oh dear !!

[Col]

Heart FM question on Friday morning...

Who is Samantha Camerons husband ?

Contestant.............. TOM CRUISE :o :o ::)

Be very careful Folks as They are are out there ;D

[Nelly]

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Jon_W]

;D ;D ;D

[Col]

Eeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It gets worse :o

In pub on Sat. night there was a group of teachers [PE though I think] camping from Oxford.

A velly nice blondie at the bar starts trying to get a discount on shots of sambuca which was entertainment enough but she then says.......

...'Not sure where we are......is this Wales??'

There is no hope :'(

[Roxy]

lol that's funny!!

like you said, they are out there! :o

Roxy x

[BB]

It could have been worse - they could have been geography teachers! :D

BB

[redken1]

It could have been worse - they could have been geography teachers! :D

BB
;D ;D ;D
You say that Judy, when we lived in Scotland my son called the test centre to book his car test and advised the young lady on the other end of the phone that he lived in Inverness. She replied, "Is that near Manchester?" ;D

[BB]

:o

Mind you, we have Scotland & Ireland not far from Trowbridge so there could be an Inverness near Manchester... :D

BB

[wiltshire builders]

Flying into Newark airport, New Jersey, we passed the George Washington bridge. The man behind me rather loudly exclaimed that it was the Golden Gate bridge. The ensuing silence was only broken by 3 lads from the west country pissing themselves laughing.

Only 3,000 miles out!

[Col]

Question:- 19 x 2 ?

Contestant:- 36 :o

Question:- New York is known as 'The Big ? '

Contestant:- errrrr Bang

:-? :-?..........Doctor !!!!!!!!