anyway why have we not had an update on this weekends date.................. Which tip did u use or did u combine a few, I mean there were a few there that u coulda used throughout the date.

Can't wait for this

[Kevinb]

;Dso anyway why have we not had an update on this weekends date.................. Which tip did u use or did u combine a few, I mean there were a few there that u coulda used throughout the date.

Can't wait for this

Which tip? What is he the bionic man. Interchangeable tips. I bet the pile driver one went down well. ;D

[Roxy]

yeah come on Billybiker...HOW did it go???

we are all curious to see which tip worked best!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Nico_babe]

Bet the ladies tips paid off [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Davey]

yeah come on Billybiker...HOW did it go???

we are all curious to see which tip worked best!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]


I reckon he tried the Choloroform tip but tsted the smell himself and is still unconcious :D

[Chappers]

top thread ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;D

finbar (#27) demonstrating nicely why I shouldn't have allowed my 4yo daughter to call one of her hamsters 'Minkie'... :-?

just coming out of a 6 year stretch myself, judging by the advice on here I think I'll leave it a good while longer before attempting any dating!!

[Nico_babe]

COME ON BillyBiker, dont leave us all hanging !!!! Tell Tell [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Chappers]

maybe it all went really really really wrong?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hppV4jaimVk/RbZ1cBlwEkI/AAAAAAAAAIg/4BFCClJ3UGM/s400/misery+kathy+bates.jpeg

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/pics/misery5.gif

[billybiker]

Hey Roxy

Drop me you're number in a personal email and I'll tell you how it went :)

Billy

[Nico_babe]

Hey thats not fair, what about me???? :'(

[Davey]

Hey thats not fair, what about me???? :'(

Sod helping again if they're not going to share the gossip - how rude >:(

With that rudeness I hope it went bad - was a set up - ex hubby walked in and now found out she's a bunny boiler and stalking you ;)

[Roxy]

HA HA HA you guys!!!!!! this is much better than anything on tv!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Davey]

Hey thats not fair, what about me???? :'(

Sod helping again if they're not going to share the gossip - how rude >:(

With that rudeness I hope it went bad - was a set up - ex hubby walked in and now found out she's a bunny boiler and stalking you ;)

oh yeah and you got a dose of something - its now itchy, like peeing glass and oozing green puss :P

[slowr1der]

I have heard he is on the Jeremy Kyle show on Thursday with his dating problems

[Davey]

I have heard he is on the Jeremy Kyle show on Thursday with his dating problems

thought it had to be atleast 10 months later so they can have the DNA tests for the sprog - drag up a few relatives that look like Rab C Nesbit and thats just the women

[slowr1der]

by the time he gets back to us mate I reckon it will have been 10 months lol

[Davey]

by the time he gets back to us mate I reckon it will have been 10 months lol

Probably right there - joins up asking how to be social and have a date - not even a hello just I got a date how do I get laid - then no update to how well our superior dating techniques worked - just rude (did anyone put a reference to manners in the post?) 8-)

[billybiker]

Ha ha guys I really can't say how Saturday went as that would be unfair on my date......but I will say thanks for all your tips, they worked brilliantly. Chloroform advice not included!! :)
B

[Davey]

Why can't you? Is it someone off here?

See if it went well you could say - went really well but a true gent never discloses the details

If you screwed up - be honest didn't go well as I was a plank

If it was horrid - who cares if you upset her it was horrid tell all to fore warn :P Unless her brother is on here and he's a 6'5" kick boxing master with a bad attitude :D

[Nico_babe]

Haaaaaa i reckon, BillyBiker SCORED [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Go Billy, go Billy, go Billy

[slowr1der]

We will know if it went well mate........his date will be walking into work with a Dirty Sanchaz moustache across her top lip looking slightly distant from the Rohipnol and chloroform wearing off

[slowr1der]

and we will know if he fecked up cause he will have walked into work this mornin with a Dirty Sanchaz moustache lol.............Billy you don't have a moustache do u ??????

[Roxy]

Hey Roxy

Drop me you're number in a personal email and I'll tell you how it went :)

Billy

well if it went that well, why ask for my number??? PLAYER!!!!! ;D :D

[Nokesy]

I've just returned after 2 years, this was the first thread I read - and I really want to know how the date went! (Website is much better now with added 'non-bike chat' section by the way moderators!!)

[Kevinb]

How did it go?

Did 5'5" Brenda turn out to be 6'5" Barry the builder.
Were you the perfect gentleman. Open the transit door for him. Take his donkey jacket. ;D

[slowr1der]

Hey Roxy

Drop me you're number in a personal email and I'll tell you how it went :)

Billy

well if it went that well, why ask for my number??? PLAYER!!!!! ;D :D

Roxy Sanchez kinda has a ring to it eh Roxy lol

[Roxy]

lol very good!

well maybe I should get some dating tips if billyboy did sooo well!!!!

;D

[slowr1der]

or maybe Miss Roxy would be more appropriate lol

[Roxy]

Miss Roxy will do just fine :)

(I'll wait for the driving miss daisy comments from those of you who think I bimble!! ::))

[slowr1der]

Miss Roxy will do just fine :)

(I'll wait for the driving miss daisy comments from those of you who think I bimble!! ::))

Do u bimble? Or will you be joining us at Odiham on the 31st May

[Roxy]

I will have only just got back from le mans so will prob be a little saddle sore and need the weekend to recover but thanks for the invite [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[slowr1der]

NP :)

[Nico_babe]

Get a room guys [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Davey]

Just have to check this is still WiltshireBikers and hasn't changed to WiltshireDaters

Bloody hell theres some hormones flying around cyberspace at the moment

http://www.simswyeth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/cold-shower.jpg

[slowr1der]

LOL see what Billy Boy Blue has done

[Roxy]

where's the problem with having a laugh cos that's all this is!!

after all this thread is called 'dating tips'.

8-)

[Honda_Star]

where's the problem with having a laugh cos that all this is!!

after all this thread is called 'dating tips'.

8-)

Good on ya [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Davey]

where's the problem with having a laugh cos that's all this is!!

after all this thread is called 'dating tips'.

8-)

I thought were all having a laugh who's posted seriously as I can't see one - getting a bit on the defensive side there aren't we :D :)

[Roxy]

:-? it's just a giggle about dating and those of us who are single can have a laugh can't we? you and nico were the ones who thought we all needed a cold shower for some reason.. :D

Last time I looked I thought it was ok for male and female to interact or are we going back to the stoneages where us chicks need to be chained to kitchen sick and say nowt! :D

keep it lighthearted thats what I think, if you can make someone smile or laugh the day is worth it... :-*

[wiltshire builders]

Woah woah woah! everybody chill out. What you lot do is upto you but all i care about is how the date went! The suspense is driving me nuts. Put us out of our misery please.

