Bird strike

[spook]

Who let out the kamikaze pheasents last weekend? I was riding along the A36 between Codford and wylye (doing 60 officer) when a kamikaze pheasent came out of the sky to my right :o and hit me on the forehead I said*^%%**:><*%"":-X ,I didnt drop the bike but I had to stop to put my neck back in to place, then went home for some clean pants ;D

[Amante_271]

Youve obviously have never been hit by a bird before... my x-wife has got a mean right hook/slap!! lol! ;D

[igbell]

I was knocked off my very old bike by a peasent.....sorry phesant ;D

[cuffy]

I nearly had an unfortunate coming together on sunday going down the A303 towards Stonehenge, only exceeding the speed limit slightly ;D when i saw the lil blighter run across the carriage way then proceed to take off, bank right and head towards me, i nearly done something childish in my leathers i tell thee, had to stop for a fag to calm down, also the roads were littered with roadkill, mainly badgers, not a very comforting sight whilst rounding a corner and you see one of them in the middle of the road >:(

[benobiker]

see and there are people who think shooting is cruel but think how many more birdys like that there would be if there were not shooting going on!

[Amante_271]

:o Dont start on the hunting / fishing thing... the tree hugging townies will be up in arms in 2 seconds!!!

[benobiker]

oops sorry! Dont think they saw....

[spook]

O yes we did

[Amante_271]

Oh Bolox!!

Better grab a tin hat and run for cover then.... Just as long as those b*st*rds in London dont try to spoil all our countryside beliefs and ways of life we might just get away with it!!

WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT! THERES A TREE HUGGER ABOUT!! ;)

[Sharik]

I never appreciated culling birds with a 'bike was a country pursuit, or is it pulling birds with a 'bike is pursuing a......I'll get my coat.

[Amante_271]

Think I'd better join you!

[FJ_Biker]

benobiker wrote

see and there are people who think shooting is cruel but think how many more birdys like that there would be if there were not shooting going on!

You could always apply this theory to chavs

[Amante_271]

LOL! ;D How true!

[igbell]

Sign me up I will get the paintball gun out and swap the balls to ball bearings ;D