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goz1960
09-05-12, 10:29 AM
Had a bad day at work yesterday about 10.30 in the morning had a prisoner (Prison officer) in for a mandatory drug test as he was under suspicion of using drugs. Said he could not provide and was given some water and put in a holding room. About 1/2 hour latter said he could now provide and was given the sample bottle, we could see that he had a bottle in his hand and asked him to hand it over, at this point he threw the urine in my face. As I said bad day at work.
wiltshire builders
09-05-12, 11:16 AM
You're taking the piss! ;D
Mitch9128
09-05-12, 11:42 AM
Think that's bad, people always used to piss in your pint in the NAAFI at one unit i was at, turn your back and the pint was suddenly warm... :o Now that is taking the piss!!!
Swanny
09-05-12, 11:45 AM
Actually urine therapy is widely used around the world so he might have done you some good ;D


Rather you than me doing a job like that, wouldn't you rather have a nice job??
Mitch9128
09-05-12, 11:47 AM
If it's good enough for Bear...
Swanny
09-05-12, 11:50 AM
http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/urine.htm

They say it's great for the skin and is used in cosmetics.
How's your face?? Do you suddenly have boyish good looks?? ;D
Dan505
09-05-12, 01:03 PM
thats beyond grim, as for drinking Mitch, what you owning up to? ;)
goz1960
09-05-12, 09:27 PM
Yes its all rather funny till its thrown in your face :-?
Dan505
09-05-12, 09:38 PM
you did tell us! lay a gift in the lags pillow case and see how he likes it
wiltshire builders
09-05-12, 10:06 PM
Yes its all rather funny till its thrown in your face :-?
I think wee all agree that If you're looking for somewhere to have (a)moan(ia) then i'm afraid urine the wrong place. You need to take more care and look after Number 1.


(I hope you're smiling by now about it. Can't have been nice.)
Dan505
09-05-12, 10:09 PM
thats class
goz1960
09-05-12, 10:15 PM
I suppose when we restrained him in his own piss it did put a smile on my face ;)
Col
15-05-12, 02:27 AM
huh!! why waste your time and tax money with 'under suspicion' as reckon that'd be evident p.d.q.--is it of monumental importance as there seems to be always somat about drugs available in prisons ?

Presume nothing happened to the little darling after the event as a punishment :-? like 100 lashes mr christian
;D