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Please read this an repost on your face book accounts.
For all who Know Motorcycle Riders ...... I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra £10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that had none. I saw you look in fright at my tattoos. But you didn't see me cry as my children where born and have their name written over and over in my heart. I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere. But you didn't see me going home to be with my family. I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be. But you didn't see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane. I saw you yelling at your kids in the car. But you didn't see me pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe behind me. I saw you reading the map as you drove down the road. But you didn't see me squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take the next turn. I saw you race down the road in the rain. But you didn't see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date. I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time. But, you didn't see me trying to turn right. I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in. But you didn't see me leave the road. I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass. But you didn't see me. I wasn't there. I saw you go home to your family. But you didn't see me. Because I died that day you cut me off. I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family. But, you didn't see me. Repost this around in hopes that people will understand the biker community. If you don't repost this, It sucks to be you. I hope you NEVER loose someone that rides.... this is so true and happens a lot more then people know!!!
Been around for ages, that has. Nothing like a bit of over-dramatisation from the colonials is there.... ::)
Hi viz long sleeve jacket mighta got him noticed ;D ;D---and lights on :D
Riding we all know is dangerous but we do it because we love it.
I know bikers that have came off (we probably all know), some have been hit off by other drivers and others were trying to get the best out of their beast but its unfortunately the way biking is.
i have been riding for a short period of time but Ive had the pulling out and up my arse when I do the speed limit. I have done a few things wrong and though **** I shouldnt have done that (learn from mistakes).
Drivers are the same as us, we arnt special because we ride. I know one person who did a right turn and hit a biker off (the biker was in the blind spot and didnt see him indicating before the he over took). But in court the bikers family though it was his (the dirvers fault), it was a pure accident. Luckily the biker was ok it had to go to court because of the liability issue...
To say if you dont repost and it sucks to be you is a bit OTT and the Tosser part ;D
on another note RTAs were changed to RTCs because things apparently arnt accidents lol! ;D - am sure when I set my mams kitchen on fire that was an accident! ;D ;D
- am sure when I set my mams kitchen on fire that was an accident!
Can't wait to hear how you did that on your bike ;D
geez, handbags at dawn!
Took the words out of my mouth.... :-X
Trev - its was the blow back...lol...joke
I was cooking and was experimenting with cheese and bacon in the frying pan (I know bloody weird combination!) anway it caught fire so, I went over to the tap and needless to say it had a fire ball and set the blinds on fire etc....
Note to self dont put water on a frying pan!
;D
I think this has sweet FA to do with biking hahaha...random moment from me! :D
wiltshire builders
26-09-11, 04:44 PM
There's a wiff of American sentimental bollox about this.
Note to self dont put water on a frying pan!
:D
ill show you my scar after doing that.....and the caravan i was in smouldering in a burnt out heap.....
That essay is like those annoying txt messages you get,you know the ones "if you dont send this to 10 people something bad will happen" (or good) jeeezus!
guess im a tosser too ;D
Squashed_Fly
26-09-11, 09:09 PM
guess im a tosser too ;D
Well, I didn't want to say anything mate, but since you brought it up...! ;D
I guess I could be classed as a tosser too then hehehehe ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Ive been called worse !! lmfao ;D ;D ;D
Squashed_Fly
26-09-11, 09:25 PM
We should start a new club, called the TA - Tossers Anonymous!
Hi, my name is Aidan, and I've been a tosser for about 3 years now. I managed to hide it for a long time from my family, but now I need the help and support of Tossers Anonymous to give it up... ;D
Hey there Im Tina and Ive been a tosser ever since I was able to hold a.........pair of handlebars hehehe ;D
My name is Ryan and i am an A grade Tosser
Hi,
Am new to the Tossers Anonymous
I am called Maz, been a tosser since the beginning of September.
I think I might need help, so, can anyone help a fellow tosser? ;D
My names Rabb and yes I'm a secret tosser too.
I've found it incredibly hard to admit that I'm a tosser but hey, I feel better for it already! ;D ;D ;D
wiltshire builders
26-09-11, 10:21 PM
Hey there Im Tina and Ive been a tosser ever since I was able to hold a.........pair of handlebars hehehe ;D
Handlebars? If it aint got clip ons, i'm not interested!
Squashed_Fly
26-09-11, 10:36 PM
Maz - its all in the wrist action.... Lol
Definitely feel better after a good toss---all them tensions ease dont ya know ;D
Let's us all enjoy a jolly nice Tossing Song :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmeAHJL8Wrc
Hi, my name is Aidan, and I've been a tosser for about 3 years now.
agree with you completely SF, only 3 years tho??
Squashed_Fly
27-09-11, 07:50 AM
Hi, my name is Aidan, and I've been a tosser for about 3 years now.
agree with you completely SF, only 3 years tho??
Yeah. Before that I was a w*nker. It's a bit like being a tosser, but not quite as addictive and life destroying....
But thanks to Tossers Anonymous I feel I have new hope ;D
redken1
27-09-11, 05:37 PM
My mate had to visit his GP because every time he masturbated he couldn’t stop himself from singing “You’ll never walk alone.” Apparently, the Doc told him not too worry, it’s quite common – a lot of Tossers sing it. ;D
Apologies in advance to my friends who support LFC – It’s only banter.
;)
Well I can't stop lauding these posts are bloody brilliant!
I am now called a laughing tosser haha! ;D
Maz - its all in the wrist action.... Lol
Lol! You need strong ones at that! Once a tosser always a tosser! ;D
Redken1.....in that case I'm also a tosser...YNWA!! loud and proud! lol. :D ;D
i really do love that word its great..... tosser tosser tosser TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER
and now a little humour about tossing --
Couple in cinema and girl says to boyfriend 'The bloke next to me is having a toss'
'Take no notice--try and ignore him ?' says boyfriend
'I can't-----he's using my hand !!!!!!!!!!!!'
Irish woman was chucked off 'Who wants to be a millionaire ?'
Yeah she misunderstood 'fastest finger first' ::)
I thankyou :D
Hope this thread don't rub people up the wrong way :D :D
;)
i really do love that word its great..... tosser tosser tosser TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER TOSSER
Clam down dear..... ;D
Squashed_Fly
28-09-11, 01:48 PM
All this tossing has made me feel the need for pancakes!
Harry87
28-09-11, 04:57 PM
I don't think this was the response Mutt was hoping for when posting this.
I don't think this was the response Mutt was hoping for when posting this.
was just thinking the same, gone a little off topic lol
Yup, you have probably totally p*ssed off Mutt, the last time he was online & posted was on this thread!
BB
Squashed_Fly
29-09-11, 08:06 AM
Yup, you have probably totally p*ssed off Mutt, the last time he was online & posted was on this thread!
BB
What a tosser! ;D
(only joking Mutt!)
All this tossing has made me feel the need for pancakes!
Oh yes indeed SF ;D
I very much enjoy the prospect of being able to have a squeeze of a pair of nice lemons
errrr did I spell that right :D
I actually think the first few people to post what they did are in the wrong, i wasn't taking the piss i think the first post was a nice one i was just saying i like the word tosser :)
I actually think the first few people to post what they did are in the wrong, i wasn't taking the piss i think the first post was a nice one i was just saying i like the word tosser :)
Outrageous accusation Sir :o
I would appreciate you being , somewhat, more specific as to whom you refer :P :P
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