On my bike I cant help but stick my already fat ass in the air when i ride. if i was pregnant (again thank the Pope im not) the protruding stomach would stretch my already tight draggin jeans into places no jeans should ever have to go, therefore allowing my crack to pop out
But yes I blame my existing ass on my kids!
I like following ur ass in the air when we go riding
When everything is coming your way...you're in the wrong lane.