Dating Tips please?

[CBRowner]

I'm the perfect gentleman around ladies and often treat them like the princesses they are.

I thought I'd let Stu know that there are certain plus's to being a single male in this metro sexual world we live in

[Morticia]

[quote author=Morticia link=1267131759/225#237 date=1277492335]Emlyn, no wonder you're single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO


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I also have my caring side and I know how to treat ladies with respect

I'm a big softy at heart [/quote]



Yeah, except when not scratching your balls and farting LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

I'm actually hidding behind the desk at work cos I'm laughing so much I'm scaring people! ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Nokesy]

To be fair - all men do it - just some do it in public and some, like Emlyn, at least save it for when they are home alone!! ;D

[Toph]

any of you old enough to remember Brut splash on??? I remember in my youth splashing some on my "undercarriage" .......... :'( :'( don't do it guys!!! ;D

[Nokesy]

That would definitely rule out any 'oral' then! :P ;D Yuck!!

[CBRowner]

any of you old enough to remember Brut splash on??? I remember in my youth splashing some on my "undercarriage" .......... :'( :'( don't do it guys!!! ;D

I wa old enough to know that that was a silly idea!

I was more of a hero fan but that's cos I loved the adverts and it made me popular with the ladies.

Then my teens really kicked in and I had a lady drought until I was about 20

[Toph]

That would definitely rule out any 'oral' then! :P ;D Yuck!!

what's this "oral" you mentioned Nokesy!!! is that when you talk about it!!! ;D ;D

[Nokesy]

ummmmm..... yes, that's right Toph!!! ;D I'm far too innocent to be talking about anything else! ;D

[Toph]

I'm off for a cold shower!!!!! ;D

[CBRowner]

I think the last few replies have more to do with what to do after you've secured your 3rd date ;D