[Roxy]

LOL excatly..so come on Billy the suspense is killing us!! we would love to know how it went [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Davey]

:-? it's just a giggle about dating and those of us who are single can have a laugh can't we? you and nico were the ones who thought we all needed a cold shower for some reason.. :D

Last time I looked I thought it was ok for male and female to interact or are we going back to the stoneages where us chicks need to be chained to kitchen sick and say nowt! :D

keep it lighthearted thats what I think, if you can make someone smile or laugh the day is worth it... :-*

I was having a joke about the shower bit ::) Personally I'm more than happy if people find love/ fun on the forum. Infact I'm sure I haven't posted 1 serious post on here apart from the Rohypnol as that sure does have a 100% record :P

But i know my place now i'll shut up and leave you love birds to it as not to rock the nest

[Roxy]

;D ;D ;D

all good fun!

COME ON BILLY!????

[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[slowr1der]

wow even Gixerjunkies doesn't get this exciting (yeah right lol)

Its all fun fun fun we need Billy to come back and stoke the fire lol

[Geordie Stu]

Just hope his date doesn't read this assuming she is a biker & is a member of WB. Otherwise he may not get a 2nd date

[Davey]

wow even Gixerjunkies doesn't get this exciting (yeah right lol)

Its all fun fun fun we need Billy to come back and stoke the fire lol

maybe thats why he's not back as he's still stoking the fire!!

ref gixerjunkies I have had a nightmare getting on there lately - have they changed anything or just my pc being a nightmare

[slowr1der]

everything is the same on junkies mate

[Davey]

everything is the same on junkies mate

dammit must be the new safty block not liking the junkie bit then

[Maverick]

Tell her you have a oily crank and need a good service. I would admire her cams and comment on her low down torque.

If that doesn't work then ask her if she has her mothers eyes ;)

[Roxy]

Just hope his date doesn't read this assuming she is a biker & is a member of WB. Otherwise he may not get a 2nd date


oops!! ;D

[billybiker]

Hey Roxy

It was the most bizarre evening ever.........really, really far out!!

Billy
:)

[Chappers]

You'll have to do better than that!

[Davey]

Hey Roxy

It was the most bizarre evening ever.........really, really far out!!

Billy
:)

Lost interest now Billy No Mates! As you ask everyone for assistnce but only address anything to one person - so your either feably attempting to be a player or just ignorant (as still not properly introduced yourself!)

If it wasn't such a pitiful subject we can have a laugh at and you wanted help building an engine I'm sure you wouldn't have filled 1/2 a page!

As nothing else has been posted by you - do you actually ride a bike if so what? Where you from etc etc http://www.wiltshirebikers.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/YaBB.pl?board=newbies

[slowr1der]

LOL morning Stu....... Not had your breakfast and a coffee yet mate?

I am out on the bike today will be heading upto Faringdon and the Cotswolds so may pop into GW at some point for a brew.

[Roxy]

Hey Roxy

It was the most bizarre evening ever.........really, really far out!!

Billy
:)

Ok we have ALL asked and you obviously don't want to share it's delights with us...we understand! :-X

Crash and Burned? [smiley=thumbdown.gif] LOL

[Davey]

LOL morning Stu....... Not had your breakfast and a coffee yet mate?

I am out on the bike today will be heading upto Faringdon and the Cotswolds so may pop into GW at some point for a brew.

Yep had them hours ago - I'm just a miserable git all the time lol

I'm not in work today - had my X-Rays done for my knackered shoulder :( Just gotta wait for the operation now

[billybiker]

Hi All
As for the date I'll come clean.......I got 'blown out with both barrells!'
I guess I must be doing something wrong so gonna go back to the drawing board.

Roxy
Any tips would be appreciated.

Stu
Not quite sure what difference having a bike makes to this post :) but to satisfy your curiosity I'm on my 2nd Honda, a CBR600RR in Hanspree colours. Although I'm considering a change.......

Cheers all, have a fun evening.

[wiltshire builders]

Well i hope you're all proud of yourselves. Here he is baring his soul and all you do is mock and treat his situation like some kind of freak show. Shame on you all.

Don't worry Billy, everyone finds love. Even ugly people so there's hope for you yet. Stay strong brother, stay strong........

[slowr1der]

well I for one respect u more now mate as that's a nice looking bike lol

[Nokesy]

What exactly does 'blown out with both barrels' mean? I am still curious - did she do a runner through the toilet window? ;D ;D ;D

[Roxy]

oh dear :-/ that's not good news.

Well onwards and upwards billy boy! don't let it get you down...bet you don't ask us for advice next time ;D

sorry it didn't work out :(

[Davey]

Oops - sorry it didn't go too well - bad batch of Rohypnol? :D

As Roxy says don't let it get you down - plenty more fish in the sea! Just get a net with smaller holes next time.

Ref the bike bit I was just referring to you not introducing yourself just coming straight on and asking for our vast knowledge of dating skills - feck load of good that done you tho lol Called being polite - personally I couldn't give a damn if you rode bikes or not.

As we now know you have a CBR go get your kit on and get out to some meets and go work your magic - if that don't work go do some wheelies - gets the stress out of your system [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Roxy]

What exactly does 'blown out with both barrels' mean? I am still curious - did she do a runner through the toilet window? ;D ;D ;D

Billy maybe we could help with the debrief??!!!!!! ;D

[billybiker]

Hey Roxy........am I no longer a 'player' in your eyes? :-)

As for the debrief I'm not sure I want to say too much, I'll think about it, ha ha, my street cred has already taken a bit of a bashing....

Have fun.
B

[Roxy]

well considering you were 'blown out with both barrels' I'm not sure if that counts! ;D like we said onwards and upwards..more fish and all that mate!

I'm just looking forward to the next instalment of the billyboy dating saga as this thread was funny..cheers Billy! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

see you on a ride out and I'll be sure to watch out for the magic and wheelies!! ha ha ha :D

[slowr1der]

Roxy take him out and show him what a lady likes ;D

[Roxy]

Lady????? How the hell would I know...I ride a motorbike!! :o
I'm more chick than lady I think!! ;D

[callum]

Hi Billy

I'm Callum and I run a Dating Tips/Advice service which you can access here: www.TipsForDating.co.uk

It has a great Hints and Tips email service which I'd recommend you sign up for. It's FREE btw! :)

I'm also a fellow biker and trust me ladies love guys with bikes so you have some great raw material to work with.... :)

If you want me to help then I'll need to know a bit more about how your setting up thesedates and how you go about the actual date such as what you say and so on......

