Things that should never be seen/put together

[Kevinb]

Thought I would start another topic of things you think should never be seen/put together

Starter :- a suit and trainers

[QB1]

Middle aged male presenters with fat bellies and Top Gear - oh dear what a state Mr C was on this weeks Top Gear :o :'(

[redken1]

Politicians and promises. ::)

[Kevinb]

A cruiser and one piece racing leathers

[Conehead]

Fuel and money

[Last Train]

Rice burners and rim tape

[Lou]

Jam and peanut butter...just wrong! :)

[Conehead]

Sandals and socks

[Jon_W]

Beer and Ebay.

[Snowy]

Beer and Ebay.

;D ;D ;D

Agree with that one.

[Snowy]

Jam and peanut butter...just wrong! :)

Noooooooo....wonderful combi ;D ;D

[QB1]

Beer and Ebay.

Late nights, wine and Ebay :o

[redken1]

Sex and Garlic – can cause irritation :o :o :o

[Scotty]

Sex and chillis - can bring tears to the eyes.... :'(

[Scotty]

Full face helmets and sunglasses

(This should stir up a few, waits for response from indignant wearers of said combination...)

[QB1]

Full face helmets and sunglasses

(This should stir up a few, waits for response from indignant wearers of said combination...)

Why? ::) ::)

from a wearer of said combination (not indignant though ;D)

[Snowy]

Full face helmets and sunglasses

(This should stir up a few, waits for response from indignant wearers of said combination...)

I wear sunglasses with my full face helmet - I have to as they are prescription glasses and can't go to Wales again if I don't wear them as I can't see further than 50ft without them. I also have sensitive blue eyes due to my ancestry and often have to use my internal sun visor at the same time as the sunglasses in order to prevent squinting and the formation of crows feet which I don't want or need ;) ;D ;D

Oh, and I am indignant ;D ;D ;D

[Nelly]

Beefburger and horse ;D ;D ;D ;D

[QB1]

Full face helmets and sunglasses

(This should stir up a few, waits for response from indignant wearers of said combination...)

I wear sunglasses with my full face helmet - I have to as they are prescription glasses and can't go to Wales again if I don't wear them as I can't see further than 50ft without them. I also have sensitive blue eyes due to my ancestry and often have to use my internal sun visor at the same time as the sunglasses in order to prevent squinting and the formation of crows feet which I don't want or need ;) ;D ;D

Oh, and I am indignant ;D ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D 8-)

[Nelly]

John Major and Edwina Currie....

Now that was just wrong!! :o

[BB]

John Major and Edwina Currie....

Now that was just wrong!! :o

Agreed :o

[wiltshire builders]

Jedward

[redken1]

John Major and Edwina Currie....

Now that was just wrong!! :o


+10 :o :o :o :o

[redken1]

Beefburger and horse ;D ;D ;D ;D


Tesco and Findus seem to think they do :-? ;D

[Geordie Stu]

Cockney sounding Scotsman supporting Man Utd.
Sorry Ken ;D

[Geordie Stu]

Tin foil in a microwave

[Scotty]

Full face helmets and sunglasses

(This should stir up a few, waits for response from indignant wearers of said combination...)

Why? ::) ::)

from a wearer of said combination (not indignant though ;D)
You have to ask why, yet didn't question the socks and sandals combo??? Same reason... ;)

[Squashed_Fly]

Beefburger and horse ;D ;D ;D ;D

I don't know... I'm quite missing the horse burgers. You wait for the price of burgers to quadruple over the summer, yet it'll still be lips and flaps. Just cow ones instead. They won't increase in quality, just price!

[Last Train]

Cockney sounding Scotsman supporting Man Utd.
Sorry Ken ;D

;D

[redken1]

Cockney sounding Scotsman supporting Man Utd.
Sorry Ken ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D

[Wes]

Rice burners and rim tape
I resemble that remark ;D

[wiltshire builders]

Rice burners and rim tape
Put more water in the pan and use a lower heat.

[Vee4 Gaz]

Policeman with a speed gun.

[Kevinb]

Priests and children >:(

[redken1]

A few more;

Banksters and our savings >:(
Private Energy Companies and compassion >:(
Stockings, suspenders and furry slippers :o
Drunken former partners attending your wedding :-[
Footballers that look like Shrek (no names lol) with stunning wives (golddiggers?) :(
Big bald fat ugly old bikers on fast bikes – hang on a minute :-?

:D :P ;D

[Jon_W]

A few more;

Banksters and our savings >:(
Private Energy Companies and compassion >:(
Stockings, suspenders and furry slippers :o
Drunken former partners attending your wedding :-[
Footballers that look like Shrek (no names lol) with stunning wives (golddiggers?) :(
Big bald fat ugly old bikers on fast bikes – hang on a minute :-?

:D :P ;D


One of those may be conteversial.... ;D

[Kevinb]

Motorcycle and brick wall

[Dennis_Sinanan]

The words "Hey look at me!" shortly followed by "Oh sh*t!" ;D

or even the thought:
"They will all be impressed when I do this" followed by "I don't know what when wrong, hope no one was looking! Ouch! Hope nothing is broken!" ;D ;D

[DaytonaDog]

Pensioners and night clubs!!!!

[Bloodtubz]

urine and electricity!!

[majodude]

Rom Coms and blokes!!!

[Kevinb]

Bald heads and wigs

[Rabb]

urine and electricity!!

When I was 15 I went on a youth hosteling / walking holiday interailing across Europe.
We were in the black forest in Germany and one guy in our party was desperate for a pee.
We were about 10 miles from the closest toilets so he decided to take a pee on a wire fence which lined the forest track. It was the loudest scream I have ever heard - he was peeing on an electric fence and it shook him to the core!
Ouch!!! :-) :-) :-)

[Gooz]

Ginger men and attractive Women :)

Like it would ever happen pmsl!

[Gooz]

helmets and black pudding ........x

[Gooz]

Gooz and the general public

[Goldie]

helmets and black pudding ........x
Gooz and bollocks still in the little bag they're stored in :-*

[Gooz]

Ive never stored my bollocks in you goldie ???? oh the other little bag pmsl :) x

[Goldie]

Ive never stored my bollocks in you goldie ???? oh the other little bag pmsl :) x
yep, make the most of their little bag, when I see you next they're going to be where they descended from in your stomach ;D :o ;D

[Beamer]

Ok so the title is 'things that should never be seen/put together

well I know 2 things that will never ever be seen together......

Beamer on a factory built bike with no modifications hahahaha