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a certain person lost his virginity on saturday.....to a bloody big honking bird! blew his heavy load all over her breast he claims! said it was lovely the next day!
cue said person to elaborate........ ;D
Don't think I really wanted to know that thanks >:( :o
I suspect it's just some big kids talk about something totally innocuous to wind people up ::)
Put it this way, Caz, it had better be!
BB
oh yes ive heard all about this ! ;D
Squashed_Fly
26-09-11, 08:36 PM
Shooting trip perchance? lol
BladeTriple
27-09-11, 12:01 PM
Don't think I really wanted to know that thanks >:( :o
+1
get your minds out the gutter ladies! im on about a goose!
oh ok - why didn't you say that :-?
sorry caz, i cant help having a sence of homour,all be it a bit of a rubbish 1! no offence intended atall, and to finish well done to jaydee on your marksman ship
BladeTriple
27-09-11, 03:31 PM
Not a fan of hunting either ! ;) Give the goose a gun and even the sides up 8-)
Squashed_Fly
27-09-11, 05:12 PM
Not a fan of hunting either ! ;) Give the goose a gun and even the sides up 8-)
Have you ever seen a goose trying to shoot? They'd end up killing themselves.....
BladeTriple
27-09-11, 11:10 PM
They're even worse escaping from F14 jets , last Goose I saw do that broke his neck after a flat spin :-(
jonnydangerous
28-09-11, 08:31 AM
yup, biggest fattest bird i could find......... she tasted lovely.
now Ross, are you going to tell people that yours was MALE!....did HE taste nice????..... ;)
:-[ oh no.....MY secret is out! ;D ;D ;D
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