It's almost certain that you're just doing a few minor things wrong that are easily fixed!

Happy to answer here so that the rest of the guys can benefit or you can email me directly at my website.

All the very best and I hope I can help.

P.S. I will be at the AfghanHeroes event on Sunday with my co-partner Charlie if anyone wants a chat and advice then let me know via my email: callum@tipsfordating.co.uk

Good luck!
Callum

[wiltshire builders]

Hey Callum, Advertising your business on a forum is pretty low........ But not as low as my low, low prices so if you need a quote......

[slowr1der]

gotta be a wind up surely lol

[Uber Dave]

This thread just gets better and better!

[Roxy]

;D

Billy I have to admit I have not laughed this much in ages...good on you for starting all this!!!

[slowr1der]

so Cal uv obviously read the thread.

Have you decided to adopt any of our tried and tested techniques for ur website?

Billy u wanna be a successful RAW LUUUUUUUVVVV MACHINE
Then get signed up mate.........no fee but we just need ur credit card details as a back up lol

[Davey]

Callum - do you know where to get decent Rohypnol or Chloroform? Few nights out planned so gotta stock up - do you get discount for bulk buying? Poss forum group buy 8-)

[slowr1der]

Stu once uv signed up to this love gods site u won't be needing any of that stuff dude

[Davey]

Stu once uv signed up to this love gods site u won't be needing any of that stuff dude



Pah chatting takes too long - one sniff or sip wham bam thank you ma'am and onto the next - no trial or error no humiliation of rejection also helps build your muscles up carring them out [smiley=thumbsup.gif] Everyones a winner ;)


this is done in humour and not to be taken seriously - no-one saw anything and can't prove anything lol

[slowr1der]

Stu u need help man........ Help carrying them that is then gimme a call lol

[Davey]

Stu u need help man........ Help carrying them that is then gimme a call lol

all the years of practise/ carrying I've built up the muscles for the goods - plus always get rid quickly so can soon carry on with a night of drinking and no-one in tow! Also stops the embarrassing WTF is that in the morning as you roll over :)

[slowr1der]

I dont think Biker Billy would really give a toss what he woke up next to tbh mate as long as it had given him a bit more action than his rubber doll who only ever does doggy

i bet he even had to use Rohypnol or Chloroform on the doll ;D ;D

[Davey]

I dont think Biker Billy would really give a toss what he woke up next to tbh mate as long as it had given him a bit more action than his rubber doll who only ever does doggy

i bet he even had to use Rohypnol or Chloroform on the doll ;D ;D

Thats the problem he stuck Rohypnol on the cloth and chloroform in the drink and the leather studded pants popped the doll

http://www.dirtbikebitz.com/images/products/tyres/weldtite_motorcycle_puncture_repair_kit.jpg

[slowr1der]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Roxy]

and here endeth the lesson :)

[Scotty]

Tee!Hee! I bet poor old Billy wishes he's never asked - it's one way of becoming a WB legend I guess... ;D ;D ;D

[slowr1der]

Oh Roxy how wrong you are lol

I have just the thing for Billy to win you over Roxy spotted it today when I was at work.................. Will post later when I get on the laptop

[Davey]

Billy is a legend!!! Bloody tempted to take him on a date see what tips he uses :D

Maybe send Roxy as a undercover agent ;D

[Roxy]

Hang on a minute....Don't drag me into all this, having read all your tips and advice I'm pretty worried about you two :-/

and I don't want to play undercover agent either! :o

[slowr1der]

its not me u need to worry about its the sales staff at GW lol

[Scotty]

Roxy wouldn't be very undercover - her mugshot is on every post she makes - you'd have to recruit someone more anonymous... 8-)

[wiltshire builders]

9 pages and still no success for poor old Billy. At least you lot are enjoying it.

[Roxy]

Roxy wouldn't be very undercover - her mugshot is on every post she makes - you'd have to recruit someone more anonymous... 8-)

Yes Scotty it needs to be someone else..I think even billy would know it was a set up!! :D I chat far too much..would drive a date up the wall in no time!! I only joined WB last week!

[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[slowr1der]

Well Billy as i stated earlier i was at work earlier and looking for a gift for my wife from the kids for mothers day i stumbled across this little beauty and immediately thought of you buddy...........

Lloyds Pharmacy mate and u can get some Roxy Love at half price at the mo ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[slowr1der]

oops that came out a tad big lol

[Roxy]

;D ;D very good

not sure what's worse though..that you are thinking of billyboy while out or that you are shopping in Lloyds chemist for your beloved! ;)

[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[slowr1der]

hey I am always thinking how I can help fellow bikers out lol............or rip the piss

[Roxy]

lol not sure Billy would think that!! but funny anyway ;)

[billybiker]

Good evening all.....

Billy here, although I'm thinking of renaming myself to 'Billy no birds!" :(

I'm sooooo pleased that this thread has become the "Hot" topic for this forum......thank god I haven't posted my picture up, I'd hate to be recognised in public :)

I am finding this dating malarky a bit puzzling.

On a recent date, we seemed to get along really well, it was fun and she was chatty and sweet. At the end we chatted in the pub car park and I told her I'd had a really nice time and would be chuffed to take her out again. To which she replied that would be nice.

Then she seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. She didn't reply to my text messages or voicemails and after a week off trying I gave up.

Roxy you women are very hard to understand, help me out here!!

BnB

[Roxy]

OH NO POOR BILLY!!!!!

I am sorry Billy but I am laughing ;D. You are a glutton for punishment posting it on here again!!

Well IMO the last chick you were talking about obviously wasn't that into you mate, but she was too chicken to tell you that so she thought it best to just ignore you (which is a horrible thing to do). In this day and age there are numerous ways of communicating with someone if you don't want to speak to them on the phone or face to face so I say there is NO EXCUSE for not telling you, after all its just common curtisy in my world. Maybe you need to work on figuring out woman and the way they think..(watch 'what woman want' mate but don't tell us if you wear lingerie and shave your legs! ;D)

Anyway I am sure you will get the guys adding their comments and tips!

We are strange creatures for sure, some more than others and I don't really put myself in the girlie girl catagory so most of what woman do is a little beyond me.

;D and for the record you guys are pretty hard to understand too :-/

Well done on the Hot topic though...you have kept us all amused for ages!!

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Davey]

You can spend an eternity with women and never have a clue about them >:( Bloody weird species they are - make no sense but expect us poor fellas to know what they're on about.

