Dating Tips please?

[Ducatista]

BTW - All women are a size 8

You're very unlikely to go wrong with that, and we don't care if you blatantly lie about our size

If she says "Does my bum look big in this".
Do NOT say "Yes" or worse "Stand back and let me take it all in".
Above all Do NOT pause even for a second (pausing is really bad)

[Davey]

BTW - All women are a size 8

You're very unlikely to go wrong with that, and we don't care if you blatantly lie about our size

If she says "Does my bum look big in this".
Do NOT say "Yes" or worse "Stand back and let me take it all in".
Above all Do NOT pause even for a second (pausing is really bad)

Just say you bum looks big in anything

[Nico_babe]

Keep the conversation light and don't make any rash statements e.g. religion sucks, the war is a good thing etc. Humour can work but again until you know her better you might end up offending her.
Like everyone else said listen to what she is saying. You can then ask her questions when if you get the awkward silence.

If you do take kevin's advice tread very carefully you might come across as cheesy or worse a bit of a sexist. Hold the door and take her coat but don't make a big display of it. The first date is about gaining respect and don't forget she will be as nervous as you!

Don't stare at her boobs she WILL notice.

hahahahaha Love the boobs comment [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[bubblylittleme]

I hate guys that look everywhere else when talking to me...I like eye contact.

[slowr1der]

when ur hard at it put ur finger in her arse and as u bring her to an orgasm whip it out and wipe it across her top lip and tell her she looks like Dirty Sanchez, she will love u for that and u can thank me next week ok lol

[Roxy]

This whole thread has made me smile so much..thanks guys!! ;D

Well as a single girl and if my opinion counts then I would be delighted for a man to turn up on a bike and talk about the moto gp and rossi all night!!! :P

roxy [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

ps..hope it went well.

[slowr1der]

lol where do ya live

[finbar]

You are very brave to be so honest! So with that please may I rip
the piss out of you!!! ;D

As a failure in love, single and 40 please take any advice I offer with extreme caution;

1) Be yourself...I would not make a big thing about opening doors, I open doors for either gender if they need it, if she expects it...I am (you might be) not the right guy.

2) Remember girls love sex as much as you do...so don't treat her like a princess...if she is 30-40 YOU are far from the FIRST ONE! [smiley=thumbsup.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif] she knows the deal.

3) You are a genuine decent chap (i hope) who is looking for a partner not a casual hump....if you are 30-40 years of age I hope you will be to the point where you appreciate chasing girls for sex is a waste of time and boring (you have had enough minky in your time to know it is all the same) the person is the important thing. (damn I am soo romantic)

4) Have fun.

5) If you are boring, bad in bed, ugly or suffering from a case of 'micro-wang*'...lie and get her drunk! ;D

Note: * sorry if that is the case

Ps thanks for the laugh...this has been the most fun I have had for ages...and I will now retire now...crying with laughter!!...thanks mate [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

[Nico_babe]

Finbar, what a romantic you are [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Snowy]

I'm the last person to be able to offer any good advice but I would have thought three dates in four weeks is'nt bad going.