Fit Blokes !

[HC8]

Eye have a brill idea!

Seeing as all the blokes here have some sort of appreciation society going on (see amante quote re GB)
i think we should do a WI style calender with the blokes laid in 'strategic' positions over their bikes

Us girls could do the photography ;)

oh and it would raise funds ;D ;D 8-)

[Scott_W]

I'm sure it thread will end up the muppet section sooner or later! ;)

As for posing for a calendar, hmmmm........... no ta! ;D

[GixerBoy]

Perv! :o ;) ;D

[Mac]

Tell me how many u could sell and i'll look into it....

And have u seen pics of the blokes off here??

Speaking of funds I was talking to BB this morning about fund raising...i had the idea of getting GB into the kitchen and baking some cakes...

But all serious suggestions welcome.

[Scott_W]

Mac, what are you saying?!?!?!

We're all extremely handsome chaps on here..... well in our own minds we are anyway! :D

[GixerBoy]

But,but,I can't cook!!! :o :'(

[HC8]

Mac, what are you saying?!?!?!

We're all extremely handsome chaps on here..... well in our own minds we are anyway! :D

see thats what i figured - I'd buy one :)

[bazzashazza]

you wouldn't say no if it was the other way round and it was a ladies calendar! i think its a great idea ;)

[Mac]

True Bazza...

So we have 12 months in a year...who are u proposing takes part and what month will they represent?
lol

[GixerBoy]

Uh oh........ :o

[Scott_W]

Oh crumbs, this is starting to look like a bad idea!!!! :o :o

[bazzashazza]

True Bazza...

So we have 12 months in a year...who are u proposing takes part and what month will they represent?
lol


hmmm well since i haven't met u all yet i'm not sure but i bet us girlies will come up with a solution ;)

[BB]

Yesss! Sounds like a truly excelent idea! come on boys get your kit off names listed!

BB

[Scott_W]

Seeing as I'm not from Wiltshire I'm not included in this calendar! :D

[bazzashazza]

nice try, but ur still part of the WB forum so u can't get out of it!!

[onfire23]

Remember sometime ago think it was on Fast Bikes, few (male) riders removed articles of clothing apart from their boxers. rode around town got some funny looks. :-[ Believe it was part of a test to see how vulnerable one feels when riding a motorcycle with out protection ( rubbers)

I would be up for it not the funny looks get those all the time :-[ :-[

[BB]

Took the words off my fingers!

[Scott_W]

nice try, but ur still part of the WB forum so u can't get out of it!!

Yes I can as it's hard work for me to get to Wiltshire to meet up for things like this! :P

[GixerBoy]

Not a chance.....Health & Safety,sorry..... :o :P :D ;)

[BB]

Not a chance.....Health & Safety,sorry..... :o :P :D ;)

Whaat? who's health & safety?

[Mac]

I think the females who buy it.... dont want them fainting etc with GBs good looks...

[BB]

You'll be on it won't you Mac? :D

[Mac]

MMM...hadn't thought about it... Theres plenty of males out there...
Dabz
Richie
Gixer Paul,
Rich aka baldspeed
Gixerboy
Onfire
V Twin
R6 Neo
Bluebiker
Gav
Furry
Mike
Timmartin
Pete....

the list goes on...think u'll find i'm not needed...phew!

[BB]

We can always photograph you two at a time, no need to feel left out! :D

[Mac]

Ha!
Just thought of a reason...i dont 'own' a bike at the mo...sorry...how gutted am I ! lol ;D

[BB]

Ha!
Just thought of a reason...i dont 'own' a bike at the mo...sorry...how gutted am I ! lol ;D

I'm sure someone would lend you one! no probs!

[HC8]

Ha!
Just thought of a reason...i dont 'own' a bike at the mo...sorry...how gutted am I ! lol ;D

i;m sure somebody will lend you something to drape yourself over!

[Mac]

But its a calender of WB members and their bikes.... No good for me...sorry.

[bazzashazza]

nice try, but ur still part of the WB forum so u can't get out of it!!

Yes I can as it's hard work for me to get to Wiltshire to meet up for things like this! :P


excuses, excuses!

[BB]

But its a calender of WB members and their bikes.... No good for me...sorry.