[Roxy]

You can spend an eternity with women and never have a clue about them >:( Bloody weird species they are - make no sense but expect us poor fellas to know what they're on about.



:-? you men are just as bad [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]

[wiltshire builders]

Stu i agree. Roxy don't you think your comment is a bit sexist? ;D

[Roxy]

WHAT???? says the man who has a picture of himself in a jacuzzi with 2 chicks on here!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah whatever! :o

but then being a builder you prob know all about sexist comments! :P

[slowr1der]

WHAT???? says the man who has a picture of himself in a jacuzzi with 2 chicks on here!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah whatever! :o

but then being a builder you prob know all about sexist comments! :P

Sexist and disrespectful i mean calling the 2 lovely LADIES that WB is with chicks......come on thats outrageous Roxy ;) ;)

[Roxy]

harsh but fair I think! ;)

:P

Go Billy GO!!! lol

[Roxy]

Good evening all.....

Billy here, although I'm thinking of renaming myself to 'Billy no birds!" :(

I'm sooooo pleased that this thread has become the "Hot" topic for this forum......thank god I haven't posted my picture up, I'd hate to be recognised in public :)

I am finding this dating malarky a bit puzzling.

On a recent date, we seemed to get along really well, it was fun and she was chatty and sweet. At the end we chatted in the pub car park and I told her I'd had a really nice time and would be chuffed to take her out again. To which she replied that would be nice.

Then she seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. She didn't reply to my text messages or voicemails and after a week off trying I gave up.

Roxy you women are very hard to understand, help me out here!!

BnB





Billy needs your help! [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]

[R1chie]

Billy needs your help! [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]


www.russianbrides.com

[Honda_Star]

Billy needs your help! [smiley=vrolijk_26.gif]


www.russianbrides.com

How is Mrs Richieski? ;D

[R1chie]

Busy queuing for bread

[Roxy]

ouch!

[Uber Dave]

Busy queuing for bread

Thanks for that, I nearly spat my juice out all over my desk and computer!

[Roxy]

Busy queuing for bread

Thanks for that, I nearly spat my juice out all over my desk and computer!


ha ha Dave you poor thing ;D

[Dabz]

lol I didnt realise this thread had become so popular until I just saw roxy's fb status :P

[Roxy]

Dabz, this thread has made me laugh over and over again...good on Billyboy for starting it and keeping us entertained! The guy is going to be well known amongst the WB from now on and non of us have even met him yet!! ;D

come on Billy put a picture on!

and my FB status is for another thread ;)

[finbar]

Whatever turns you on Davel ;D Better get a plastic cover for your lap(top)!!! ;D

[Scotty]

Busy queuing for bread

Thanks for that, I nearly spat my juice out all over my desk and computer!
Davel, is that a euphemism for something...? :-? :-? ::) ;)

[callum]

Hi Billy et al....

I'm happy to help and I promise to only make one plug for my website:
www.TipsForDating.co.uk :)

This is a popular post and perhaps the management team would consider me having a regular editorial spot?? We could call it 'self-development!' :)

Let me look at your email again........you stated:

"On a recent date, we seemed to get along really well, it was fun and she was chatty and sweet. At the end we chatted in the pub car park and I told her I'd had a really nice time and would be chuffed to take her out again. To which she replied that would be nice.

Then she seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. She didn't reply to my text messages or voicemails and after a week off trying I gave up."

Please, please tell me you didn't say "You're sweet" ??
I'm assuming not...... :)


The way you end a date is incredibly important stuff. Especially if you’re doing internet dating and you’ve never met that person before.
In fact it’s fair to say that if you’ve had a great first evening with a date you can undo everything in the space of less than a minute with a bad finish/close.

In the course I promote; THE SECRET ART OF ATTRACTION™ there’s a whole section on the close and what to do and it’s way too much detail to go into it all here.

What I will share with you however, is that you have to think of the end of the evening as simply a pause in the conversation. A pause in the fun!

Simply that!

Don’t look at it as a ‘gate,’ a 'bridge' to cross or a ‘hurdle’ to jump.

What most men want at the end of the evening is some kind of reassurance that she wants to see them again. It’s the whole ego stroking need that us guys have! (Roxy will know about this! And I bet she's an expert at exploiting this flaw in the male species!!)

So men say crazy/needy things like:

“Hey you’re really nice. I like you. Can I take you out again?”

This is so LAME!!

You may as well have said:

“I like you, can you do my ironing and I’m going to introduce you to my mother!”

For a woman this 100% unattractive and her emotions are going to reject you.

Remember, attraction is not something that a girl can switch on and off. It’s either there and she’s attracted to you, or it isn’t, and she can’t wait to finish the date and go home!

At the end of the date think of it as merely a pause in the conversation. Something that’s going to be continued at another time…..

A cool, confident and cheeky guy would end the evening with:

“Hey tonight was fun, I’ll drop you a text when I get a chance and you can let me know which Michelin star restaurant you want to take me to later in the week.”

You’ve got to smile as you say it.

It say’s you’re confident, fun and NOT desperate or needy!

Small steps my friend, but do this next time and you’re 100 times more likely to get a second date.


By the way, if anyone else wants some specific advice I suggest you post it here or email me at callum@tipsfordating.co.uk

It remains anonymous if you email me directly.

Weather lloks good for the weekend so I hope to see some of you guys out on the bikes! :)

Callum
www.TipsForDating.co.uk

[R1chie]

I'm happy to help and I promise to only make one plug for my website:
www.TipsForDating.co.uk :)

This is a popular post and perhaps the management team would consider me having a regular editorial spot?? We could call it 'self-development!' :)



If you can square me away with Sarah Jane Mee (less rohypnol), I'd give you your own forum.

And I make that 3 plugs for your site so far. No more please.

[callum]

I'd be happy to help.......and can coach you to become incredibly attractive to women.
As for Sarah Jane Mee, you'll have to figure out how to meet yourself......I don't think she's on Match :)
C

[Uber Dave]

Busy queuing for bread

Thanks for that, I nearly spat my juice out all over my desk and computer!
Davel, is that a euphemism for something...? :-? :-? ::) ;)

Not this time, just orange juice last night.

[slowr1der]

I'd be happy to help.......
C


Dear Callum

Many thanks for the pm with the help and advice i required. Last night was not the success i had hoped for though if i am honest with you and the wife is now talking divorce!!!!!!

The 'Spiderman' sounded great in your pm however i found that waiting till 2am when the wife was sound asleep to perform it was maybe a step too far.

Having jizzed into my hand she was less than impressed to being woken by me shouting 'Go web go' and then me flicking my wrists and my personal 'web' all over her face and hair.

