The King is dead..........

[rex_the_sprocket]

Now I am not a regualr poster on this forum, preferring to let my riding do the talking, but I was moved to words today.

The king is dead..........long live the King. :'(

I will leave GixerBoy to fill you in with the details ;D




And as for all you keyboard warriors, get out and ride yer bikes like they were mean't to be ridden.

[GixerBoy]

Its true......Rex kicked my ass today........... :'( :'( :'(
(Tho' he has failed to mention that i was suffering from a hangover.......But fair play,he was 'on it' today and i wasn't! :o :-[}

[Dabz]

more details? :P

[b_1_rd]

Good sports guys, nice one. :)

[ONFIRE]

You let him :P, or was it your gearbox still being run in?? :'( :'(

Well done Rex ;)

[evilkeneval]

you wanna meet up and make 2 defeats?? :P :P

[b_1_rd]

OMG, tin hats, kevlar suits and re-enforced bunkers for this one, people!

[Suggsy]

then after Mikey you can try me





































Oh i thought it was handbags at dawn, Sorry my mistake

Sx

[evilkeneval]

again suggsy!??

[Amante_271]

Why am I thinking of the Honda advert.....




To Dream the impossible dream......





;D ;D ;D

[Stu]

Tut Tut I hope you weren't racing on the road! on the other hand HA HA for losing!

[Sinz1000K3]

Beaten by someone on a slower bike..i am in stitches:D

[HC8]

Nice one Rex ;) Since when was a hangover a good enough excuse eh :)

[rex_the_sprocket]

Beaten by someone on a slower bike..i am in stitches:D
Slower bike? The GB missile has about 30BHP more than my prilla, but it was definately not slower on the day. Think I was still in trackday mode after last Friday at Donnington........................

I had thought about leaving the camera on for the ride but decided not to.........that film would have been worth a fortune. :o

[Stu]

Beaten by someone on a slower bike..i am in stitches:D
Slower bike? The GB missile has about 30BHP more than my prilla, but it was definately not slower on the day. Think I was still in trackday mode after last Friday at Donnington........................

I had thought about leaving the camera on for the ride but decided not to.........that film would have been worth a fortune. :o

I think he was getting at the fact yours is slower and less power! Well thats how read it.

[rex_the_sprocket]

Stu ............... its all relative cos I regularly rip past R1's, Gixer 1000's and Fireblades with desparately slow riders (GB not included).

[Stu]

Stu ............... its all relative cos I regularly rip past R1's, Gixer 1000's and Fireblades with desparately slow riders (GB not included).

I know exactly what you mean I used to see it everyday at the bike shop. All the gear know idea
We had nick names for some groups but on't put them on just incase it offends.

I used to blitz similar on the old gsxr 6

[GixerBoy]

Ok all you 'wannabee kings'.......It was an isolated incident (Hopefully :-[) so don't get your hopes up!! ::) :P ;D

[rex_the_sprocket]

Ok all you 'wannabee kings'.......It was an isolated incident (Hopefully :-[) so don't get ypur hopes up!! ::) :P ;D

Yeah an isolated incident that went on for about an hour over the roads around Burford, Chipping Norton, Stow, Cheltenham, Cirencester and Fairford.

Poor old 'Dijon' needed about 3 bags of sugar to get his energy levels up afterwards......... Oh well they say everybody gets 5 seconds of fame ;)

[GixerBoy]

Kick a man whiles he down wontcha!! :o :-/ :'(

[Stu]

So you getting the running problem sorted this week GB it must be a right git only having 1st and 2nd gear

[GixerBoy]

lol......Thanks Stu......You know the score mate! ;) ;D :D

[Stu]

Well I though he'd taken the credit now to deflate that ego!!

