I gather David Cameron has been stung.
Aparantly fresh urine will work wonders.
I would like to offer my services - anyone else.
After all we are all in this together!
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I gather David Cameron has been stung.
Aparantly fresh urine will work wonders.
I would like to offer my services - anyone else.
After all we are all in this together!
What about fresh petrol?
I'd like to thank the jelly fish for his work
This is old news – experts on jelly fish have known for some time now that there are variants of the slippery species practicing cannibalism.
Dr Lisa-Ann Gershwin, a US scientist and expert on jelly fish says, “Hermaphroditism. Cloning. External fertilisation. Self fertilisation. Courtship and copulation. Fission. Fusion. Cannibalism. You name it, jellyfish are doing it.”
Seriously though, I wish our illustrious leader a speedy recovery.
Last edited by redken1; 18-04-14 at 09:07 PM.
I suspect the jellyfish was an illegal immigrant, sent here by Al-qaeda to claim our benefits
When arriving in Britain the jellyfish found it could not get a council house or claim social and there was no mosque close by. It later found out that the last couple of governments had been spending billions propping up a failed banking system and all the country's money had gone.
Instead of settling down and getting a job it went on a stinging spree
If you are reading this Mr Jellyfish, Tony Blair holidays in Tuscany
I don’t want to get too politically intense on what I suspect was intended to be a little light-hearted satire thread. Nor do I wish to become embroiled in a confrontational debate. I do believe that in the interests of accountability however, that politicians of all parties and independents are fair game for taking a pop at.
Not quite sure where singling out mosques for a special mention sits though
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