The result of this little move was her screaming and shouting and as a result waking the kids and the wife needing a shower and hair wash at 210am

Can we try something a little more low key next time please?? otherwise i may really need to refer to your site

[Roxy]

What most men want at the end of the evening is some kind of reassurance that she wants to see them again. It’s the whole ego stroking need that us guys have! (Roxy will know about this! And I bet she's an expert at exploiting this flaw in the male species!!)

Callum, just for the record and to save you getting another mouthful from me in the future..refrain from making assumptions about the type of person I am and how I treat guys.


“Hey tonight was fun, I’ll drop you a text when I get a chance and you can let me know which Michelin star restaurant you want to take me to later in the week.”

to be honest, if a guy said what you had suggested at the end of a date with me, I would think he was so far up his own ar*e that I wouldn't want to see him again. I would much rather be told that he likes me, enjoyed my company and would like to do it again sometime if I wanted to...after all what's wrong with being honest...where the hell does all this game playing come from. >:(




Billy, It's up to you where you take advice from but personally I think this guy is way off the mark IMO!!!! Run for the hills billy!!! ;D

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Uber Dave]

What most men want at the end of the evening is some kind of reassurance that she wants to see them again. It’s the whole ego stroking need that us guys have! (Roxy will know about this! And I bet she's an expert at exploiting this flaw in the male species!!)

Callum, just for the record and to save you getting another mouthful from me in the future..refrain from making assumptions about the type of person I am and how I treat guys.


“Hey tonight was fun, I’ll drop you a text when I get a chance and you can let me know which Michelin star restaurant you want to take me to later in the week.”

to be honest, if a guy said what you had suggested at the end of a date with me, I would think he was so far up his own ar*e that I wouldn't want to see him again. I would much rather be told that he likes me, enjoyed my company and would like to do it again sometime if I wanted to...after all what's wrong with being honest...where the hell does all this game playing come from. >:(




Billy, It's up to you where you take advice from but personally I think this guy is way off the mark IMO!!!! Run for the hills billy!!! ;D

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

+1

Well if anything has been learnt by me tonight, it is that Roxy is not a person I should be messing with........... :-?

[slowr1der]

What most men want at the end of the evening is some kind of reassurance that she wants to see them again. It’s the whole ego stroking need that us guys have! (Roxy will know about this! And I bet she's an expert at exploiting this flaw in the male species!!)

Callum, just for the record and to save you getting another mouthful from me in the future..refrain from making assumptions about the type of person I am and how I treat guys.


“Hey tonight was fun, I’ll drop you a text when I get a chance and you can let me know which Michelin star restaurant you want to take me to later in the week.”

to be honest, if a guy said what you had suggested at the end of a date with me, I would think he was so far up his own ar*e that I wouldn't want to see him again. I would much rather be told that he likes me, enjoyed my company and would like to do it again sometime if I wanted to...after all what's wrong with being honest...where the hell does all this game playing come from. >:(




Billy, It's up to you where you take advice from but personally I think this guy is way off the mark IMO!!!! Run for the hills billy!!! ;D

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]


Totally agree with you Roxy :)

[Davey]

Dating is like sales - there is no right or wrong way to do it - it just depends on the person, situation and atmosphere. You have to be able to adjust to what is happening and the reaction - going in like a bull in a china shop doesn't work. Its being subtle with things said and watching for reactions with what is said, body language and looks. Though I haven't been on a date in years its all the same priciple as such building a rapport, trust and common bond.

Oh yeah and don't look for the 'sale' that way you'll appear desperate and it will show in your mannerisms. Though it may seem dead - don't lose faith it may just need a bit of tweeking

[slowr1der]

What most men want at the end of the evening is some kind of reassurance that she wants to see them again. It’s the whole ego stroking need that us guys have! (Roxy will know about this! And I bet she's an expert at exploiting this flaw in the male species!!)

Callum, just for the record and to save you getting another mouthful from me in the future..refrain from making assumptions about the type of person I am and how I treat guys.


“Hey tonight was fun, I’ll drop you a text when I get a chance and you can let me know which Michelin star restaurant you want to take me to later in the week.”

to be honest, if a guy said what you had suggested at the end of a date with me, I would think he was so far up his own ar*e that I wouldn't want to see him again. I would much rather be told that he likes me, enjoyed my company and would like to do it again sometime if I wanted to...after all what's wrong with being honest...where the hell does all this game playing come from. >:(




Billy, It's up to you where you take advice from but personally I think this guy is way off the mark IMO!!!! Run for the hills billy!!! ;D

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

+1

Well if anything has been learnt by me tonight, it is that Roxy is not a person I should be messing with........... :-?


Yeah i got a mouthful from her the other day as well..........she has got balls i will give her that ;D

[Nico_babe]

Well said Stu [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Roxy]

What most men want at the end of the evening is some kind of reassurance that she wants to see them again. It’s the whole ego stroking need that us guys have! (Roxy will know about this! And I bet she's an expert at exploiting this flaw in the male species!!)

Callum, just for the record and to save you getting another mouthful from me in the future..refrain from making assumptions about the type of person I am and how I treat guys.


“Hey tonight was fun, I’ll drop you a text when I get a chance and you can let me know which Michelin star restaurant you want to take me to later in the week.”

to be honest, if a guy said what you had suggested at the end of a date with me, I would think he was so far up his own ar*e that I wouldn't want to see him again. I would much rather be told that he likes me, enjoyed my company and would like to do it again sometime if I wanted to...after all what's wrong with being honest...where the hell does all this game playing come from. >:(




Billy, It's up to you where you take advice from but personally I think this guy is way off the mark IMO!!!! Run for the hills billy!!! ;D

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

+1

Well if anything has been learnt by me tonight, it is that Roxy is not a person I should be messing with........... :-?


Yeah i got a mouthful from her the other day as well..........she has got balls i will give her that ;D

Dave I think you know you're pretty safe mate :-*

and slowr1der.... ;)

LOL

[slowr1der]

something I said? Lol

[Roxy]

no not at all mate..I think you're ok! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[slowr1der]

oh no now we are gonna start the 'get a room' comments again lol

[Roxy]

and so it all begins again!!!! ;D ;)

Go Billy Go!!! ;D

[gedmib]

a room an a bottle of ether.....she never shuts up lol ..........only jokin rox

[slowr1der]

I was thinking more along the lines of a bottle of chloroform lol.....:......only messing Roxy

[Roxy]

yibbida yibbida ::)

lets hope Billyboy reads the advice!

