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    I gather David Cameron has been stung.
    Aparantly fresh urine will work wonders.
    I would like to offer my services - anyone else.
    After all we are all in this together!
     
     

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    What about fresh petrol?
     
     

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    I'd like to thank the jelly fish for his work
     
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by WR6133 View Post
    What about fresh petrol?
    Sorry can't afford petrol
    - Due to govt taxes

    I can use that in the bike anyway - although close on the enjoyment aspect if you include matches
     
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swanny View Post
    I'd like to thank the jelly fish for his work
    Agent XXX has completed his mission.
     
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by WR6133 View Post
    What about fresh petrol?
    No good without a zippo!!!!
     
     

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    This is old news – experts on jelly fish have known for some time now that there are variants of the slippery species practicing cannibalism.

    Dr Lisa-Ann Gershwin, a US scientist and expert on jelly fish says,
    “Hermaphroditism. Cloning. External fertilisation. Self fertilisation. Courtship and copulation. Fission. Fusion. Cannibalism. You name it, jellyfish are doing it.”

    Seriously though, I wish our illustrious leader a speedy recovery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redken1 View Post

    Seriously though, I wish our illustrious leader a speedy recovery.
    I don't
     
     

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    I suspect the jellyfish was an illegal immigrant, sent here by Al-qaeda to claim our benefits

    When arriving in Britain the jellyfish found it could not get a council house or claim social and there was no mosque close by. It later found out that the last couple of governments had been spending billions propping up a failed banking system and all the country's money had gone.

    Instead of settling down and getting a job it went on a stinging spree

    If you are reading this Mr Jellyfish, Tony Blair holidays in Tuscany
     
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJ_Biker View Post
    I suspect the jellyfish was an illegal immigrant, sent here by Al-qaeda to claim our benefits

    When arriving in Britain the jellyfish found it could not get a council house or claim social and there was no mosque close by. It later found out that the last couple of governments had been spending billions propping up a failed banking system and all the country's money had gone.

    Instead of settling down and getting a job it went on a stinging spree

    If you are reading this Mr Jellyfish, Tony Blair holidays in Tuscany

    I don’t want to get too politically intense on what I suspect was intended to be a little light-hearted satire thread. Nor do I wish to become embroiled in a confrontational debate. I do believe that in the interests of accountability however, that politicians of all parties and independents are fair game for taking a pop at.

    Not quite sure where singling out mosques for a special mention sits though
     
     

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