Bong...forks changed, wheel back on -
Bong...Light and horn work, engine starts -
Bong...Oil & filter changed - no drips -
Bong...centre piece of fairing fitted (hiding 3 mile of cabling -
Bong...grumpy, bearded old fart found prostrate in Bristol street. He was taken the the local real cider hospital where he was re-hydrated and rested.