I'm Rich!

[Badger-Roy]

It’s clearly my turn to be lucky, iv just received this very pleasant email:

From the Desk of Barrister. Charles Oxford (Solicitor)
Charles Oxford & Associate

Message Dated: 6th November, 2020

For your co-operations

I have nominated you as beneficiary to the total sum of £15,500,000.00 GBP, in the intent of a Deceased client of mine name withheld. This fund is lodged in a bank and will be transfer to your nominated bank account as soon as I received your response.

In your acceptance, the legal papers will be processed; forward to me your details to enable me file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the legal paper works and release of the Funds into your account. I will explain to you in details about the fund as soon as I receive your response.

Await your response via my email: officefileritainfo@yahoo.co.jp

Yours sincerely,
Barrister Charles Oxford

Now if I’m honest I’m not even sure how much money that is but there’s ALOT of zeros after the real numbers (I think it’s 1 billion 500 and 50 million but the decimal points are in the wrong places, which is quite a lot) so free to send me a list of any bike you want and Il buy it for you and even wrap it in a bow.

[WR6133]

so free to send me a list of any bike you want and Il buy it for you and even wrap it in a bow.

Rickman Metisse with a modern 650 Enfield motor stuffed in there please

[BB]

Wow, and I only got a paltry $47 million.

I must confess to misreading your last sentence to say;any bike you want and Il buy it for you and even wrap it in a bmw. Which I thought was exceptionally good of you.

[WR6133]

wrap it in a bmw.

imagine the pain of having to hack apart some orrible Beemer to get your new Metisse

[BB]

imagine the pain of having to hack apart some orrible Beemer to get your new Metisse

No worries, Beemer's are generally too tall for me anyway!