I'm sure we could arrange for you to be draped over your dream machine if you haven't got your own by then! ;)

[Mac]

ok ok...isnt that new Ducati being released in 2007...?? Gives me a bit of breathing space..... ;);D

[Scott_W]

And plenty of time for heading to the gym to make sure the muscles look good!

[HC8]

Not a chance.....Health & Safety,sorry..... :o :P :D ;)

look its this or your cooking :P :P ;D

[lottie]

oohh I wanna be on the sidelines to see this, semi clothed men, very good idea!! can I be the wardrobe assistant, no no looks awful, take it off ........

[onfire23]

oohh I wanna be on the sidelines to see this, semi clothed men, very good idea!! can I be the wardrobe assistant, no no looks awful, take it off ........

thongs a good idea! :-* ;D ;D 8-)

[Scott_W]

oohh I wanna be on the sidelines to see this, semi clothed men, very good idea!! can I be the wardrobe assistant, no no looks awful, take it off ........

thongs a good idea! :-* ;D ;D 8-)

:o :o :o :o :o

Admin - can we get a vomit smiley please? The thought of onfire in a thong has just brought up my lunch! ;) ;D

[onfire23]

So you did think about it, bit Gay tendencies?? :P :-[
;D ;D ;D ;)

[HC8]

oohh I wanna be on the sidelines to see this, semi clothed men, very good idea!! can I be the wardrobe assistant, no no looks awful, take it off ........

Grrreat we've got the 'volunteers' helpers, wardrobe assistant, photographer - me

now all we need is a location

and you blokes to turn up/take your kit off/and lean over the bike! ;)

and snap away

[onfire23]

Will bend over for anything female as long as you Slap away :-* ;D ;D ;D
;)

[BB]

oohh I wanna be on the sidelines to see this, semi clothed men, very good idea!! can I be the wardrobe assistant, no no looks awful, take it off ........

Who said anything about semi clothes? Well, ok then, maybe a bit of leather.... :D

[Mac]

I think us blokes are thinking...'we'll do it...if u do it first'....

Right guys??

[onfire23]

I thought that only happens on 18-30 hols..wet t-shirts :'( :'( :'( :'(
That counts me out..old git :-[
;D ;D ;D ;)

[HC8]

oohh I wanna be on the sidelines to see this, semi clothed men, very good idea!! can I be the wardrobe assistant, no no looks awful, take it off ........

Who said anything about semi clothes? Well, ok then, maybe a bit of leather.... :D

BB

I was thinking of a helmet and some gloves in strategic places ;)

and anyone with a nice bum could wear chaps :P ;D

[BB]

HC8

That sounds good to me! There are one or two nice bums on WB ;)


BB

[HC8]

I think us blokes are thinking...'we'll do it...if u do it first'....

Right guys??

aw Mac don't be such a defeatist Onfire has already volunteered and we'll twist GB's & Scotts arms and anyone else who needs twisting.

besides its always girlies who are doing this - its about time blokes stepped up to the stand !

[Mac]

I think us blokes are thinking...'we'll do it...if u do it first'....

Right guys??

aw Mac don't be such a defeatist Onfire has already volunteered and we'll twist GB's & Scotts arms and anyone else who needs twisting.

besides its always girlies who are doing this - its about time blokes stepped up to the stand !


When have the WB girlies done anything like this??????

[HC8]

I didn't specifically mean WB girlies i meant girlies in general eg Page 3, FHM etc etc

ok ok ok if you really are that bashful :o you could be the runner on our photoshoot

[Foo]

and I think all the girlies on the site have to 'vet' the photo's :D

[b_1_rd]

You'll need a vet after looking at them!

[ChantelleT]

wow am i glad i stumbled into this thread... :) just think guys, those that voluteer will have a whole career mapped out. First a calender, then you'l be dancing to 'you sexy thing' at the county ground, then who knows... could be a global phenominom. All the women will be sending you their underwear. soon it will be WB who? :'(

[lucy_lou]

Crikey!!!

I haven't been on this site for quite a while....and just look what I've been missing...... Won't stay away so long in future!!

Looking forward to buying my copy!!

Lucy x

[onfire23]

I think us blokes are thinking...'we'll do it...if u do it first'....