[ONFIRE]

Seem to remember having my butt kicked on that very same route :P :P :'(

I am totally :o GB ...must of been off day I guess ;)

[GixerBoy]

No,I really can't take anything away from Rexy boy.....He was defo in track day mode......Even on a good day i would have to have dropped it out of 6th to keep up!! :o ::) ;)

[Stu]

No,I really can't take anything away from Rexy boy.....He was defo in track day mode......Even on a good day i would have to have dropped it out of 6th to keep up!! :o ::) ;)
New helmet required for Rex for the next meet as his head ain't gonna fit in his

[ONFIRE]

I agree Not taking anything away from him, he's well good. ;)

[Stu]

I see Rex has already ordered his new helmet as it's being delivered now

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f229/razorhead666/helmetbig.jpg

[GixerBoy]

Its ok Stu,normal play was resumed tonight!! :o ;D ;)

[Stu]

Fuelled with optimax and using all gears then!! Well done we bow before you!! [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[GixerBoy]

lol. 8-) ;)

[ONFIRE]

Think it was the Cup of Char that did it :-/

[GixerBoy]

Yeah,nice cup of rosey lee,cheers mate! ;)

[Stu]

Think it was the Cup of Char that did it :-/
Must be getting me that char as PG don't work for me! :'(

[ONFIRE]

I think you two have Cats Eyes.. My Fireplace euro Headlights crock of old china. :P

[Stu]

I think you two have Cats Eyes.. My Fireplace euro Headlights crock of old china. :P

I'll have what ever your on to go with my cuppa char thank you very muchly

[GixerBoy]

Not really OF,you've just gotta runn with your main beam on when you can.....I can't see nuffin round corners on dip!! :o :o

[ONFIRE]

Yeah did that but did'nt want to blind you guys in front 8-) apparently you can get Hids for Blade or any other bike

[Stu]

ahh it makes sense now

[GixerBoy]

Sure can,but there 200 fookin quid!! :o :o :o

[GixerBoy]

Actually thought you were flashing me every time you booted it OF.......Sussed it in the end!

[ONFIRE]

That would be my front wheel lifting off the ground ;)

[Stu]

Or quickly shutting the throttle

[GixerBoy]

Think Stu is right there eh OF!!?? :o ;D ;)

[ONFIRE]

more like quickly excellerating up GB's rear, then getting lost in the corners :-[

[GixerBoy]

More like GB facking off and you running up Rex's rear!! :o :o :o ;)

[ONFIRE]

Rex was behind laughing at me :o

[GixerBoy]

I bet he was!! ;D ;D ;D

[ONFIRE]

Remember I learnt from the Master, fasty 8-)

[GixerBoy]

C'mon Tim.......You've learnt nothing from me.....unfortunately! :o ::) ;)

[ONFIRE]

:'( :'( :'(Don't diss yourself... ;)

[ONFIRE]

Your lot cheaper than Califorian bike school 8-)

[GixerBoy]

But I havn't got the patience......And i'm not getting payed!!! :o :o

[rex_the_sprocket]

I see Rex has already ordered his new helmet as it's being delivered now

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f229/razorhead666/helmetbig.jpg

Blimey Dion what have you done to this fella to make him such a fan?

Stu - if you ever met me you would realise one thing that I don't suffer with is egotism. I am usually fairly quiet but every dog has their day...................... >:(

[Stu]

I see Rex has already ordered his new helmet as it's being delivered now

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f229/razorhead666/helmetbig.jpg

Blimey Dion what have you done to this fella to make him such a fan?

Stu - if you ever met me you would realise one thing that I don't suffer with is egotism. I am usually fairly quiet but every dog has their day...................... >:(

Never a fan I was just on a wind up day yesterday!!

I have full respect for the beating and you should do it more often!! Let dion know his place and thats 2nd to you!!

[evilkeneval]

welcome back to normality stu! :D

[Stu]

Not quite there but not far off. I had to change medication over the weekend and it affected my thoughts!!

[evilkeneval]

Not quite there but not far off. I had to change medication over the weekend and it affected my thoughts!!
from stella to carling?

[Stu]

Not quite there but not far off. I had to change medication over the weekend and it affected my thoughts!!
from stella to carling?
I wish it was quite that simple

[evilkeneval]

;D ;D

[GixerBoy]

'2nd to you'......Stu,how could you???? :o :'(
Anyway,King back on HIS throne,as should be,right Rex??!! ::) 8-)

[Stu]

'2nd to you'......Stu,how could you???? :o :'(
Anyway,King back on HIS throne,as should be,right Rex??!! ::) 8-)

Well I have to keep the competition up don't I.

You just need to prove it wrong again and again and then you can get the Big Hellmet award!! :D

[rex_the_sprocket]

'2nd to you'......Stu,how could you???? :o :'(
Anyway,King back on HIS throne,as should be,right Rex??!! ::) 8-)
There is only one 'throne' you should be sitting on GB :o

Would be an interesting challenge to have combined lap times for all challengers.............do a lap on your own bike and the challengers, then combine the times, then the challenger will do the same. Cuts out the horsepower debate ::)

I think Aimee would probably win cos I get the impression she is mad.

