I know this is opening me up for total abuse but I have broad shoulders so should be able to take it.

My problem is when I put my helmet on it pulls the top of my 'donkey ears' down folding them. I usually just shove my finger in afterwards to flip my 'Mr Spocks' back upright but now I am using ear plugs it pulls them out as well. I cant not use the ear plugs as my 'Dumbos' are starting to flap on me.

Anyone have any advice other than taping my 'head wings' like a rugby player.