Right guys??

aw Mac don't be such a defeatist Onfire has already volunteered and we'll twist GB's & Scotts arms and anyone else who needs twisting.

besides its always girlies who are doing this - its about time blokes stepped up to the stand !


Quite right I'll do anything to get my kit off :-[ in the name of Fame! :-* :-*
;) ;D ;D ;D ;D

[b_1_rd]

....Looking forward to buying my copy!!

Well that's 4 copies sold! only another 8 and it'll be worth doing a whole year! ;)

[BB]

which month you doing B_1_rd?

[b_1_rd]

depends on my fee!

[SkyJawa]

MMM...hadn't thought about it... Theres plenty of males out there...
Dabz
Richie
Gixer Paul,
Rich aka baldspeed
Gixerboy
Onfire
V Twin
R6 Neo
Bluebiker
Gav
Furry
Mike
Timmartin
Pete....

the list goes on...think u'll find i'm not needed...phew!

Well thats fecking charming that is :P Still would mean I get out if it as theres more than 12 there!!!! :P ;D

[SkyJawa]

So its all well and good getting kit off and sprawling over bikes, but where do they rest their beer guts - on the tank?

[BB]

So its all well and good getting kit off and sprawling over bikes, but where do they rest their beer guts - on the tank?

I thought you did anyway?

As I said before we can always put two of you on a page...

[b_1_rd]

So its all well and good getting kit off and sprawling over bikes, but where do they rest their beer guts - on the tank?

I thought you did anyway?

As I said before we can always put two of you on a page...


That sounds a bit.....weird! No close posing!

Yeah! see my name wasn't on that list either Sky, so we're safe!

[BB]

Safe? I don't think so!

[Amante_271]

Expect mine was left off on perpose...... :'( :'(

Nobody loves me!...... :'(

:-/ I cant help wondering how I could pose on a mini-moto! A contridiction in terms surely!

[R1chie]

and I think all the girlies on the site have to 'vet' the photo's :D

steady there geek burd.................but you aren't made of wood so I guess it's a natural request.

so...............helmets out as well ladies?? ;)

[blurbiker247]

WELL WELL WELL, now the true colours are shineing through!!!!!
to save all the fuss and arguments, It should be decreed by "D MANAGEMENT" that you pose for the month of your birth........get it? Birthday boys in there birthday suit! as i'm December at least i'll have a excuse for eeeer uummm well you know what happens in the cold :-[.

Just one previso the girls have to do one too.

well thats the end of that then lads HA ;D what shell we talk about now :P

[HC8]

well thats the end of that then lads HA ;D what shell we talk about now :P


There's no way you are getting away that easy ;) even if we have to get you pissed on special brew and sope you up with special k

[HC8]

Expect mine was left off on perpose...... :'( :'(

Nobody loves me!...... :'(

:-/ I cant help wondering how I could pose on a mini-moto! A contridiction in terms surely!


will add you to the list, you could always 'carry' the mini moto ::)

[R1chie]

well thats the end of that then lads HA ;D what shell we talk about now :P


There's no way you are getting away that easy ;) even if we have to get you pissed on special brew and sope you up with special k


free food and drink as well............good idea

[Mac]

Guys...the list was just a selection of names off the top of my head...
Ur all on it really....honest ;)

[Scott_W]

What about massages, etc... for the blokes?! ;)

[HC8]

What about massages, etc... for the blokes?! ;)


If any of us girlies can find a muscle to massage we will . . . . . . . .ok! deal done???

[Scott_W]

:o :o :o

[blurbiker247]

well thats the end of that then lads HA ;D what shell we talk about now :P


There's no way you are getting away that easy ;) even if we have to get you pissed on special brew and sope you up with special k

So your up for the girls calender then, just that you didn.t mention the first half of my post :P :P ;D

[Jeff]

Away for a couple of days and the forum turns into the Wiltshire Full Monty site :)

And Mac don't forget Rex - apparantly he has a very impressive 'Sprocket' ;D ;D

[onfire23]

Girls just love my hose pipe!
So I am told :-*
;D ;D

[Mac]

Didn't know u were a playa OF...what will the wife...say? (which one before we all ask!! ;D)

How could i forget Rex...lol hes def not getting away with it...

[onfire23]

Didn't know u were a playa OF...what will the wife...say? (which one before we all ask!! ;D)

How could i forget Rex...lol hes def not getting away with it...


