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bubblylittleme
14-01-12, 09:25 PM
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HARLEY-DAVIDSON-FULL-SIZE-WOODEN-MOTORBIKE-/110519672804?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item19bb7c5fe4 #ht_1143wt_1270
Dabz
14-01-12, 10:03 PM
that's awesome!
Squashed_Fly
15-01-12, 08:18 AM
I love the fact it says "visit us for a test drive" in the description!
Nelly
15-01-12, 10:00 AM
I want one!
pilninggas
15-01-12, 11:54 AM
Did you hear the one about the wooden Harley, with wooden wheels and wooden engine?

It wooden go! :P

I wonder if the carbs have any varnish deposits in them?

On a more technical point, i bet the brakes are less wooden than a real Harley.

[yes my coat is on, and i am leaving]
Swanny
15-01-12, 05:58 PM
I bet it's a birch to start :-/
Last Train
15-01-12, 06:29 PM
I bet it smoaks something chronic.....



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Mark_Able
15-01-12, 09:39 PM
Best insure for FIRE and theft... :'(
NiteW4tcher
15-01-12, 09:48 PM
absolute TREEt to ride ::)
Toph
15-01-12, 09:51 PM
I bet the exhaust has a real bark! :-? ;D
Squashed_Fly
15-01-12, 10:02 PM
It's no j-oak!
Mikkie1986
16-01-12, 09:23 AM
What a Sap iam, I was Stumped when i saw this....

(Oh, i love bad jokes) ;D
Squashed_Fly
16-01-12, 09:58 AM
You're branching out into new puns! Did you have to root around to find those?
Jon_W
16-01-12, 12:20 PM
I's stumped trying to find more puns!!!
Squashed_Fly
16-01-12, 01:41 PM
Jon - you can't just copy Mikkies puns! lol

You need to plant the seed of your own!
Mikkie1986
16-01-12, 01:49 PM
Yeah Jon, it upset me to see this... I almost just LOGGED off.... :P :P ;D ;D
wiltshire builders
16-01-12, 01:58 PM
It could prove to be quite Poplar.
Do you have to wear a 'ELMet?
If they did a sportsbike version that would be Acer.
Uh.....yep, that's me all out.....
Jon_W
16-01-12, 02:09 PM
Jon - you can't just copy Mikkies puns! lol

You need to plant the seed of your own!

Sh*t. Must read previous posts!!!! ;D
Squashed_Fly
16-01-12, 02:36 PM
If you need help Jon, just Ashk!
Gerry
16-01-12, 02:37 PM
I know this may be a poplar thread but it’s making me board.

It’s plane that yew are better than me at thinking of them and it’s chestnut fir.

Cheers

Cherry
:)
Squashed_Fly
16-01-12, 03:09 PM
and it’s chestnut fir.


:)

Inspired genius that one Mr G!
Nelly
16-01-12, 03:36 PM
I was trying to keep up with this thread but i think i've lost it. Life's a beech. ;)
Jon_W
16-01-12, 03:48 PM
Arrrrgghhhh this is getting beyond be-leaf!!!
Mikkie1986
16-01-12, 04:25 PM
Right i must get some work done today.. Silly thread... Silly Job... why did i ever become a Branch Manager......

Ok one more

How do you get a man with one arm out of a tree?

Wave to him.



I'm gonna leaf this thread alone now...
redken1
16-01-12, 06:39 PM
Holly smoke! Yew lot are Conkers, Sapping my strength to my Roots. I can’t Cypress my dis Pear any longer, but Yew won’t Palm me off. Wood chat more but, I’m Plane Bushed and Pine for a drink. Just Twigged, gotta Box of Lime Blackthorn Cedar in the Tree house. Logging off.
Beamer
16-01-12, 08:17 PM
Wood you lot leaf it out...you're all barking up the wrong tree completely Im sure....Its just knot funny any more....I think you could all blossom in a comedy sketch if you decided to branch out a bit ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jacde
16-01-12, 08:37 PM
nothing that some firelighters wouldn't soon sort out!! [smiley=evil.gif]
Toph
16-01-12, 08:50 PM
To com-plane about the tree-mendously bad puns on this thread would be a mis-teak and walnut make things any better .
I oak we can cedar way to stop the lumber-ing puns. :D ;D ;D
Nelly
16-01-12, 09:32 PM
this thread is really beginning to go against the grain....
Bigfish
16-01-12, 10:03 PM
Nobody has mentioned splinters! Does anybody carry tweezers on the ride outs to pull them out!! :o
Jon_W
17-01-12, 08:01 AM
Should have nipped this thread in the bud!!!!