Heavy

[Burbler]

I was backing into a gap to park on a very cambered road and very wet. A woman decided to push her pram (including child) off the pavement and into my back wheel. She screamed hysterically. I leapt on the brake and the bike slid gently out from under me. She gave me a mouthful and shoved off. A Sainsburys delivery van came round the corner and stopped before hitting me. Driver jumped out, picked the bike up as though it were a pushbike, wished me a good day and drove off. Nice.