:-[ :-X

No harm in dreaming ;)

[Scott_W]

So how does Jeff know about Rex's "Sprocket"? :o

[R1chie]

So how does Jeff know about Rex's "Sprocket"? :o


at least he said that and not his big end

[Jeff]

So how does Jeff know about Rex's "Sprocket"? :o

'Tis a 'Prilla thing ;)

Actually it was just a way to get my name in the frame for 'Mr April', as long as I get a bunch of daffs to cover me bits ;D

[HC8]

well thats the end of that then lads HA ;D what shell we talk about now :P


There's no way you are getting away that easy ;) even if we have to get you pissed on special brew and sope you up with special k

So your up for the girls calender then, just that you didn.t mention the first half of my post :P :P ;D


Oh no - This is a totally one sided 'men only' thing going on

I never mentioned anything about women doing one so don't ask
BTW there's enough lads magazines out there with semiclad women on if you feel ta urge! :P ;)
I figured there's more men on here than women (not hard to work out even for a dumb redhead) and thought it s about time men got their kit off ;)

[HC8]

So how does Jeff know about Rex's "Sprocket"? :o


at least he said that and not his big end


i've heard they go quite a lot on some 'bikes' toooo

[blurbiker247]

Oh no - This is a totally one sided 'men only' thing going on

I never mentioned anything about women doing one so don't ask
BTW there's enough lads magazines out there with semiclad women on if you feel ta urge! :P ;)
I figured there's more men on here than women (not hard to work out even for a dumb redhead) and thought it s about time men got their kit off ;)
[/quote]
If only life were so simple, PC = rights just won't allow it "darlin" so don't you worry your pretty little head, be a good girl and get yer kit off ::) :P

[S2_Neo]

*peeks head In* :-/ *Runs Out*

[BB]

You can run but you can't hide! You are still on the list! ;D

[GixerBoy]

What about massages, etc... for the blokes?! ;)


If any of us girlies can find a muscle to massage we will . . . . . . . .ok! deal done???

8-)

[BB]

Self portrait?

[Steev]

Ok GB hands up

how many years ago was that then??

[blurbiker247]

Oi GB u bin round my house takin pic's though my window >:( :) don't look bad do I :-?

[ChantelleT]

Hellooooo, introduce :-*

[BB]

Oi GB u bin round my house takin pic's though my window >:( :) don't look bad do I :-?

?

[ChantelleT]

Oi GB u bin round my house takin pic's though my window >:( :) don't look bad do I :-?

Something you both need to share with the group??? :o

[Amante_271]

If none of the other guys are up for it then "Nuts!" to 'em! >:(

I WILL do it! :) The whole 12 months! :o Whats up guys ....scared?? ;D

Ive never had a complaint yet.... just lots of moans! ;) :o ::) :o ;)

[S2_Neo]

*moans* Will the basis of Your posts EVER Change!, Lol

P

[Amante_271]

Just trying to keep with the level of the humour! Thats the joy of double entandre...read it how you want to!

[S2_Neo]

Aye aye.........keep it up, im not bothered either ways :P

P

[HC8]

What about massages, etc... for the blokes?! ;)


If any of us girlies can find a muscle to massage we will . . . . . . . .ok! deal done???

8-)


I want one of these for chritmas ;) better start saving :(

[Icey]

So when are you lot getting your kit off? ;D

Hope your sunbathing :P

[Scott_W]

We're not! There is a section on this website that is only visible to males and we've all decided in there that this thing will not happen unless the women do one at the same time! :P ;)

[b_1_rd]

Oh dear, it seems the staff are revolting!




And the rest of us aren't much better either! ;D Sunbathing in this weather, you having a giraffe!

[Foo]

so where are the naked men pictures then :D

[bazzashazza]

thats what we all want to know ;)

[HC8]

If none of the other guys are up for it then "Nuts!" to 'em! >:(

I WILL do it! :) The whole 12 months! :o Whats up guys ....scared?? ;D

Ive never had a complaint yet.... just lots of moans! ;) :o ::) :o ;)


Right your on ;D you can have all the beer, all the food and all the massages for whichever muscley bits we find

us girls will think of 12 poses for ya, though if you want to supply your own braces, talcum powder, gloves and other items of leather clothing please do!

