Give us a break - ban this book!

[redken1]

According to a report I was reading today, Viagra prescriptions have gone through the roof in recent months costing the NHS £millions.

Some analysts reckon the bad weather has attributed to the higher demand for the wonder-drug, but I have a sneaky suspicion it has more to do with massive sales of the ‘Hard’ back, “Fifty shades of grey.” :o

No more limp excuses in the bedroom lads it’s time to stand-up and be counted!!! ;) ;D

[Nokesy]

And what a good read it is too!!! ;D Onto the 3rd and final one in series!!

[cerruti]

Man up Redken! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Already read all 3 of them... mighty fine they were too.... now, where did I leave oldfatboy tied up? ::)

[Mitch9128]

9 months from now the population will rocket.

[redken1]

9 months from now the population will rocket.

Mitch, you must be getting plenty because I've just noticed you've changed colour. ;) ;D ;D ;D

[Nikki]

According to a report I was reading today, Viagra prescriptions have gone through the roof in recent months costing the NHS £millions.

Some analysts reckon the bad weather has attributed to the higher demand for the wonder-drug, but I have a sneaky suspicion it has more to do with massive sales of the ‘Hard’ back, “Fifty shades of grey.” :o

No more limp excuses in the bedroom lads it’s time to stand-up and be counted!!! ;) ;D


;D ;D ;D ;D

I've just got the book and cant put it down! It's brilliant ;) ;D ;D ;D

[Hazel-nut]

I havnt read them and to be honest I'm not sure I want to :-/ I already have a couple of good books on the go :P

[Nokesy]

I havnt read them and to be honest I'm not sure I want to :-/ I already have a couple of good books on the go :P

TRUST ME Hazel!!! You should!! There are 'good' books are there are 'great' books!! ;)

[Gerry]

Was in Sainsburys this evening and walking by a stand I heard a woman laughing to another she was with and in a loud voice she said "why are you buying two" ? The woman replied "I'm buying one for you as well" lol

She was clutching two books as they went by !

You guessed it ;)

G :)

[Dabz]

If that's what it takes to get people reading its a good thing I guess. Never ever seen any other Facebook statuses about books, now there's one every few mins.

Turns out women need porn to make them read....

[bobf279]

I agree the book(s) should be banned, I need some sleep :-[

[Dan505]

Would the women accept it and tolerate us talking openly if Razzle became a big hit :D

[Swanny]

9 months from now the population will rocket.

Mitch, you must be getting plenty because I've just noticed you've changed colour. ;) ;D ;D ;D
He's gone invisible now :o

[redken1]

Just a word of caution to any male bikers on here who may be about to use Viagra.

Don’t leave the pills under your pillow over night as apparently, you can wake up with a stiff neck. ;) :o

That’s what my mate told me anyway. :D ;D

[Mitch9128]

Have you tried the Viagra eye drops Ken?


They make you look hard.

[Geordie Stu]

What's wrong with good old fashioned porn.... ::) ;D ;D

[cerruti]

What's wrong with good old fashioned porn.... ::) ;D ;D

Its mostly aimed at men ::)

Besides, a lot of ladies don't really enjoy watching it but are quite happy to read it and build their own mental images ;)

[Mitch9128]

Women are too classy to watch porn...However they'll read the feck out of it!!!

[voodoo]

can't say i'm interested in reading it but my missus is part way through the second one and if she calls me mr grey at the vital moment then words will be had ;D

[Beamer]

Women are too classy to watch porn...However they'll read the feck out of it!!!




A certain person said it is the only porn they could reach in the shop....all the other stuff is on the top shelf hehehe ;D ;D ;D

[Ducatista]

I'm suprised you guys are all complaining TBH ;)

[Squashed_Fly]

I wasn't, until the wife decided we should "do something interesting with the cellar...."

[BB]

Books like this have been around for years, nothing new really. It's just people admit to reading them now and are terrified of being seen as boring if they don't read them or simply want to see what all the fuss is about. There is also the peer pressure of 'enjoying' reading them cos if you don't you must be boring or a prude. A couple of women I know have read them and said they are ok but wouldn't recommend spending money buying them. Says it all really.

BB

[Ducatista]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/men-puzzled-by-porn-that-you-read-2012061931006

MALES are deeply confused by a new sort of pornography that is both for women and made of words.

E L James’s novel 50 Shades of Grey, which has smashed paperback sales records, is simultaneously more extreme than men’s own sexual fantasies and requires the user to hold it with both hands.

[SupeRDel]

Do they do a copy with pictures... :D

[redken1]

Do they do a copy with pictures... :D

;D ;D ;D You played right into the female's hands with that one Del. ;D