Ah ! Cat vomit - I can beat that.
How about Beagle sick!

My lovely Beagle dog Oscar (Lost him 3yrs ago) decided that he would yack up in my only pair of smart shoes on the morning I was attending an important job interview. He wasn't sick 'over them' - it was a more 'in them scenario' - my shoe was full of chunky sick.
(Dog food & Bonio)
I didnt tell him off - I Just thought it was funny how accurate he was!