Very sensible, I did feel guilty about dragging you and your Harley around the back lanes the other week, what about one of these?

One of the ugliest bikes ever made (IMO) but bullet proof, decent performance, handling & braking and always low money - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-GSX...item3cede5f16c

or the ultimate cheap hack, and it a twin ; ) - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-GS5...item3ced2c5cc6

or the oddball suggestion - http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/skyteam-v-...item3a9d18a94a

Better not take any of those for your first patch club meeting, don't want you black balled before you start ; )