[Ryan]

EL OH EL

[HensonA]

[quote author=callum link=1267131759/150#152 date=1268314921]

What most men want at the end of the evening is some kind of reassurance that she wants to see them again. It’s the whole ego stroking need that us guys have! (Roxy will know about this! And I bet she's an expert at exploiting this flaw in the male species!!)

Callum, just for the record and to save you getting another mouthful from me in the future..refrain from making assumptions about the type of person I am and how I treat guys.


“Hey tonight was fun, I’ll drop you a text when I get a chance and you can let me know which Michelin star restaurant you want to take me to later in the week.”

to be honest, if a guy said what you had suggested at the end of a date with me, I would think he was so far up his own ar*e that I wouldn't want to see him again. I would much rather be told that he likes me, enjoyed my company and would like to do it again sometime if I wanted to...after all what's wrong with being honest...where the hell does all this game playing come from. >:(



+1

[callum]

Roxy

How about sharing with us some interesting and useful facts about what women look for in an ideal fella....

If I asked what are the 5 most important traits you look for in a guy what woukd they be?

Oh, and I never made an assumptions about you, so apologies if that's how it came across in my email.

I come in peace :)

C

[wiltshire builders]

Roxy

How about sharing with us some interesting and useful facts about what women look for in an ideal fella....

If I asked what are the 5 most important traits you look for in a guy what woukd they be?

Oh, and I never made an assumptions about you, so apologies if that's how it came across in my email.

I come in peace :)

C

Yeah c'mon roxy help us out because, as we all know, all women are exactly the same and are looking for the same thing in a man. We could print it out as a check list when going on a date and tick each one off as we go. The woman would be powerless to resist. :D

[slowr1der]

Roxy

I come in peace :)

C


Yeah but if u pis her of mate u will be leaving in pieces ;) ;)

[Roxy]

Roxy

I come in peace :)

C


Yeah but if u pis her of mate u will be leaving in pieces ;) ;)


;D ;D

Callum you're the so called 'expert' with the company..you tell us!

[finbar]

I am in two minds over the two views displayed by Roxy and Callum.

With Callum's stance; I guess I feel uneasy with the tactics side of his arguement, ie one is trying to 'play' the person to ones advantage, but in his defence, some really great people are really crap at dating and may well need help! Must admit the bit about 'restaurants' seemed a bit poncy...but I agree with the' last minute' observation being critical! To me it sounds like a modification of good interview technique.

Roxy's stance; I guess I am in her camp, as ultimatly I would hope a potential partner would 'like what they see' and be attracted by the whole person and not an act put on to ensnare them...as any 'act' will be found out later on when the person gets to know you.

[Davey]

I am in two minds over the two views displayed by Roxy and Callum.

With Callum's stance; I guess I feel uneasy with the tactics side of his arguement, ie one is trying to 'play' the person to ones advantage, but in his defence, some really great people are really crap at dating and may well need help! Must admit the bit about 'restaurants' seemed a bit poncy...but I agree with the' last minute' observation being critical! To me it sounds like a modification of good interview technique.

Roxy's stance; I guess I am in her camp, as ultimatly I would hope a potential partner would 'like what they see' and be attracted by the whole person and not an act put on to ensnare them...as any 'act' will be found out later on when the person gets to know you.



But dating is a form of interview - instead of getting a job you get on the job at the end.

I can see things what Callum does can help as its down to boosting confidence and not having awkward silences - so can fill the space with a few cheesy lines - but they'll improve with practice and change to your personality. But like the sales academy training they may go for 2 days but if you get 2 bits of info out of the 100's given that helps you.....its worked.

For those that know me I am bold as brass and really outspoken, talk to anyone, can control conversations yet still listen - kinda a requirement of my job but I used to be shy and would prefer to be the 'grey' man - it was one of my squaddy mates that taught me how to bring out the best in me when out clubbing/ dating and now I use it in everyday life just slightly changed - I now close the sale instead of the bedroom door ;)

[Beamer]

Cor blimey.....roxy what have you got into here lmao......this is all very interesting stuff and also very amusing......i just hope everyone finds what they are looking for before they're too old to enjoy it lol....happy hunting guys and girls lol....hugs to ya roxy xx
;D

[Roxy]

Cor blimey.....roxy what have you got into here lmao......this is all very interesting stuff and also very amusing......i just hope everyone finds what they are looking for before they're too old to enjoy it lol....happy hunting guys and girls lol....hugs to ya roxy xx
;D

hugs straight back at ya chick!! :)

[Nokesy]

A friend told me last night that I should be 'internet dating' as that is was 'everyone' is doing these days! Having been in a long term relationship unti just recently, I hadn't realised how much has changed in the dating scene - I remember the days when you just met someone, got talking and the rest just followed in due course. Some friends of mine met their partners through singles events and through the internet, but they had to meet quite a few frogs before meeting their prince!!

I suppose it's all good fun really - just sounds like a lot of effort - doing profile, e-mailing, texting, meeting, etc.. etc.. I liked the good old days when everything just seemed so much easier. Anyone else had luck with internet dating?

[callum]

Hi Nokesy

Your friend is correct.
Internet dating has a number of advantages over the 'good old days' and let's consider them here:

1) You can select potential partners based on criteria that match your needs, such as education, religion, hobbies, looks etc.
2) All of this can be achieved without a lengthy conversation.
3) There's no pressure. You can email someone who you find attractive without the 'pre-match' nerves you may get when thinking of approaching someone in a bar.

And all of this can be achieved from the comfort of your own home.

My tip would be to take it easy, relax and enjoy the experience.

When you agree to meet someone, only ever agree to meet as friends, and only for a short time, say one drink. That way if the 'chemistry' is sadly missing neither of you waste loads of time.
It also take the pressure off what some people may see as a stressful situation.

Don't get hung up if someone doesn't email you back or if after a meeting they don't want to see you again. There are millions of potential partners out there and internet dating opens up the choice.

I'll be writing loads more on this subject on the free hints and tips email on my site and also the blog is scheduled to start next week so will post the details on here.

Happy internet dating.
Callum

www.TipsForDating.co.uk

[Geordie Stu]

Call me old fashioned. But, What ever happend to the art of conversation in chatting up a girl/lady having to balls to go up to them & speak.

Then crash & burn as she turns you down & mates fall about laughing. few pints try again different girl. None of this selecting girls like sweets in shop

Sing along to the tune of Madness (Baggy Trousers)
Oh what fun we had did it really seem that bad trying different ways to get a girl into your bed ;D :D ;D

[Roxy]

Hi Nokesy

Your friend is correct.
Internet dating has a number of advantages over the 'good old days' and let's consider them here:

1) You can select potential partners based on criteria that match your needs, such as education, religion, hobbies, looks etc.
2) All of this can be achieved without a lengthy conversation.
3) There's no pressure. You can email someone who you find attractive without the 'pre-match' nerves you may get when thinking of approaching someone in a bar.

