Knee-Down Competition 2011

[Gerry]

Welcome to the official 2011 Knee Down Photo Competition

sponsored by that super Kärcher Industrial Dealer Simpsons of Westbury (no relation)

In view of the recent controversial photo’s on here of how to get your Knee Down, I thought I’d pinch an idea from the Suzuki SV Forum and lighten the subject a little.

I’m sure you will have some questions:

What do I win ?
The winner will receive a prestigious Wiltshire Bikers Trophy engraved with the words “Wiltshire Bikers Knee Down Competition 2011”

What are the rules and can anybody enter ?
The rules have been drawn up by the WB Competition Rules & Regulations Committee (see below) and anybody can enter who isn’t part of this committee.

When do I have to get my entry in by and can I have more than one entry ?
31st September with the presentation at a meet in early October and yes.

Who will decide the winner ?
The committee, who’s decision will be final unless they can’t decide and just spin up :-/

Will Scotty shout at me ?
Hopefully - yes ;D

Can I bribe committee members ?
Yes, but committee members are sworn to secrecy and will deny any involvement 8-)


RULES

1) Images, of you, must be published in this thread, if you have any difficulty in doing this just ask.

2) Serious knee-down photographs will be ridiculed and not counted.

3) Points will be awarded for the following:
Unusual and amusing “rides”
Unusual and amusing locations.
Unusual and amusing wear.
Unusual and amusing styles.
Bravery

For example: high points would be awarded if you are pictured in full racing leathers knee-down on a toy motorcycle in the middle of a busy Toys-R-Us store.
More points would be added if you are pictured being ejected by the Store Manager ;D

To start you off (just for fun as I’m not eligible) I submit my entry 8-)



Thanks to Basher for taking the pic, if you see him lurking around playgrounds with a camera, I’m sure it will be in his quest for “that perfect picture” and nothing to underhand :-/

Gerry

[After a meeting of the official adjudication panel last night, I’m please to announce that the closing date has been postponed until seven days before the AGM.
At this time there will be a pole put up for the esteemed membership (and Basil) to choose the winner of the glorious 2011 trophy.
The presentation to be made at the AGM.

[Uber Dave]

Closing date?

[forresterone]

Dave, closing date in section titled

When do I have to get my entry in by and can I have more than one entry ?
31st September with the presentation at a meet in early October and yes.

[Uber Dave]

Dave, closing date in section titled

When do I have to get my entry in by and can I have more than one entry ?
31st September with the presentation at a meet in early October and yes.

Damn, I am so blind!

[Squashed_Fly]

I'm just off to Toys-R-Us....

Be back in a while

[Squashed_Fly]

Gerry, you're doing it all wrong. You have loads more rear tyre available to get it over more! Hang off man! ;D

[Nelly]

Watch this space then.....

[crewy]

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo this is just my thing!!! time to get finding that special pose!! lol ;D

[Scotty]

How about the group photo on Aberystwyth prom, or would that not count as Gerry's in it, thereby leaving himself open to allegations of improper conduct, conflict of interest and fraternisation with the entrants? > If it did count, there'd be about 20 winners.... 8-)

[Gerry]

How about the group photo on Aberystwyth prom, or would that not count as Gerry's in it, thereby leaving himself open to allegations of improper conduct, conflict of interest and fraternisation with the entrants? > If it did count, there'd be about 20 winners.... 8-)

There's no way I'm going to court again over this ;D