Snotty Dilema

[Gooz]

One especially for goldie lol, when riding out on a sunday and chasing through some nice bends....... if you sneezed halfway around the ben and blew bogies and snot all over the inside of your visor would you
A/ close your eyes and hope for the best?
B/ stop and clean it ?
C/ flip up your visor and carry on
D/ something else ? ;) ;) ;) :D ;D

[Nikki]

Oh yuck :o :o :o

[Conehead]

E/ Lick it off with a very long tongue. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Rabb]

C :-) but clean it after at an appropriate point

[Senna(Dan)]

C provided that you haven't completely caked the visor ;D

[Goldie]

It wasn't so much the snot it was the fact that's it's impossible to sneeze and keep your eyes open. :o ;D I should also point out that due to the particular strain of man flu I'm suffering from, it's almost impossible for me to sneeze less than 3 times on the trot. Apart from, that is, when the first sneeze happens on a sharp, fast bend & you almost lose it - it scares the bejeezus out of the other sneezes, so much so, they fark orf ;D ;D

Fun times :-*

[Gooz]

Hmmm all i will say is............... use the force Luke ! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

[Goldie]

I did, I did, I certainly had an angel tap me on the shoulder today- the twat frightened the living **** out of me :D I think the Audi driver coming the other way must have seen my angel too coz he looked a bit alarmed when I passed him ;D ;D
bloody drama queen he was - I had at least an inch or 2 spare before I hit him ::)

[Gooz]

Friend of mine a ride out with the gloucester bikers was a little worse for ware one sunday morning on a planned ride to the motorcycle museum in coventry, well we found him 30mins later, jammed a lid on his head and stuck him, pillion on another lads bike.......... you know where this is going lol............. just shy of the a419 exit on the m5 he barfed up, all i saw riding alongside was the puke tide rising visor down up just below his eyes........... it was possibly both the funniest and grimmest thing i have ever seen in my life ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. :'( :-/

[Goldie]

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/basic/smileyvault-puke.gif

funny thing is, I can imagine him thinking uh-oh as the overwhelming feeling of vom washes over him. Poor bloke - he was riding pillion and there wasn't really much he could have done. ;D

[voodoo]

Oh that is vile ;D

[Dan505]

Grim

[Jon_W]

Ohh ..... C!

;D

[Kevinb]

It wasn't so much the snot it was the fact that's it's impossible to sneeze and keep your eyes open. :o ;D I should also point out that due to the particular strain of man flu I'm suffering from, it's almost impossible for me to sneeze less than 3 times on the trot. Apart from, that is, when the first sneeze happens on a sharp, fast bend & you almost lose it - it scares the bejeezus out of the other sneezes, so much so, they fark orf ;D ;D

Fun times :-*

Try hayfever even better. Constant snot and sneezing. So much you need one of those plastic baby bibs to catch it. ;D

[Swanny]

Goldie if you had manflu you wouldn't be able to get on a bike :P

[Goldie]

I know it's man flu for 2 reasons:
1) I now know how to exaggerate and I couldn't do that before.
2) if it were bird flu, I'd be dead. :P

[Gooz]

and unable to park the car !!!!

[Goldie]

only because I was told <---------this--------> was 8 inches!

[Gooz]

:-X :-X :-X told you before dear.......... all organs look small when playing in a cathedral ! :-[ :-[ :-[

[Goldie]

LMAO! ;D ;D

[Swanny]

I know it's man flu for 2 reasons:
1) I now know how to exaggerate and I couldn't do that before.
2) if it were bird flu, I'd be dead. :P

One slight problem..... Unless I'm mistaken you're a woman ::)

Dream on and think yourself lucky that you can never get real flu :)

[Goldie]

hahaha, that just goes to show you've never had it. I hear it kills men but women just carry on regardless ::)

[Swanny]

I had it once, trust me there's not a woman alive that could survive man flu :)

[Goldie]

I had it once, trust me there's not a woman alive that could survive man flu :)
bless, that's probably because you're only half a man & too much in touch with your feminine side, eh? ;D ;D

[Swanny]

Typical woman ::)

[Goldie]

(o)(o)

[Senna(Dan)]

Goldie you can't have man flu....


Unless there is something you aren't telling us?
:-?

[Goldie]

Daniel, we've already been through this...

[Nooj]

I've come close to spewing in my lid after a heavy night, one of the first nights out I spent with the Missus (should have taken that as a warning :-p ) She was no better, that was the only time I've actually seen someone turn green from a hangover, when she took her lid off as a petrol station we'd stopped at :o

I get hey fever (not as bad as Kev though!), but find it goes on the bike. Adrenaline is very effective antihistamine!

[Jon_W]

Mate of mine got a nose bleed..... yep! that got real messy!!!!

:o :P