And all of this can be achieved from the comfort of your own home.

My tip would be to take it easy, relax and enjoy the experience.

When you agree to meet someone, only ever agree to meet as friends, and only for a short time, say one drink. That way if the 'chemistry' is sadly missing neither of you waste loads of time.
It also take the pressure off what some people may see as a stressful situation.

Don't get hung up if someone doesn't email you back or if after a meeting they don't want to see you again. There are millions of potential partners out there and internet dating opens up the choice.

I'll be writing loads more on this subject on the free hints and tips email on my site and also the blog is scheduled to start next week so will post the details on here.

Happy internet dating.
Callum

www.TipsForDating.co.uk



there he goes again with the website plug ::)

[slowr1der]

well have u signed up yet Roxy?

[HensonA]

Should be struck off !!!!!!!! :o

[Roxy]

well have u signed up yet Roxy?


are you having a laugh?? :o ;D

[alanTDM]

Im a moderator on a UK/international biking /dating site and i can tell you now i have had a few problems to sort out and one was a very serious allegation involving two people.

It can be great and you meet loads of bikers and can travel but there are certain rules that concern safety so if you do join one read them and they apply to male /female
There has been a few past members of this website which have been on the web site i moderate on.
Nope im not saying who!

[slowr1der]

it was me I confess........

www.iamintoanalsex.com

Please don't tell anyone I could find myself in deep ****e again

[Roxy]

Slowr1der you are a nightmare!! ;D ;D

Billy has gone really quiet..you think he is ok?..I think we have frightened him off for life! well that or he has taken callum tips on board and got lucky!

[Davey]

it was me I confess........

www.iamintoanalsex.com

Please don't tell anyone I could find myself in deep ****e again

errrmmm think your using the wrong hole ;D

[Nico_babe]

Stu, will be at GW tomoz to drop bike off for service so will come over and say hi

[Davey]

Stu, will be at GW tomoz to drop bike off for service so will come over and say hi

I'm only in for about 30 mins tomorrow as on holiday......dedication going in on my day off!!!

But if you're in around 9 feel free to say hi 8-)

[slowr1der]

does that count as a date?

Its in the dating tips thread.

What do u think Roxy lol

[Nico_babe]

Nah a date would need to be longer than 30 min LOL LOL [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Roxy]

Do you know what slowr1der......I think the words are...

GET A ROOM GUYS!!!! pmsl!!!

[Nico_babe]

30 min!! Hardly worth the room. Stu, I will meet you in the store room bud [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[slowr1der]

Lol I am only messing tis all good fun

Roxy u had best get ur makeup just right on Sunday if u want me to take ya out again ya know lol

[Davey]

30 min!! Hardly worth the room. Stu, I will meet you in the store room bud [smiley=thumbsup.gif]


Its a date lol [smiley=thumbsup.gif] ;)

[slowr1der]

lol nice one Stu.

When is ur Op mate?

[Roxy]

Lol I am only messing tis all good fun

Roxy u had best get ur makeup just right on Sunday if u want me to take ya out again ya know lol

make up and lucky knickers! LOL ;) ;D

[Davey]

lol nice one Stu.

When is ur Op mate?

Seeing shoulder specialist on Monday and hopefully get told then as they want to see if it can be done by keyhole or have to rip me open :'(

[slowr1der]

ok dude well keep us posted

[slowr1der]

Lol I am only messing tis all good fun

Roxy u had best get ur makeup just right on Sunday if u want me to take ya out again ya know lol

make up and lucky knickers! LOL ;) ;D

How disappointin.......... U wear knickers lol

[Roxy]

I feel another 'get a room' comment coming on!!!! ::) pmsl

[billybiker]

Hello everyone.....

I guess you want to know what's been happening in my love life...... :)

The sun seems to have been shining!! And I'm now dating the lovely Angie. So far so good, we've been seeing each other for a couple of weeks and it's going really well :)

After all of my previous catastrophic disasters I tried a very different approach....and bizarrely it worked.....

Billy

[igbell]

Sweet glad to hear it..

[slowr1der]

Yes mate some women just love taking it that way........u just never know till ya give it a go

[Jacde]

So there's hope for us all then??? [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Roxy]

Sweet, well done billyboy, I was beginning to think we had frightened you off!! But thats great news [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

roxy

[Uber Dave]

Care to share the winning technique?

[slowr1der]

I reckon she wore the strap-on [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Roxy]

ha ha you boys make me laugh! ::)

go billy go!

maybe he will be on a ride out and we can ask angie ourselves!! ;)

roxy

[Nokesy]

I've never met you Billybiker but I am very happy for you! I'll keep my fingers crossed it works out!! :)

[Jacde]

:) I 2nd that Nokesy

[BB]

Yes, good luck Billy! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

BB

[finbar]

Good luck with your relationship! You got there in the end! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

[Beamer]

well done to billy lol ;D

[charlie]

I've followed this thread with interest. Thanks all for a great read and well done to Billy for starting it!

On your new relationship - Nice one billy, but what was the tactic that worked in the end??

:) :)

[finbar]

And when this one goes to rat-**** as they all do Billy. You will be way better at getting into the next doomed relationship... so you can start the cycle of joy and crushing disappointment that much quicker! :'( ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

I think I need a hug! ;D

[Roxy]

And when this one goes to rat-**** as they all do Billy. You will be way better at getting into the next doomed relationship... so you can start the cycle of joy and crushing disappointment that much quicker! :'( ;D [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

I think I need a hug! ;D


OMG Finbar you very nearly made me feel a tiny bit sorry for you then...but I thought better of it and just laughed! ;D

like I said on jaydee's thread, I really think you should get some help mate... sounds like you're screaming inside! ;D

roxy

[Ryan]

wiltshiredaters.co.uk

lmfao @ roxys comment above ::)

[finbar]

Thanks! will do! [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

[billybiker]

Hello again everyone.....

....and to all the ladies here I'm officially 'back on the market!'

:'(

Sadly the lovely Angie turned out to be not so lovely so we're no longer the happy couple and here I am pouring my heart out to you guys.

Ahhh well the sun is shining, the forecast for the weekend is great and hopefully I'll get some mmiles under those tyres.

I hope you're all having fun.

B

[Davey]

Well after recent events I have been reading up as single for the 1st time since 1999! Stocked up on my Rohypnol etc and see how it goes! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

But really in my head I'm thinking feck it I can do what I like when I want and no ties ready to shoot off abroad to live within the next 12 months - stay single its great 8-) Apart from the cooking and cleaning bit >:(

[Morticia]

I thought you were all loved up Stu, what happened?!!?

