Ooer John, you've opened a can of worms there although not sure why such a question would plague you, or anyone, surely most of us ride bikes cos we enjoy doing so and what we're called by others doesn't make a whole lot of difference.

I don't fit into any of your three categories; I only use my bikes for 'fun' (this ranges from 20 minutes 'round the block', the odd trip to work, days out, track days through to week+ away) and certainly don't take it everywhere, I do 25k+ miles a year in a car and only 12k or so on a bike

BTW - please don't call me a motorcyclist ; )