Ask a stupid question.....

[wheelers]

I have had 16 yr olds in asking for a certain colour 2 stroke oil because they have been told its best.
also had a lad with a Kawasaki come in asking if we could fit a KTM powerband. because they are faster...
there are the old chestnuts.. can we fit powerbands, can we make chinese scooters go faster??

[DaytonaDog]

One of my all time favourites:

I was parked up in my 'company' vehicle, which was of the marked variety. A couple of 'scallywags', walked past and I heard one say to the other:

'Bruv, look at dat, de writin' on da bonnit haz bin writin da wron wey round, innit, how fick iz dat?

Yeah bruv, de feds are well fick'.

[Nelly]

One of my all time favourites:

I was parked up in my 'company' vehicle, which was of the marked variety. A couple of 'scallywags', walked past and I heard one say to the other:

'Bruv, look at dat, de writin' on da bonnit haz bin writin da wron wey round, innit, how fick iz dat?

Yeah bruv, de feds are well fick'.

Couldn't make it up could ya....bless em