And Billy, cliche it is, but true too, you're better off without her. The right one will come along, don't give up!

[Davey]

I thought you were all loved up Stu, what happened?!!?



We split up - grew apart so she said :-/ Plus it didn't help with all the other stress that was going on at the time. At least now I can go to anywhere in the world to work/ live - just need to fix my leg so I can get diving again and get my qualifications asap

[Roxy]

OH NO.... :( Billy what went wrong mate??? I was expecting an invite to the wedding as we had not heard from you for so long.

Sorry to hear it didn't work out, all I can suggest is for you to get on your bike and come out with us... We are all off to Wales this weekend. 0900 Saturday aust services ! It will be a fab weekend.. Failing that see you on a ride out soon mate!

Keep smiling

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Morticia]

I thought you were all loved up Stu, what happened?!!?



We split up - grew apart so she said :-/ Plus it didn't help with all the other stress that was going on at the time. At least now I can go to anywhere in the world to work/ live - just need to fix my leg so I can get diving again and get my qualifications asap

Sorry dude....If you want her back, give her a month to chill, she'll miss you like mad and she'll be happy to get back. If you're not that bothered, enjoy being single, sounds like you haven't had the pleasure/curse (delete as applicable, LOL) for way too long!

[Davey]

I thought you were all loved up Stu, what happened?!!?



We split up - grew apart so she said :-/ Plus it didn't help with all the other stress that was going on at the time. At least now I can go to anywhere in the world to work/ live - just need to fix my leg so I can get diving again and get my qualifications asap

Sorry dude....If you want her back, give her a month to chill, she'll miss you like mad and she'll be happy to get back. If you're not that bothered, enjoy being single, sounds like you haven't had the pleasure/curse (delete as applicable, LOL) for way too long!


I've done too much running about and trying to please (bloody women keep moving the goal posts lol) I'm going to have a go at this single lark for a while seems fun [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Nokesy]

It is fun Stu! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] You can please yourself whenever you like with no-one to answer to - highly recommend it for the Summer at least! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Nokesy]

Sorry to hear you and Angie are no more Billybiker but it's gonna be a beautiful Summer so get out there on your bike and enjoy it! :) As Roxy said the right one will come along when it's time! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Morticia]

It is fun Stu! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] You can please yourself whenever you like with no-one to answer to - highly recommend it for the Summer at least! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]


Well, that's exactly what I do, yet I'm not single. Whoever says that a relationship means answering to someone doesn't know what love is.

[Morticia]

I thought you were all loved up Stu, what happened?!!?



We split up - grew apart so she said :-/ Plus it didn't help with all the other stress that was going on at the time. At least now I can go to anywhere in the world to work/ live - just need to fix my leg so I can get diving again and get my qualifications asap

Sorry dude....If you want her back, give her a month to chill, she'll miss you like mad and she'll be happy to get back. If you're not that bothered, enjoy being single, sounds like you haven't had the pleasure/curse (delete as applicable, LOL) for way too long!


I've done too much running about and trying to please (bloody women keep moving the goal posts lol) I'm going to have a go at this single lark for a while seems fun [smiley=thumbsup.gif]


We are, after all, fickle creatures. Enjoy singlehood, and be safe. Lots of nasties out there.

[CBRowner]

I thought you were all loved up Stu, what happened?!!?



We split up - grew apart so she said :-/ Plus it didn't help with all the other stress that was going on at the time. At least now I can go to anywhere in the world to work/ live - just need to fix my leg so I can get diving again and get my qualifications asap

Sorry dude....If you want her back, give her a month to chill, she'll miss you like mad and she'll be happy to get back. If you're not that bothered, enjoy being single, sounds like you haven't had the pleasure/curse (delete as applicable, LOL) for way too long!


I've done too much running about and trying to please (bloody women keep moving the goal posts lol) I'm going to have a go at this single lark for a while seems fun [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Just imagine how much more money you'll have to yourself as well.

Also you'll be able to sit on your sofa in your boxers watching the footy with a beer in one hand whilst scratching your n*ts with the other. Being able to leave the toilet seat up, farting without getting a lecture, eating take-aways without being told you've let yourself go.#

Single life's f**king bliss mate [smiley=thumbsup.gif] :D

[mcicy]

Ask questions, be yourself and relax, being tense always shows as you'll lose your place and keep asking the same thing over and over again

[Morticia]

Emlyn, no wonder you're single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO


[smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] :D ;D

[CBRowner]

Emlyn, no wonder you're single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO


[smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] :D ;D

I also have my caring side and I know how to treat ladies with respect :)

I'm a big softy at heart :)

[Nokesy]

You have just about redeemed yourself there Emlyn and narrowly avoided never dating anyone from WB's!! ;D

[CBRowner]

I'm the perfect gentleman around ladies and often treat them like the princesses they are.

I thought I'd let Stu know that there are certain plus's to being a single male in this metro sexual world we live in :)

[Morticia]

Emlyn, no wonder you're single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO


[smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] :D ;D

I also have my caring side and I know how to treat ladies with respect :)

I'm a big softy at heart :)



Yeah, except when not scratching your balls and farting LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

I'm actually hidding behind the desk at work cos I'm laughing so much I'm scaring people! ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Nokesy]

To be fair - all men do it - just some do it in public and some, like Emlyn, at least save it for when they are home alone!! ;D

[Toph]

any of you old enough to remember Brut splash on??? I remember in my youth splashing some on my "undercarriage" .......... :D :'( :'( :o don't do it guys!!! ;D

[Nokesy]

That would definitely rule out any 'oral' then! :P ;D Yuck!! :o

[CBRowner]

any of you old enough to remember Brut splash on??? I remember in my youth splashing some on my "undercarriage" .......... :D :'( :'( :o don't do it guys!!! ;D

I wa old enough to know that that was a silly idea!

I was more of a hero fan but that's cos I loved the adverts and it made me popular with the ladies.

Then my teens really kicked in and I had a lady drought until I was about 20 :(

[Toph]

That would definitely rule out any 'oral' then! :P ;D Yuck!! :o
what's this "oral" you mentioned Nokesy!!! is that when you talk about it!!! ;D ;D ;)

[Nokesy]

ummmmm..... yes, that's right Toph!!! ;D ;) I'm far too innocent to be talking about anything else! ;D

[Toph]

I'm off for a cold shower!!!!! ;D

[CBRowner]

I think the last few replies have more to do with what to do after you've secured your 3rd date ;D