Story No.4

Same hump-back bridge. Everyone knows you get airbourne at anything over 30mph. On this one particular day, I manage to catch the lights on green, hit the bridge at 45, and as I'm cresting the bridge to take off, realise there's a copper sat on his bike at the lights the other side. 30mph would get you 2 - 3 foot of clear air under your tyres, so you can imagine what 45 would do. There's nothing I can do, I'm committed. All I can see as I try to land the bike discretely and pretend it didn't happen, is this copper absolutely p*ssing himself. I think it was the fact he was so busy laughing that he didn't bother to pull me... ;D