[BB]

Have you met Amante? ;D

[busababe]

A FEW LADIES (6) ..ME INCLUDED....DID A VERY AMATEURISH CALENDAR ABOUT 2-3 YEARS AGO ON OUR BIKES IN AID OF THE AIR AMBULANCE. WE ONLY HAD A SMALL RUN OF THE CALENDARS AND WE WERE HELPED A LOT WITH MATERIALS SO WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND OUT TOO MUCH MONEY. WE SOLD THEM FOR DONATIONS BUT SUGGESTED NO LESS THAN A FIVER.

WE DID QUITE WELL( CAN'T REMEMBER HOW MUCH :-[) ...CONSIDERING WHAT A 'COLLECTION ' WE WERE ...........REAL WOMEN IN EVERY SENSE ;).

SO GO FOR IT ...............I KNOW WE ARE CONSIDERING DOING SIMILAR AT THE 'LYSLEY A.R.M.S.' BOTH SEXES- HOPEFULLY.

I BELIEVE THE CALENDAR CLUB ARE NOT AVERSE TO SELLING 'LOCAL' CALENDARS ......HAVING SPOTTED A FARMERS ONE WHILST IN BARNSTAPLE , DEVON LAST YEAR.(STRATEGICALLY PLACED VEGGIES -OR WHAT!!!!)...MIGHT BE WORTH CONTACTING THEM IF YOU END UP PRODUCING ANY.

[Amante_271]

If none of the other guys are up for it then "Nuts!" to 'em! >:(

I WILL do it! :) The whole 12 months! :o Whats up guys ....scared?? ;D

Ive never had a complaint yet.... just lots of moans! ;) :o ::) :o ;)


Right your on ;D you can have all the beer, all the food and all the massages for whichever muscley bits we find

us girls will think of 12 poses for ya, though if you want to supply your own braces, talcum powder, gloves and other items of leather clothing please do!

Fair enuf!! Topped up the tan on my hols so Im ready and willing!! ;) Now where did I put that studded leather thong?? :o

I wont feel offended if any of the pretty boys (GB, Blue, B_1_rd, etc!!) want to join in! Hmm Soz I had better change that last bit .... I said PRETTY BOYS!

Where and when thats all Ive got to say!?!

BB - Love you too sweetheart!! :-* LOL!

[Sinz1000K3]

Sounds fun..got plenty of camera lenses spare for Onfire though?:P

[Amante_271]

Sounds fun..got plenty of camera lenses spare for Onfire though?:P

Dont worry! Hes got LOADS of piccys of his spare tyre the girls can use!! ;D ;D

[Dabz]

geez I go away for 2 weeks and all the blokes get nekkid....

:P

[BB]

geez I go away for 2 weeks and all the blokes get nekkid....

:P

Not yet they haven't! ;D

HC8 & I are still waiting!

[Scott_W]

Not yet they haven't! ;D

HC8 & I are still waiting!

And will be for quite some time! ;)

[onfire23]

Sounds fun..got plenty of camera lenses spare for Onfire though?:P

Dont worry! Hes got LOADS of piccys of his spare tyre the girls can use!! ;D ;D


Told you I am Hot! ;)

[HC8]

Not yet they haven't! ;D

HC8 & I are still waiting!

And will be for quite some time! ;)

aw come on, shoulda seen some of the beach balls at lysley - one even had 'camel toe' - things you see when you haven't got a gun eh BB?

[BB]

Yes, it's horrific how some people can go out the house in full leathers without passing a mirror! :P

[Amante_271]

Not yet they haven't! ;D

HC8 & I are still waiting!

And will be for quite some time! ;)

My offer still stands!! Tho now youve seen me HC8 your probably now NOT quite so keen! :( :-[ :'(

[Sinz1000K3]

My offer still stands!! Tho now youve seen me HC8 your probably now NOT quite so keen! Sad embarrassed cry - end quote.

NS!!! poor ladies:D

Who had the 'camel-toe'?..nevermind..thought there was a stall selling em:P

[Amante_271]

NS!!! poor ladies:D
NS? Nuff Said?

So are you putting yourself forward too? :-X

Whats that noise.....?

CRACK There goes another lens! ;D