[Foo]

Our Rex is a dark horse :P when I first met him he stayed at that back of the pack on a ride out then towards the end of the day, up'ed and fu*ked off :D into the distance and all I saw were his zorsts for the rest of the day :D

[Stu]

Our Rex is a dark horse :P when I first met him he stayed at that back of the pack on a ride out then towards the end of the day, up'ed and fu*ked off :D into the distance and all I saw were his zorsts for the rest of the day :D
So he waited til all were tired and then decided to race then!!

Should change his name to Rex the Shark!!

[rex_the_sprocket]

Our Rex is a dark horse :P when I first met him he stayed at that back of the pack on a ride out then towards the end of the day, up'ed and fu*ked off :D into the distance and all I saw were his zorsts for the rest of the day :D
I was enjoying the view of your (oops) from the rear!! ::)

Always wary of joining groups of bikers when you don't know the standard or level of stupidity. Better to wait a while, get a feel for the lay of the land, then have some fun. Also quite happy to pootle along enjoying the scenery whilst the points on my license diminish............ :-[

[Sinz1000K3]

I do like these topics..very amusing:)

[Stu]

I do like these topics..very amusing:)
I just prefer stirring them up a bit!! ;D

[ONFIRE]

I do like these topics..very amusing:)
I just prefer stirring them up a bit!! ;D


So thats where my Wooden Spoon has gone.. ;) :o :P :'( :'(
8-)

[Stu]

I do like these topics..very amusing:)
I just prefer stirring them up a bit!! ;D


So thats where my Wooden Spoon has gone.. ;) :o :P :'( :'(
8-)
Yep the biggest one you had!! :D

[ONFIRE]

I do like these topics..very amusing:)
I just prefer stirring them up a bit!! ;D


So thats where my Wooden Spoon has gone.. ;) :o :P :'( :'(
8-)
Yep the biggest one you had!! :D
Indeed I did, wish you every success in the future. Your doing just fine 8-)

[Stu]

I do like these topics..very amusing:)
I just prefer stirring them up a bit!! ;D


So thats where my Wooden Spoon has gone.. ;) :o :P :'( :'(
8-)
Yep the biggest one you had!! :D
Indeed I did, wish you every success in the future. Your doing just fine 8-)

I'm well practiced!! But always trying to perfect the stirring, I can stir so well Jamie Oliver is proud!

[GixerBoy]

If you could handle the Gixer Power Rex,you'd have one right me old mate!! ::) :P ;)

[Stu]

If you could handle the Gixer Power Rex,you'd have one right me old mate!! ::) :P ;)

Whats that you say Rex - GB couldn't handle the torque of the Mille :P :D ;)









I love stirring

[GixerBoy]

Ooh,don't start me on that 'V-twins have more torque than four's' bollox Stu........ ::) :o
My Gixer Thou......81ftlbs at 8k.......
Rex's V-twin.........74ftlbs at 8k.......
Nuff said!! :P 8-) :)

[Stu]

oooooh bitchy who's hit a sore point. :D

I was refering to the low to mid range grunt if you want to be like that!! Rather than 4 cyclinder smoothness

No need to get nasty!






I was only having a laugh with you all but that will stop now >:(

[ChantelleT]

alright calm down boys... it will end up in tears ::)

[GixerBoy]

That was me being nasty.......?? Your joking anitcha Stu??!! :o :D ;)
At ANY point in the rev range Stu......The Gixer is ahead......As it should be with 30 more brake! :)

[GixerBoy]

Think Stu read me wrong then Chanters.....No need for alarm darling! :o :) :-*

[Stu]

Ah you replied whilst I was amending what I said, anyway I was referring to the grunt rather than the smoothness of a 4.

Nuff said on the subject peeps getting upset and thats not what forums are about :( 8-) ;)

Everyone should be :-* 8-) :)

[GixerBoy]

Well said Stu! :)

[Stu]

Rex is very quiet tonight... have you been racing again GB??

[rex_the_sprocket]

No mate I was looking around me garage for another 31 bhp.

