Jellyfish

[Rabb]

I gather David Cameron has been stung.
Aparantly fresh urine will work wonders.
I would like to offer my services - anyone else.
After all we are all in this together!

[WR6133]

What about fresh petrol?

[Swanny]

I'd like to thank the jelly fish for his work

[Rabb]

What about fresh petrol?

Sorry can't afford petrol
- Due to govt taxes

I can use that in the bike anyway - although close on the enjoyment aspect if you include matches

[Rabb]

I'd like to thank the jelly fish for his work

Agent XXX has completed his mission.

[Loyal68]

What about fresh petrol?

No good without a zippo!!!!

[redken1]

This is old news – experts on jelly fish have known for some time now that there are variants of the slippery species practicing cannibalism.

Dr Lisa-Ann Gershwin, a US scientist and expert on jelly fish says, “Hermaphroditism. Cloning. External fertilisation. Self fertilisation. Courtship and copulation. Fission. Fusion. Cannibalism. You name it, jellyfish are doing it.”

Seriously though, I wish our illustrious leader a speedy recovery.

[Swanny]

Seriously though, I wish our illustrious leader a speedy recovery.

I don't

[FJ_Biker]

I suspect the jellyfish was an illegal immigrant, sent here by Al-qaeda to claim our benefits

When arriving in Britain the jellyfish found it could not get a council house or claim social and there was no mosque close by. It later found out that the last couple of governments had been spending billions propping up a failed banking system and all the country's money had gone.

Instead of settling down and getting a job it went on a stinging spree

If you are reading this Mr Jellyfish, Tony Blair holidays in Tuscany

[redken1]

I suspect the jellyfish was an illegal immigrant, sent here by Al-qaeda to claim our benefits

When arriving in Britain the jellyfish found it could not get a council house or claim social and there was no mosque close by. It later found out that the last couple of governments had been spending billions propping up a failed banking system and all the country's money had gone.

Instead of settling down and getting a job it went on a stinging spree

If you are reading this Mr Jellyfish, Tony Blair holidays in Tuscany

I don’t want to get too politically intense on what I suspect was intended to be a little light-hearted satire thread. Nor do I wish to become embroiled in a confrontational debate. I do believe that in the interests of accountability however, that politicians of all parties and independents are fair game for taking a pop at.

Not quite sure where singling out mosques for a special mention sits though