Noticed you previously had a Mille R - you don't seem particularly loyal to the marque. Not keen on twins?

[Stu]

No mate I was looking around me garage for another 31 bhp.

Noticed you previously had a Mille R - you don't seem particularly loyal to the marque. Not keen on twins?
I love twins my ownership includes over the last 5 years or so
Mille R
748sp
916
998
sv650s
but also had gsxr 1000
R1
CBR900 x2
GSXR600
zxr400 zxr750 zx7r
I just chop and change loyalty or own one of each

[Stu]

Did you find any ponies in the garage?? Tesco's have 99ron fuel that might give you 1 or 2 ponies

[GixerBoy]

He's gonna need a trick ECU for that Stu.......Got one in the garage Rex?? :o ;)

[Stu]

He's gonna need a trick ECU for that Stu.......Got one in the garage Rex?? :o ;)
He's gonna have to hit the vicky visa hard to find the rest. Best bet join a pony club..clipity clop.

[rex_the_sprocket]

I 'm gonna remove the can and airbox, go on the atkins diet, gear it like a bastid, rock hard skinny tyres to reduce friction, remove the brakes (who needs any way) - and take Dion to Donnington where I rool. ;D

[GixerBoy]

Thats not fair mate......Can I follow you round for a couple of laps first oh master of Donny??? :o ;D ;)

[Stu]

I'll be official timer for the day!! Unbiased etc and give the full run down and hype the winner and demoralise the looser!!

[evilkeneval]

what if they both come off, or draw? :-?

[GixerBoy]

Come off? Draw?? Neither likely Mikey......We is professionals!! :o ::) 8-) :D

[Stu]

Well they will keep going until we have a CLEAR winner! Be more interesting if they would do laps on each others bike too eliminates the grunt torque bhp tyres etc etc excuses!!

[GixerBoy]

Guys,guys.....I had ONE off day....Rex will tell you that usually he has no chance...... :o
And no,i'm not riding that Prilla cack!! :o :D ;)

[evilkeneval]

yeah swap bikes, that would be a good idea!

I wouldn't doubt your riding GB, just thinking worst case seario ;) :P

[GixerBoy]

Swapping bikes just wouldn't work guys......Its taken me and Rex a long time to get used to and be comfitable on our own machines.......Sure,we could ride each others bikes quite quickly i would have though but confidence in your machine is all important......And that takes time......

GB.

[Stu]

A good rider can swap machines with no effort!! Just look at the test monkeys for the mags etc

[evilkeneval]

good argument there stu! :)

[GixerBoy]

Swap bikes and ride them at the limit straight away....Uh,no thanks!
And magazine testers ride all bikes,all the time,its their job.....Bit different eh Stu! :o

[Stu]

But I thought you were professionals??

[evilkeneval]

professionals get paid to ride! We have to pay! >:(

[GixerBoy]

Oh,uh.......Yep,you've got me there matey!! :o :P :'(

[evilkeneval]

so... if we was to pay you, you would ride other bikes!?? ::)

[GixerBoy]

Ha ha.....Uh,no Mikey.......You guys! ::) :D ;)

[evilkeneval]

i'm sure you would for the right price! pitty all i got is £1 :-[

[GixerBoy]

Actually,saying that,I do believe I'm getting paid over a 100 nicker to ride a Hyosung next Monday!! :o ;D :D :'(

[evilkeneval]

I forgot about that! when do we pay up?
i hope your gunna wear you GB lethers!! :P ::)

[GixerBoy]

Of course mate,fully tricked up!! 8-)
On the day mate.......

[evilkeneval]

good good! i'm may not be there on the day :-[

has anyone asked any bike mags to come down?

[Stu]

I might email Jamie from Fast Bikes he's up for a laugh!!

[evilkeneval]

don't forget everyones faverote, msn! ;)

[Stu]

msn?? don't you mean MCN!!

[evilkeneval]

yes i did!!

i really should start reading beofre submitting posts! :-?

[Stu]

Proof reading just BEOFRE you posted the last one..ha ha

[Amante_271]

We is professionals!! :o ::) 8-) :D As a matter of interest, whose Bodey and whose Doyle??

[ONFIRE]

We is professionals!! :o ::) 8-) :D As a matter of interest, whose Bodey and whose Doyle??


Shut It!

:-[ Or was that the Sweeney ;D ;D